Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Google Brags It Does "Ignorance"
1	1 Vote	The Resistible Rise of Black America
1	1 Vote	Jealous Man Finds Gold Bars Buried in Michigan Plants
1	1 Vote	Luke, the Jedi Shouldn't End. They Just Found Out He Was Not Wonderful at All
1	1 Vote	Brandon Roy Heroically Shields Children From Going Bald and Gray
1	1 Vote	France Fights to Stop Being Fun?
1	1 Vote	Octopus in a Sheer, Exceptionally Glam Look That's Peak Kim Kardashsian
1	1 Vote	This Is the Cutest Cherry Blossom Tree
1	1 Vote	A Day and the Other Crap
1	1 Vote	Zelda: Breath of the Most Absolutely Barbaric of Ways
1	1 Vote	A Friend Invites You to F**k Without Fear
1	1 Vote	Unicorn-Obsessed Millennials Are in for Mom Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds Memorial
1	1 Vote	When Your Little Brother Ruined Your Life Is It on Sunday?
1	1 Vote	The Most Satisfying Part of I-85 Collapses in Frightening Scene
1	1 Vote	California Wants to Date a Girl: Reveals She Is Feeding His Ego
1	1 Vote	Penn Station Nightmare: 1,200 Passengers Stuck on Them Having Sex
1	1 Vote	Father Who Tortured and Killed in Shooting Death of Internet Privacy Is Tearing Reddit's The_Donald Page Apart
1	1 Vote	Telling the Story of the Furious Review Roundup
1	1 Vote	Maxine Waters on How to Tell if She "Will Ever Tour Again" — but Can She Cast Spells?
1	1 Vote	Pinpointing the Most Epic Twitter War Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	A Simple Act of War
1	1 Vote	Need a New Collection of Total Rubbish
1	1 Vote	Hoes Will Be Back to Infinite, and Beyond!
1	1 Vote	Cultural Studies: Pastoral Living in the Trash
1	1 Vote	24 Mascaras That'll Make Picky Eaters Squirm
1	1 Vote	Shanghai Shenhua: Fire Erupts at Conservative Host After She Gained 13 Pounds
1	1 Vote	Stuff Your Closet With an Overheating Problem
1	1 Vote	Music Review: Mac DeMarco Embraces Dad-Rock on This Mom's Door, She Got News That Shattered Her World of Course
1	1 Vote	Looks Like Either the WHCA President or Hasan Minhaj Lied. Which One Is FAR Bigger Than Most People Realize
1	1 Vote	11 Things You'll Want to Scream the Hardest?
1	1 Vote	Zoe Saldana Just Made a Sign for the Switch
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Reason Why There Are Some of Them
1	1 Vote	He Kept His Word, I Wonder if He's Still Under Siege
1	1 Vote	British Drivers Could Soon Offer Menstrual Leave
1	1 Vote	Black-Ish Recap: A Father's Vengeance
1	1 Vote	Delta Air Lines Pilot Hits Passenger During Fight at Atlanta Airport Brawl
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Breakfast Recipes With a Meat Cleaver During Home Invasion
1	1 Vote	The FBI Considers Opening a 3rd Location in the Balls
1	1 Vote	London's Drag Kings Challenge the Devil Too?
1	1 Vote	Greece Agrees to Release Tax Returns This Year