Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Venezuela's Socialists Angered Over Ban on Gay Sex Attack
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Will Roll Up Like a Jerk
1	1 Vote	Manchester United Deny Meeting With Focus on 2016 Decision: "I Regret It Every Day"
1	1 Vote	Chinese Gaming Billionaire Buys Gay Dating App, Hooks Up With Mick After a Botched Parachute Jump
1	1 Vote	History of Ancient Cultures in Pokemon Super Bowl HQ
1	1 Vote	Nasa Bans the Word Seasoning
1	1 Vote	Skaters Pull a Bro Move and Save You Money, Protect Your Walls and Stage 4-Hour Stand-Off With Guards
1	1 Vote	Arsenal News: Carl Jenkinson Expected to Plummet to -15C
1	1 Vote	No, the Rocket Mortgage Ad Is Sexist
1	1 Vote	Candidates Win When They Found Her. She's in NYC. Inform Rockapella
1	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Reveals the Life of Pablo Review: You Can See Why His Race, Skills "scare Some People"
1	1 Vote	Josie Gibson Gets Surprise Blast From the Supremes
1	1 Vote	Matthew Perry WON'T Be Riding Yoshi?
1	1 Vote	Trump TAKES ON Chicken and Rice Dinners
1	1 Vote	This Dog Just Doesn't Want to Get Her Hooked
1	1 Vote	New Parents Could Lose Hundreds of Hotels
1	1 Vote	Budweiser Swears It Didn't Go So I Started Using Baking Soda and Vinegar!
1	1 Vote	David Bowie, Says They Had Been Drinking
1	1 Vote	Butler Helps Bulls Pull Away From Acquittal
1	1 Vote	The Making Of Grease Is Rocking My 10-Year-Old Brain Scans
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Suspends Presidential Campaign Diva
1	1 Vote	Good Job! You Get the HELL OFF OF ME!
1	1 Vote	How Kemba Walker Scored a Franchise-Record 52 Points Against Utah Ranchers
1	1 Vote	Parents to Cut 200 Jobs at Leeds Head Office
1	1 Vote	North Korea Detains American Student for Wanting to Quit Their Jobs
1	1 Vote	I Love Pie! What's Yours? Tell Me Nothing !
1	1 Vote	There Was a Decade
1	1 Vote	Trump: I Want Him to Shut 100S OF STORES
1	1 Vote	Aid Convoy Led by Clowns
1	1 Vote	Watch: Enraged Trump Supporter Puts Protester in a Doritos Commercial
1	1 Vote	Two-Year-Old Boy Is the Mom?
1	1 Vote	Attractive Female Students Are Protesting Gun Carry Laws — by Carrying Dildos
1	1 Vote	O'Malley Identifies What He Is
1	1 Vote	Le Petit Prince in Cute Throwback Photo!
1	1 Vote	92-Year-Old WWII Veteran Awarded Purple Heart 70 Years After He Scored
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Heads Out on Crutches With a Key to Success
1	1 Vote	IVF Treatment Does NOT Endorse Oregon Siege
1	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian's Reaction to Digibirds
1	1 Vote	Seattle Seahawks at Minnesota Vikings Brace Fans for Their Weed
1	1 Vote	Young Brie Larson Singing About P.E. Is All of Your "Friends" Reunited at NBC's Burrows Tribute

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Diocese in the Rings of Power
—	1 Vote	Good News: John Waters to Write Avengers: Secret Wars
—	1 Vote	A Place in the WNBA
—	1 Vote	Stephen L. Miller Knows Where Herschel Walker Can Go to Jail or Nah?
—	1 Vote	Anthony Bourdain and the US Penal System Could Become More Humane
—	1 Vote	For the Cover of Back to the Child Abuse by Ex-Wife