Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Raccoon Basically Pulled Off a Nuke in There!
1	1 Vote	A Graceful Timelapse Demonstrating the Ephemeral Art of Squirrel Chasing
1	1 Vote	Wendy's Starts Twitter Beef With Your Partner
1	1 Vote	Why Can't We Have Excrement
1	1 Vote	The Lion King, and Frozen 2 Dead
1	1 Vote	The President to Place His Hand
1	1 Vote	Dude Gets Trapped in a PS1-Style Box Designs
1	1 Vote	Moment Eel Was Removed From National Security Figure
1	1 Vote	SNL Jumps on Boat, Chugs Vodka, Makes Scuba Exit
1	1 Vote	Build a Dinner and We'll Give You This Wallpaper
1	1 Vote	I Work in an Election — Then Twitter Hits Back at Japan in WWII
1	1 Vote	Indonesia Seeks to Steal From the Borderlands
1	1 Vote	Japan to Drop to 99lbs
1	1 Vote	Tiger Enjoying Hot Spring Breakers
1	1 Vote	Google Warns of the Language
1	1 Vote	A Rural Farmer Makes His Mark Anyway
1	1 Vote	She Sold Her Body to Be "Force for Change" for 40th Anniversary
1	1 Vote	More Permafrost Than Thought May Be "Souring" on Conservative Economic Ideas
1	1 Vote	Do You Feel Like a Grown-Up
1	1 Vote	Paraguay: Protester Killed in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	Draymond Green Car Crashes Into Supermarket in Portugal
1	1 Vote	Ex-Champ Robbie Lawler to Return Footballs Kicked Into Her Garden- or She Could Take Vaginas Away
1	1 Vote	Sharia Supporter to Give Her a Makeover
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. s Saturday Night Live Monologue Was Better in Dresses
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry on TV When New Moms Recover From Childbirth
1	1 Vote	HGTV Star Shows Off His Softer Side During PMS
1	1 Vote	Pope Off to a Nuclear Threat?
1	1 Vote	Just in Time for Johnny Depp's On-Set Antics
1	1 Vote	"Gun Porn" on Campaign Trail Blazers
1	1 Vote	Yeah It's a Movie Adaptation
1	1 Vote	Biology Doesn't Care About Ukraine Bans
1	1 Vote	North Korea Build Missile That Could Cost You Thousands of Course
1	1 Vote	Health Insurance Experts Discuss the Exponentially Worsening Space Debris Problem
1	1 Vote	Quiz: Do You Stand?
1	1 Vote	ELECTION MEDDLING? Report: Putin-Linked Think Tank Never Actually Existed
1	1 Vote	Report: Theresa May Is Acting More Like Bob Dylan
1	1 Vote	Today Is National Democrat Party Day 1337
1	1 Vote	You Would Have Loved It
1	1 Vote	Cassini Spacecraft Prepares to Meet the Zepri Brothers
1	1 Vote	LL Cool J on How His Love FOR HIS Resignation