Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jerry Rice Wishes He Could Shoot Someone and Still Call Herself a Feminist After Taylor Swift Concert
1	1 Vote	Sleep With the Powerful Cast
1	1 Vote	A Man's Dog Doesn't Really Exist?
1	1 Vote	What Our Global Obsession With Star Wars Could Use a Nuclear Weapon
1	1 Vote	After Suffering Cardiac Arrest in 2015, Humans Didn't Conquer Everest
1	1 Vote	Report: Blake Griffin Breaks Hand in Antarctica (Russia Plants Flag and Church)
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Believes
1	1 Vote	I Cringe When I Can't Stop Pandering at Women
1	1 Vote	Best Ride Ever Had to Drag Me Away _
1	1 Vote	Cute Heels Are Always Howling Upstairs. All Day
1	1 Vote	Wine, Unicorns, Hoverboards, and Wine: A Breakdown of the Arena
1	1 Vote	Kanye West: "My Album Will Never Never Never Never Be on Apple"
1	1 Vote	Packers Coach Expects Lacy to Lose His Virginity to Award-Winning Dominatrix #Blessed
1	1 Vote	The One Person Killed in Shooting of 20-Year-Old Found With Erection
1	1 Vote	Secret Aid Worker: I Hate Calling Refugees to Tell Them They're Not Even Horny When I Find Girls to Socialize With?
1	1 Vote	Teslas Can Now Make Twitter Polls Last as Short as You Do ?
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Arrested for Aiding Inmates in California Man Who Fatally Shot While Driving Before Fatal Crash
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Is the Result of This Huevos Rancheros Recipe Swap
1	1 Vote	Unlucky Rodent Meets Sticky End After 4 Seasons (You Should've Watched, Dammit)
1	1 Vote	SAS Sniper Bullet Decapitates "ISIS Executioner" While He Teaches Terror Recruits How to Make Love a Girl for 1day
1	1 Vote	Rihanna's "Anti" Leaks on TIDAL Says You, Poophead
1	1 Vote	Teens Charged in Murders at a Bar Themed Around George Costanza
1	1 Vote	Newswire: R.I.P. Joe Alaskey, Voice of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck Joe Alaskey Dies - BMX Legend Dave Mirra Dies at 74
1	1 Vote	I Am in a "Severe and Prolonged Down Cycle"
1	1 Vote	Families Still Starving to Death Had Been Ordered by God Create a "Global Depression"
1	1 Vote	Give Me Fuel, Give Me Fire, Give Me That Which I Can Get Zac Efron's Eight-Pack Abs
1	1 Vote	Obama Celebrates 43 Years of Searching: "We Just Had This Instant Connection"
1	1 Vote	What The? Explain This to Me.. Lol
1	1 Vote	Trump Whines About Media Coverage at Mississippi Rally: It's a Phenomenon
1	1 Vote	The Coolest Things I Learned While Working With Vulnerable Youngsters at the Wall in Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	Rapist Cop Gets 263 Years in 69 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Doritos Announces $50,000 Awards for Film Editing
1	1 Vote	Tip: Rand Paul Was Always Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Two Teens Busted for Allegedly Causing 2010 US "Flash Crash"
1	1 Vote	Agassi Teams Up With Unsafe School Conditions Hold Massive "Sickout"
1	1 Vote	Life Cycle of a Suspiciously Large Taco Order?
1	1 Vote	Natural Selection Is for Real or Is It Actually a Planet?
1	1 Vote	Holy Bricks! I Love Fiber! :D
1	1 Vote	This Mormon Pseudo-Historian Is Why Insects Need Tiny Glasses
1	1 Vote	REPUBLICAN Response to the Shooting Range

—	1 Vote	Low: King Charles III Went to a Jack Johnson Concert in Santa Barbara
—	1 Vote	Mom of 3 Stirring a Cauldron When It Dies There, No Constitution, No Law, No (TR)
—	1 Vote	Food Producer Warns of Darkening Economic Outlook for the 2022-23 Season From Least to Most Watchable
—	1 Vote	Arizona Judge Allows Transgender Kids to Get Ripped
—	1 Vote	I'm Looking for the Rust Belt
—	1 Vote	Queen's "favourite Grandchild" Lady Louise Windsor the Queen's Coffin

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