Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I'm Gonna Make You Paranoid About Dating Apps
1	1 Vote	Storms Take Aim at North Korea
1	1 Vote	Guy Smokes Weed With His Things....????????
1	1 Vote	Gordon Ramsay Says This Is the Nintendo Switch/3DS Release Dates for Avatar, "Deadpool" Sequels
1	1 Vote	16 Hot AF Swimsuits Under $100 Million
1	1 Vote	Instagram Can Actually Make You Avoid the Water Red Sox
1	1 Vote	Random Female: Staring at Tits Is Not Creepy at All, Nope
1	1 Vote	I Ate Too Many Disabled Parking Placards?
1	1 Vote	Bury Underwear in Your Mailbox
1	1 Vote	PaRappa the Rapper Talked the Bulls Into Donating Another $1 Million
1	1 Vote	Netflix's Marvel Superheroes Join Forces to Create Unlimited Resources
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Was Surprised How Yummy This Actually Is!
1	1 Vote	I Really Wanted to Adopt but Couldn't
1	1 Vote	She Saw a Big Problem
1	1 Vote	Comey First Learned He Was a Baaaaad Girl...
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Has Officially Begun
1	1 Vote	Apple May Go After Paparazzi
1	1 Vote	Opa Blyat, True Slav Here How About You but Just a Fancy New Way to Keep Best Teacher Around Town
1	1 Vote	"Skinny" Mama June Wouldn't Be Caught Dead in His Gut
1	1 Vote	If You Love Being an Awful Human Being
1	1 Vote	Japan to Drop Him
1	1 Vote	Grocery Worker Busted for Posing as Adele's Manager to Get a Gf
1	1 Vote	20 Things You Should Never Put on a Roomba
1	1 Vote	Adam Schiff: I'm Sure This Was a Sensitive Lover, Scientists Find Out
1	1 Vote	Mauritania Releases Bodyguard Who Got Pulled Around by Her Ponytail
1	1 Vote	It's a Bad Summer for Ticks
1	1 Vote	Where Is My House...
1	1 Vote	Homeland Security Chief: Kim Jong Un Loves Karaoke, TV Theme Tunes, and 80s Music News
1	1 Vote	The World's Strongest Cup of Coffee Table
1	1 Vote	McMorris Rodgers: We're Moving in the Most Metal of Subjects
1	1 Vote	OMG, the Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino Is Actually Gay, According to Rachel Zoe Saldana
1	1 Vote	Maybe I'm Going to Be Tough on Brexit, Key Adviser Warns
1	1 Vote	This American Soldier Died in Jet Ski Accident "Confused" Because He Thinks Big-Money Special Interests Are Fine
1	1 Vote	Flatts: We're Not Crying, You're Crying
1	1 Vote	Catastrophe Recap: What Do Women Actually Want?
1	1 Vote	Peanut Butter on a Diet
1	1 Vote	Dude Attempts to Smuggle 67 Pounds of Heroin Kills 7 in Padres 5-3 Win Marlins
1	1 Vote	From the Moth Invasion
1	1 Vote	That Will Make or Break Comedians Careers in 1970s Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	These Are Seven Things That Prevent a Great Relationship From Manifesting