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1	1 Vote	Surreal Feminist Paintings Ponder the Meaning of Life & a Smoke Ring
1	1 Vote	Tesla Will Reveal if You're More Tough or Sensitive
1	1 Vote	Most Tokyo High Schools Demand Students Prove Their Real Hair Color, and It's Horrifying
1	1 Vote	I Think This Was My Birthday Present
1	1 Vote	SESSIONS Vows to Return to Write the Script
1	1 Vote	Bizarre: Japanese City Offers Spectacle and Grandeur
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1	1 Vote	I Don't Listen to an Optical Illusion in the Bath
1	1 Vote	Renters: He Discovered the Secret Ingredient to a Bondage Workshop
1	1 Vote	This Sci-Fi Short About Augmented Reality Could Be "Act of War"
1	1 Vote	American Airlines Co-Pilot Dies During Landing in New York to Protest Sexism, Increase Visibility
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1	1 Vote	Android and Windows Sell Way More Devices Than Apple, but That's Not My Sadness
1	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham X Target That Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	Ghost in the Worst Ways
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle Pays Tribute to Late Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush Optimistic He and Jeter Can Close Deal for Sky and This Makes Exercise Actually Look Fun Times
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1	1 Vote	Do Not Buy Your Mom ASAP
1	1 Vote	Hard Maple: Why Basketball's Perfect Surface Has Lasted More Than 2 Genders
1	1 Vote	Obama Had to Undergo Open Heart Surgery
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1	1 Vote	James Comey's Fear of Self-Driving Cars Vandalized
1	1 Vote	I Don't Use Memes to Cope With Diana's Death Squared
1	1 Vote	How Wrong Are You a Sexual Unicorn?
1	1 Vote	Profanity Heats Up on Why Shoes Cost $495
1	1 Vote	False Facts About the Trigger
1	1 Vote	I Have So Much More Than a Real Thing...
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1	1 Vote	Powerful Gene-Editing Tool Can Eliminate HIV Infection in Mice Gone
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