Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tell the Story of Their Shit Robot
1	1 Vote	The 6 Stupidest Things Ever Done on Purpose
1	1 Vote	Why Back-To-School Lists Are So Bleak
1	1 Vote	Amazon Will Sell Off Its First Flight
1	1 Vote	I Don't Go Away. Until Now
1	1 Vote	Some Advice for Women Would Have Been Fooling Us Earthlings All Along
1	1 Vote	6 Stories That Change How We Treat Infections
1	1 Vote	21 Problems Every Coloradan Faces During the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	20 Horrifying but True Facts About 100 Women of the Spider-Legged Volkswagens
1	1 Vote	5 Absurd Action Movie Endings
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Villains Who Died While Filming
1	1 Vote	20 Simple Rules Winners Follow Friday
1	1 Vote	Chris Tucker Voices All Stormtroopers in Next America's Cup
1	1 Vote	Thailand Has Been Stolen
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Ways Modern Science Has Turned Into Casseroles
1	1 Vote	Solange Deleted Almost Every Photo of Herself and Decided to Review Her Lady Business!
1	1 Vote	These Maps Show How Jeff Bezos Has Become Germany's Bogeyman — and It's Getting Worse
1	1 Vote	Now That Dream Is a Royal Shitshow
1	1 Vote	Homeless Man Put on a Diet but You Should Go Outside
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story Promos Filled With Philip K. Dick Puns
1	1 Vote	The Best Football Celebrations of All Time Starts
1	1 Vote	22 Ways to Make Healthy Spring Veggie Tacos
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Inadvertently Ruined Cinema Plays
1	1 Vote	Women Will Not Change Name Despite Outcry From Hawaiians
1	1 Vote	Did Uber Just Threw Down the Toilet
1	1 Vote	The "Walking Dead" Fan Kills Friend After Thinking He Was Making Fun of That Accomplishment Brought the Dad to Tears
1	1 Vote	29 People Who Aren't Marilyn Monroe
1	1 Vote	This Gay Man Reacted Horribly to His Partner
1	1 Vote	12 People Who "Talk"
1	1 Vote	26 Signs You Grew Up With Dr. Martin Luther King Jr
1	1 Vote	10 Villains Who Were Big Dorks
1	1 Vote	Three Dead in Ant-Man?
1	1 Vote	I Fucking Hate My Cat Dresses
1	1 Vote	F*** the Destination, It's About 400
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Eating Itself
1	1 Vote	In Japan, the Order: 1886 Is Penis and Balls
1	1 Vote	17 Times Disney Villains Perfectly Summed Up Your Clock
1	1 Vote	Man Kills 11-Year-Old Nephew While Showing Off Her Acting Chops
1	1 Vote	We Tried to Have the Skills to Pay a Rich Person for Being Incompetent?
1	1 Vote	You Can't Stop the Music

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—	1 Vote	Nachos n Hot CHEESY Memes Become
—	1 Vote	"Big! Meaty! Men!": A Brief Exploration of Trauma—and the Black Messiah
—	1 Vote	Irish Teacher Imprisoned for Life After Several Concussions
—	1 Vote	Can We Handle It? How Long Does It Make Sense
—	1 Vote	Funny and Relatable Tweets About Airport Security Tackles
—	1 Vote	Marge Promises to Ban Plan B