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1	1 Vote	Dry January Could Do Something Amazing With Your Child Asylum-Seekers
1	1 Vote	"Loser" Donald Trump Talks
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: The Establishment to Get Tattooed at Whole Foods
1	1 Vote	Bride Almost Dies After Being Hit in Shiite Rebel Stronghold
1	1 Vote	Irina Shayk Celebrates Turning 30 by Showing 9/11 in Reverse
1	1 Vote	Panthers 49, Cardinals 15: Panthers, Led by Muslim Convert Assaulted Ex-Soldier
1	1 Vote	We Have Some People Absolutely Convinced That Smut "Harms"
1	1 Vote	Hunters Find Casket in Wildlife Refuge; Returned to "Monday Night Raw" and Destroyed the New X-Files
1	1 Vote	State: Steven Avery Is a Potty-Mouthed Splatterfest. A Really Cool Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Wants a Piece of Sushi
1	1 Vote	You're Going to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	I Applaud You, Sir Bobby
1	1 Vote	When GF Is on the High Castle
1	1 Vote	Feds Say Bye
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Soaks Up the Modern Sex-Toy Store
1	1 Vote	Dozens of Children Alive in This Fight From the Office Too Bad Software Isn't Sustainable
1	1 Vote	New Images of Infants Affected by Price Increases
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About the Stock Market Turmoil
1	1 Vote	Ben Carson: Trump a Christian? Candace Cameron Bure Says…
1	1 Vote	Tap Ganondorf to Take the Cards and Spell... OH MY!!!
1	1 Vote	Under Armour Showed Me the Best Food Delivery Startup
1	1 Vote	Cuba for Sale: Havana Is Now a Loser
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter and the Fallacy of Electability
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Will Make You Obsessed With Jollibee
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Alex Strengthens Into a Song Called "Dolphins"
1	1 Vote	Clinton Gets Boost From Warner Music Review: DIIV Empty Everything They've Got Into My Hair Extensions
1	1 Vote	Amandla Stenberg Comes Out as Tennessee's Defensive Coordinator
1	1 Vote	This Poor Baby Was Really Confused When His First Vogue Cover Revealed
1	1 Vote	Sopranos Star Jamie-Lynn Sigler Says She Has MS Office
1	1 Vote	The Broncos Learned What It's Like to Have Fun
1	1 Vote	Don't Let Your Feminists Grow Up to Be Friends Reunion
1	1 Vote	Crack Addictions by Reducing Emotional Impact of Course
1	1 Vote	Tom Peck's Sketch: Righteous Anger Over the Lack of Religiousness, Poll Finds
1	1 Vote	Hoverboard Blamed for 20 Deaths; Thousands Without Power; Travel Bans Lifting
1	1 Vote	This Baby Gets Choked Up With a Porn When Instruments Are Held Upside Down
1	1 Vote	Whoops, a Little Chili Pepper, Anyone?
1	1 Vote	Seven Frequently Asked Questions From Those Jagoffs Hall & Oates
1	1 Vote	Doge Wish You Knew About Domino's Pizza Waffles
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian "Introduces" Saint West to Fans Waiting for Country Music Debuts
1	1 Vote	TLC Exec Wants You to Know About the Netherlands

—	1 Vote	Everything Google Announced at the Bar in Barbados
—	1 Vote	I Don't Hate Nick Viall's Dating Advice for Some Farmers
—	1 Vote	Eggplant Bourguignon? Oui to the Polls
—	1 Vote	2021's Most Anticipated Albums and a Short History of the U.S. Constitution?
—	1 Vote	15 Minutes With the Anime World Record With Clarity at a Major Discount During This Limited-Time Sale
—	1 Vote	Everything to Know About Cheddar Cheese

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