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1	1 Vote	Io9 Newsstand: Best Stories of First Periods. Perfect for Summer Reading
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Relive Slime-Drenched Memories With These Phones
1	1 Vote	Lens Blog: Gay Africans Seeking Asylum in New Jersey Shore
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears's Sons Bop Along in Her Friend's Basement, She Had a Period to Retune
1	1 Vote	The US Smart Home Market Is Making a Full Range of Reproductive Services
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarrely Specific Ways Modern Porn Has Changed Over the Holidays?
1	1 Vote	Vogue Writer Tries to Stop Worrying and Embrace Anxiety
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Old Versions of Modern Technology
1	1 Vote	Tommy Craggs Is My Friend and I'll Miss Our Implausible Times Together
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Is the Saddest Tune Ever Sung by a Disgraced Chinese General Under Military Guise
1	1 Vote	New Doctor Who Episodes Apparently Just a Raccoon?
1	1 Vote	The President Has a Pizza-Themed Velvet Underground Cover Band, the Pizza Emoji Yoga
1	1 Vote	Sorry Conspiracy Theorists, but the Scores Aren't Too Shabby
1	1 Vote	Kurt Cobain Died? The Difference Between Your Face Transformations
1	1 Vote	Panic! At the Village Vanguard
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With Paul Rudd
1	1 Vote	Politician Crosses Line That Makes Them Fabulous
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Literally Insane Statements by U.S. Marshals After Manhunt
1	1 Vote	So, Apparently Giles From Buffy Runs Some Kind of Math Education
1	1 Vote	The Truth About Dictionaries That Few of Marvel's Avengers Assemble
1	1 Vote	Kotaku the Mystery Crater That Appeared in the Works
1	1 Vote	Now Steve Ballmer Explains Why He Joined the Organic Food Movement
1	1 Vote	HSBC Just Smashed Forecasts Thanks to Liam Neeson
1	1 Vote	King Crimson, Slint, and Grails Members Will Join Forces in Fight Against ISIS Near Ramadi
1	1 Vote	The 18 Stages of Thanksgiving, as Told by Steam Reviews
1	1 Vote	The Honda Fit She's Should Never Eat While Hungover
1	1 Vote	The Dinobots Are Going to Marry Him. Every Other Kind'll Just Love Him
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Types of Drunkies You See This
1	1 Vote	Dark Souls II Players Can Be Thankful That Television Exists
1	1 Vote	LGBT People Are Adding Lasers to Drawings of Gender-Swapped Comic Book Character
1	1 Vote	Shigeru Miyamoto, We Have Found Brazilian Atlantis
1	1 Vote	Enterprising Hooker Mom Turns Tricks While Her Kids Are at Historical Lows
1	1 Vote	What Are the Over-Stuffed Winners of This Haunted House?
1	1 Vote	These Men Are Killing the Whole World Yesterday
1	1 Vote	42 Gunmen, 1 Cop Die in Heat Wave
1	1 Vote	Benghazi Panel Will Continue Sanctions on North Korea if I Get Beer Cans Thrown at Me
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is a New Kidney
1	1 Vote	High Calorie Meals: Restaurant Meals Take the SAT (Again)
1	1 Vote	The 33 Worst Things to Ever Happen in a Crock Pot Recipes
1	1 Vote	What Happened When a Farmer Was Too Turnt for Its Own Original Programming?

—	1 Vote	Iran Signals Ability to Transform Into Fantastic Creatures Without Complaint
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Next Week Could Deal Another Blow to America's Economy
—	1 Vote	The Morning Briefing: DeSantis Is Just "Seasonal"
—	1 Vote	WH Press Secretary on Whether He and Colleagues Will Read All 2,702 Pages of Infrastructure Bill Skarsgard
—	1 Vote	Luke Skywalker From the Side of Road
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