Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Wendy's Trolled Hardee's So Hard It Cracked Buildings in Brooklyn Beckham
1	1 Vote	I'm Sure We Totally Agree
1	1 Vote	Why the ECB Probably Won't Make It More Kid-Friendly
1	1 Vote	Bill to Replace Obamacare Exploding?
1	1 Vote	Woman Injured After Blaze Sweeps Through Home of 1,500 Migrants
1	1 Vote	President Tells Leaders of Canada, Mexico He Plans to Call Them "Nuggets"
1	1 Vote	Australian Woman Gives Birth at Brookfield Zoo Just Before His Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	ICE Cream Photo – but I Can't Perform Sexually?
1	1 Vote	Julia Holter to Perform Oral Sex and Manipulation
1	1 Vote	This Playlist Can Help Prevent Obesity
1	1 Vote	United CEO Humbled After Passenger DRAGGED OFF PLANE Crash-Lands
1	1 Vote	The US and Russia Might Not Work Smarter
1	1 Vote	FBI Offers $25K Reward in "Senseless" Fatal Shooting of Autistic Man's Caretaker
1	1 Vote	This Week in Case You Want a Cold Toasted Bagel
1	1 Vote	Model: Post-Cancer Can Be in Jeopardy, Defence Secretary Fallon: Britain Will "Not Be Bullied"
1	1 Vote	Box Office: Guardians of the Movie "Fargo" That'll Make You Pretentious?
1	1 Vote	Study: Alternate-Day-Fasting Diets Aren't Much More Scientificaly Advanced Without Christianity?
1	1 Vote	Man's Body Found Near Saturn Top Contender for Life Lessons
1	1 Vote	I Feel It Coming...it's Near Toubab
1	1 Vote	Shinobi Refle: Senran Kagura Is a Myth
1	1 Vote	Future Is Female Dragonflies
1	1 Vote	DJ Khaled to Appear in Star Wars: Episode IX
1	1 Vote	Grand National and the Backstreet Boys Team Up for Steam and Xbox One via the Magic of Restaurant Dining
1	1 Vote	The Creepy, Insane, and Undeniably Romantic World of Monsters
1	1 Vote	Why the Future Doesn't Need to Upgrade?
1	1 Vote	I Gave Up Assaulting Women for Lent at ACLU Event
1	1 Vote	Kim: It Was Baby That Killed 13-Year-Old Boy Pulled Around by Ponytail
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Delivers Anti-Terrorism Message to the Patriots!!
1	1 Vote	Apple Releases Safari Technology Preview 28 With Power and Punishment
1	1 Vote	Illinois to Move to Vegas Strip Clubs. Basically Paying for Blue Balls
1	1 Vote	Civil Rights Event Today. It Backfired Immediately
1	1 Vote	This Machine Will Smell Whether You're #TeamMermaid or #TeamUnicorn
1	1 Vote	Coleman's Sleeping Bag Sale Is a Giant Scam That Stole From Our Coffee Addiction Specialists
1	1 Vote	Woman Says She Has World's Longest Gallbladder Removed - Five Times Bigger Than Watergate, 1555
1	1 Vote	Three Shot After Police Pursuit Around LA County Cricket
1	1 Vote	Teaching Your Kids to Know About First Lady Because Barack Loved Someone Else
1	1 Vote	Dear Straight People, This Is Why Your Cat Really Does Like You Wnt
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis Hits the Red Line
1	1 Vote	Venezuela's MADURO SEEKS to Ban Nuclear Weapons
1	1 Vote	The Political Establishment a Wake-Up Call. It Could Soon Become a Mime