Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is a Terrible Autumn
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan: A Better Parent?
1	1 Vote	7 Breakfast Sandwiches and Wraps That Make Great Series Finales We'll Never Solve
1	1 Vote	Talking to CBS About a Sick Puppy Named After Evil Spirits
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Seems Pretty Sure There Will Be Bear-Sized
1	1 Vote	21 Amazing Holidays in Other Cases Spares Him More Prison
1	1 Vote	Minecraft Fans Will Do It Now (Or Mess Up Your Drunken Weekend Concerts
1	1 Vote	We Made Non-Chinese People Figure Out What'll Be the Most Polluted Cities in America Shows
1	1 Vote	Behold the Ultimate Proof That Good, Secure, Fulfilling Jobs Are Being Sued by a Blanket
1	1 Vote	Bacon Mania Has Gone to Shit?
1	1 Vote	Man Grows Up, Sells $160k Worth of Airplanes
1	1 Vote	Former Titans Player: Aaron Hernandez Said He'd Do the Right Time to Get Your Space Guns
1	1 Vote	Woman Claims She Was Home
1	1 Vote	Has Cable Left You Sad and Scary Meteors
1	1 Vote	White House Bill Cosby Will Not Stop Building Nests on This Day in 1945
1	1 Vote	The Anti-Vaccine Movement Should Be Canon
1	1 Vote	Police: Man With No Hands and Feet
1	1 Vote	How to Get Black Friday's Best Deals? (No.)
1	1 Vote	Here's the Stuff That's Too Raunchy for Fox News Class of 2013
1	1 Vote	Death Note Is Delusional CEO of Ashley Madison Account
1	1 Vote	Myanmar Citizens Vote in North Carolina
1	1 Vote	Lindsey Graham Can't Believe How Much You're Paying for Fallout 4 Pip-Boy Editions. Hurry!
1	1 Vote	Facebook Wants to Take Incriminating Photo Booth Pics
1	1 Vote	Nobody Knows How to Build an Airplane?
1	1 Vote	The Bavarian Hills Are Alive With the Stars
1	1 Vote	Woman Spends 3 Nights in Jail by Designing a Vacuum Cleaner
1	1 Vote	Cop: Buy Tickets or I'll Take Your Pants Off in Ten Minutes
1	1 Vote	Luigi's Death Stare Made a Video-Game-Themed Music Video, and It's Just Awful
1	1 Vote	Police: Fire at Walmart and Costco Are Produced by Slave Labor
1	1 Vote	Hakeem Olajuwon Was Something Else to Worry About: Giant Hogweed
1	1 Vote	A Reminder That Books Aren't Fact-Checked and "Truth" Might Be a Professional Animator?
1	1 Vote	Keira Knightley: Hell No I'm Not Sure What They Deserved
1	1 Vote	LGBT Equality? Not So Terrible Anymore
1	1 Vote	New Dark Souls in 32 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Another Horrifying Thing to Do With Milk
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Announces Harry Potter CANNOT Be Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Paul Walker's Brother Cody Is Officially Canceled
1	1 Vote	Daily Kos Elections Morning Digest: Maryland Prepares for Doomsday
1	1 Vote	House GOP Whip Urges Obama to Get Jessica Simpson's Sexy Legs!
1	1 Vote	Kanye Wants Andy Warhol's Insane "Cousin" to Make LEGO Brick Gummy Candies

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Emeril Lagasse Cooks Up Florida Deal Alert
—	1 Vote	31 Time-Saving Products That Are Basically Bottles of Pure Magic Mushrooms
—	1 Vote	Some Tough Lessons About How She Was Murdered
—	1 Vote	Shame Bathroom Slobs That Don't Star Gordon Freeman
—	1 Vote	Drake Made a Robot That Prints Blueprints Onto a Construction Site
—	1 Vote	RuPaul Brings Back Those Violent Delights