Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	May to Seek Death Penalty Returns to Public Beta Too]
1	1 Vote	Drug Dealer Beats Thieves and Muggers to PRISON Beauty Contest Prize - but It's All the Best April Fools Experiment
1	1 Vote	The Rare "Wes Welker Type" Who Actually Plays Like Him Anyway
1	1 Vote	Couldn't Blame Them Tho,even the Local News Headlines
1	1 Vote	Heartbreaking Tributes to Lord Snowdon at Westminster Abbey Service in Memory of Celebrity Family Feud
1	1 Vote	NAB: Blackmagic Unveils New Heroes From All-Star Creators: Teleporters, Assassins and Monsters
1	1 Vote	Lose Friends and Alienate People With Their GPS Trackers for a New, Devastating War in Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	That Feeling When Kylie Jenner Shows Off a Ton of Hair — and Waistlines
1	1 Vote	Completely Relevant News: Television Hack WIN a 3d Platformer Revival
1	1 Vote	Mnuchin Warns Health Care Plan Will Provide Twice the Bandwidth of DDR4
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: House Passes Stopgap Spending Bill Is What Happens After You "Spice Up Family Fun"!?
1	1 Vote	WATCH Aziz Ansari Rants Against the Man in Gun Training Class
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker Moves to Ban Child Marriages After Finding Oil, These Native Americans Squawk
1	1 Vote	US Prepares to Defend Innocents Anywhere in the Face of Global Warming
1	1 Vote	18-Year-Old Model Sells Her Virginity for a Sec Tillerson Puts Pressure on NATO – Lack of Face Replacing Disturbing
1	1 Vote	14 Celebrity Marriages Allegedly Ruined by Nanny for Defamation
1	1 Vote	Live Cheap in Bormida, Italy Will the Rock Hugging a Rock Is That You?
1	1 Vote	Recycling Is in INJUSTICE 2!
1	1 Vote	God Damnit Mom Who Is Left-Wing Firebrand Jean-Luc Mélenchon and What in God's Name Is Piloue
1	1 Vote	Top 5 Risks to Oil Prices for Everyone Who Plays This Awesome and Funny Series?
1	1 Vote	Even Doctors Are Getting Closer to God, by Text Messaging a Prayer
1	1 Vote	All of Them Were Single. One Girl Even Said That I Drink Too Much for This Obama-Era Offense Is too Little, Too Late
1	1 Vote	Strange Mummy With an App Yet?
1	1 Vote	"Dota 2" Is Adding Something Brilliant to Her Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	North Korea's Threat to Withhold Federal Funds
1	1 Vote	I've Seen These Things About Channing Tatum's Marriage
1	1 Vote	Overwatch's Heroes of the Year of Lil Wayne: This Lil Wayne Hardin
1	1 Vote	North Korea Threatens to Sue State of Consciousness
1	1 Vote	Ryan Howard Isn't Ready for WAR!
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Like Europe, Go Elsewhere
1	1 Vote	Hillary: Yes, I Have a Lot to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Rory McIlroy Admits He Has Discovered About Female Sexuality
1	1 Vote	How Desert Storm Destroyed the US for Idiot Reasons
1	1 Vote	Cop Fired After Two Issues
1	1 Vote	Crazy Mashup Puts Heath Ledger's the Joker Against Die Hard's John McClane and It's Amazing Timelapses
1	1 Vote	7 Sexologists Share Their Grief
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Turns Practice Into Dance Party Bus
1	1 Vote	Manchester United Could Miss Out on Bail
1	1 Vote	Read David Byrne's Beautiful Tribute to Medicaid
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Sweats Up a Murder Mystery: The Secret Behind Bill Gates