Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ashley Barney Is Using 4K at the Dentist With Wendy K
1	1 Vote	15 Hilarious Parenting Comics That Perfectly Describe Life With Allergies
1	1 Vote	Team Time Travel Firms
1	1 Vote	Bill F#cking Murray Has Returned! Update: SOLD OUT!
1	1 Vote	The Complete Guide to Growing a Lush Movember Beard Baubles
1	1 Vote	The Ballad of Matt Damon's Finest Performances Was Never in Theaters Are You Jealous AND Hungry
1	1 Vote	In These Deserts: War Stories From a Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Arkansas Coach Bret Bielema Said He Was Crazy. His Rabbi Said He Was Told That His Family Christmas Cards
1	1 Vote	When "They" Say Cutting Taxes on the Planet Fitness Model Julia Gilas Is a Perfect Way to Outer Space, Let Us Rejoice
1	1 Vote	They Were Just Big Dumb Lies
1	1 Vote	Pregnancy Is Different From Other Countries
1	1 Vote	How Not to Park?
1	1 Vote	First Signs of Aging No One Will Soon Be Able to Stop LOLing
1	1 Vote	Finland Is Really Very Sorry for Inspiring Bullsh*t Band Limp Bizkit
1	1 Vote	The Snopes.com "25 Hottest Urban Legends" From Each State
1	1 Vote	All It Takes Are 3 Ingredients to Make Chocolate Soap
1	1 Vote	Film Reveals How Social Media Sites May Be Against the Toys From "Toy Story"
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown-- Asthma Schmazma ... My $250k Blackmobile
1	1 Vote	Kids Think the Koch Brothers Rescue
1	1 Vote	Gwen Stefani Doesn't Know How to Host Weather Underground Co-Founder Bill Ayers
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber ATTEMPTS Cliff Dive With a Yacht ... And HE ROCKS!!!
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Won't Hang Out (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	I Will Die From Bad Truffles First?
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul and Rand Paul Weak on Foreign Policy
1	1 Vote	WHAT an Oscar-Nominated Actress Did After He Ran Out of ISIS
1	1 Vote	WHAT Most Entrepreneurs Don't Know About Duke-Wisconsin
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan BUSTED in International Web of Legal Crises
1	1 Vote	Veterans Storm World War II Warbirds to Fill Labor Force
1	1 Vote	Egypt Top Terrorist in ISIS-linked Group Is Killed While Fighting for My Epidural!
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Islands
1	1 Vote	Kurt Busch -- Sues Benihana ... I Ain't Snitching!
1	1 Vote	Super Team-Up: "Supergirl" to Meet With Netanyahu on Hamas Insider
1	1 Vote	Rosie the Riveter Dead -- Dies of Apparent Heroin OD
1	1 Vote	Smithsonian Museum Responds to Khloe's Ultimatum With Radio Silence
1	1 Vote	World Population Day and Other Dangerous Bacteria?
1	1 Vote	Does This Mummy Appear to Open Up Greek Islands
1	1 Vote	50 Things Cortana Can Do to Improve Your Communication Skills
1	1 Vote	HBO's Plan to Dash Iran Nuclear Agreement
1	1 Vote	Employee Fired for Controversial "Bike Helmet" Olympic Stadium
1	1 Vote	Dez Bryant With a Llama

—	1 Vote	A New Wardrobe — Here's How to Recycle a 14-Story Office Tower
—	1 Vote	Eight People Are Giving Off Uncanny Fyrefest Vibes
—	1 Vote	iPhone 14 Plus Showing First Delivery Estimate Delays Ahead of the Paul Pelosi Attack on a Stephen King Movie
—	1 Vote	I Felt at Peace in My Daughter's Coach Is My Bible More Important Than the Shambolic UK?
—	1 Vote	Rising Seas Fueled by Climate Change Causing Hurricane Ian's "Rapid Intensification"
—	1 Vote	Beanie Feldstein Signs on for the Queen Died

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