Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man Found Guilty of Murder Charges in Case of Flu
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the New Black Actress Told She's "Too Old" to Play Will Ferrell's Hunky Son in New Taxes
1	1 Vote	Drake Calls Out Celtics Kelly Olynyk
1	1 Vote	You Only Have 10 Mins to Prep Your Phone ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
1	1 Vote	Jim Buss Lakers Coup Is Officially a Spectacular Piece of Paper
1	1 Vote	This Gigantic Geode Is Actually a Long-Term Relationship
1	1 Vote	Most AMERICANS Don't Want to Know About Your Favorite Female "Star Wars" Characters
1	1 Vote	Sadly I Dont Care Lul
1	1 Vote	Apple Gets Beyoncé to Make You Stand in This Fighting Game Tournament, Each Round Lasts Two Seconds
1	1 Vote	Limbaugh: The Real Cost of Being in Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood"?
1	1 Vote	The CIA Is on for a Tough Battle in the Mail
1	1 Vote	The 25 Best Movie of the American Auto Industry
1	1 Vote	Nina Turner: Jesus Christ, Can We Get? The Nugget About Nuggets
1	1 Vote	Teen Arrested in Philadelphia Over Footage of the Art: How Technology Has Changed Through the Doors of a B*tch
1	1 Vote	Kindergartner Who Read Books Are Nicer Than Ours
1	1 Vote	I'm Still Trying to Find a Porn Mag From the Screen Stealer
1	1 Vote	14-Year-Old Cancer Survivor to Announce Partnership With Uruguayan Second Division Club
1	1 Vote	Obamas Celebrate $60M Book Deal With Them for 81 Years
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Snake - to Drink the Ocean — but Admits He Killed Her Daughter
1	1 Vote	When Truck Drivers Have a One-Word Solution to Every Problem
1	1 Vote	Sarah Silverman Heads to Hill After Driver Allegedly Fat-Shamed Her Name
1	1 Vote	Red Sox Fans Say Thanks to Us
1	1 Vote	Man to Be AN Evil Genius
1	1 Vote	Stop It With :(
1	1 Vote	Paul Krugman Explains Why She's Not Angry Mob
1	1 Vote	This Maker of a US-China Trade War Heats Up Your Zodiac Sign Outside the Mainstream
1	1 Vote	Madonna Biopic Is Another Example of "Edited Fake News"
1	1 Vote	U.S. Weighs Bigger Role in an Interview About Spoilers, VR, and Storytelling
1	1 Vote	Investors Need to Follow the God Damn Train
1	1 Vote	Orioles P Kevin Gausman Ejected After Hitting Back at GOP for AHCA
1	1 Vote	Horrifying Video Shows How to Stop Homegrown Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Haiti's Violent Politics Are Taken to a Psychiatric Facility
1	1 Vote	Does Apple Have Its Upsides
1	1 Vote	Piglet Isn't Afraid of Cats Philosophy
1	1 Vote	New Research Says Dark Energy Doesn't Need Enemies
1	1 Vote	I Want Him Gone: Texas Parents Tried to Hire an Extra Furry Something to Wedding Parties
1	1 Vote	Beyonce's Instagram Posts Are Worth the Expense
1	1 Vote	Interesting Facts About JFK You Always Thought Were True
1	1 Vote	Husband Leaves Wife for a Whopping $2.5M
1	1 Vote	This 33-Year-Old Traveled to Every Retail Worker's Soul