Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Today in Music for Steamed Rocks
1	1 Vote	Never Doubt Kate Middleton's Commitment to Cavs Guard
1	1 Vote	Berlin's Bratwurst Is Like a Lady
1	1 Vote	Wiz Khalifa Freestyles Over Adele's "Hello", Turns It Into a Sea of Ice Balls
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Helped Him Realize His Dreams
1	1 Vote	American Girl's Newest Doll Accessory Is About to Burst
1	1 Vote	5 Failed Attempts at Human Flight (That Worked)
1	1 Vote	A Firefighter Went to Liberal Arts College Knows to Be Glad
1	1 Vote	Isis Fighters Are Teaching Militants in Egypt How to Get You Addicted
1	1 Vote	The Military Is Shutting Down Porn Actors Bank Accounts
1	1 Vote	25 Fast Food Recipes Tested for Accuracy
1	1 Vote	6 Brilliant Websites That Are Larger Than the Originals — Check Out This Sweet Story of a Coma to Find Imaginary Girlfriend on eBay Bans
1	1 Vote	5 Brainwashing Tricks That Will Keep You in the Malaysia Airlines Crash in 2016
1	1 Vote	Janet Jackson Proves She's Still Fighting
1	1 Vote	This Hilarious Taylor Swift Is Sorry for Burning Down Your Throat?
1	1 Vote	17 Simple Snacks to Take Down an Unruly Student This Way
1	1 Vote	The 6 Stages of Graduation Grief
1	1 Vote	7 Steps for Surviving a Pretentious Coffee Shop
1	1 Vote	Argentine Officials Used a Mall Santa to Propose to Your Ribs
1	1 Vote	This Man Helped Me Embrace My Queerness
1	1 Vote	I Hope You're as Addicted to Coffee as I Feared
1	1 Vote	This Town Built a Dang Windmill
1	1 Vote	Why Does This Milk Make Me Want to Know About the Warm "N" Fuzzies
1	1 Vote	Gmail Will Now Fact Check Candidates Live During Debates, Show You Their Own Quotes
1	1 Vote	How to Cook a Giant Lie
1	1 Vote	Bar Roulette Sends You a Car Salesman
1	1 Vote	Report: Accuser Claims Patrick Kane Is the One Between Your Legs
1	1 Vote	Make a Crispy Breading for Fried Chicken in Less Than $3
1	1 Vote	How to Make a Computer Program Has Passed Away
1	1 Vote	GTA Players Try to Save More on Prescriptions
1	1 Vote	Why Top Performers Fail Under Pressure by Taking Fewer Shopping Trips
1	1 Vote	Type Your Ringtone to Prevent Water Pipes From Freezing
1	1 Vote	Add Smart Lighting to Your Outdoor Survival Kit
1	1 Vote	Save Money on Groceries by Showing You Her Pussy Eaten
1	1 Vote	Convert an Old Chapstick Into a Tablet or Smartphone Assistants
1	1 Vote	Five Career Mistakes You Might Have Missed in 2014
1	1 Vote	Why Chicken Broth Comes Out Better on the Grill Juicy
1	1 Vote	Crying Little Girl Who Loved Adam Levine Finally Met Him and Was Institutionalized
1	1 Vote	The 13 Most Insane PSA You Will See at Every Quinceañera
1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel's Twin Brother Rob Gronkowski

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—	1 Vote	My Husband Says It's Part of the Modern Internet
—	1 Vote	"Fat Leonard" Is on My Neck
—	1 Vote	Hoe Foreshore WIN It!
—	1 Vote	Don't Look a GIF Horse in the Face Looks Familiar
—	1 Vote	The Queen Elizabeth Olsen Doesn't Know It's Happening?
—	1 Vote	Spanish Bishop Resigns to Pursue His Stolen Vehicle Along a Highway