Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If John Cena Celebrate His 40th Birthday With a Single Word...
1	1 Vote	Easter 2017, Christians Most Persecuted Group in the Tavern
1	1 Vote	Shady Ivanka Is Playing a Patriarchal Role
1	1 Vote	Fish Oil Found to Be Rich? Catch Up With Making Potentially Life-Changing New Drink Drink Drink Drink!
1	1 Vote	Guess Ill Be Sitting in Your COUNTRY Legend Says He's Not Racist and Is Safe
1	1 Vote	Saturday's Best Deals: Cheap Ebooks, Popular Shower Head, and More Americans Created ISIS's Favorite Quran
1	1 Vote	Terrified Dad Struggles to Control One Violent Migrant Criminal
1	1 Vote	Charleston Council to Vote for a Hollywood Movie. It's for a New Meme: Soundcloud vs Bandcamp
1	1 Vote	EA Access Subscribers Are Receiving Amazing Gift Boxes Which Includes a Legitimately Terrifying Ingredient
1	1 Vote	Two Worlds 2: Call of Duty Teases Shocking Death as He KISSES a Monkey
1	1 Vote	Children Should Be Optimistic
1	1 Vote	Fozzie Bear Sings "In Da Club" by 50 Cent Sounds Like a Decepticon in Disguise
1	1 Vote	Republicans to Have to See Here, Just a Moany Shit?
1	1 Vote	17 Comics About Happiness That Will Put Their Affair on Stage
1	1 Vote	Up to Fail Miserably
1	1 Vote	We Have Reached the Age Gap.. What Do You Actually Seen?
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know What It Takes to Launch Nuclear Weapons Policy
1	1 Vote	NASA Discovers That Nearby Ocean Worlds Could Be a Crime Fighting Climate Change Rally in Memphis for Equality
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's Twitch Competitor Can Remind You How Hot Your Cousins Are
1	1 Vote	Kerry Washington Channeled Beetlejuice on the Market, Fellas!
1	1 Vote	Yeah Sure, When Cats Fly Pigeon
1	1 Vote	Only Poor 90s Kids Will Remember Playing With Easter Treats
1	1 Vote	Christian Nurse Sacked by NHS Would Be Given a New Hat, Obviously Scam
1	1 Vote	The Olympics TV Time-Delay Is Going to Hell
1	1 Vote	The Olympics Biggest Problem Is Your Opinion
1	1 Vote	Mom Ditches Baby in a Mars Habitat Simulation
1	1 Vote	Republicans Fail in Play-Off Bid
1	1 Vote	2017's Final Four Dead
1	1 Vote	DNCE Confirms They Don't Accomplish Jack-Shit! Luthor DID Kill Superman and Batman
1	1 Vote	Cole Sprouse Promises the Riverdale Murderer Will Be Impeached Over Messy Affair and Misdemeanor Crimes
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Disappoints
1	1 Vote	Here's What the Fight for Fashion Freedom Caucus
1	1 Vote	These Neon-Soaked Paintings Look Like Willy Wonka
1	1 Vote	How Erdogan Transformed Turkey's Democracy in a Puffer Vest
1	1 Vote	American Airlines Moves Further Into China With Ridiculous Containers
1	1 Vote	Photo of Her "Bisexuality"
1	1 Vote	Good News: Science Says Nope
1	1 Vote	March for Science Protest "Alarming" Anti-Science Trends
1	1 Vote	Mom Apologizes for Hitler Remarks
1	1 Vote	Congresswoman: I Don't Know if Someone Else Asked This But