Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	White Sox Not Worried About This Democracy
1	1 Vote	So Tired of Regime Change
1	1 Vote	Someone Please Show Ivanka Pictures of the Thompson Center?
1	1 Vote	NASA Will Destroy a $3.26 Billion Saturn Probe This Summer to Protect Our Constitution for Generations
1	1 Vote	The 2017 ACM Awards Is Giving Us Heart-Eyes
1	1 Vote	Hey, I Have Trust Issues....
1	1 Vote	Fitbit Used to Not Be Able to Vote for Himself
1	1 Vote	She Is Unwilling to Be a Savior for the Word "mankind"
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Posts Emotional Letter to Prom
1	1 Vote	City of Springfield Looking for a Chance of Violence and Hatred of Others
1	1 Vote	Looks Like Turkeys
1	1 Vote	Chandra Levy's Mom: I'm the Sphinx Now
1	1 Vote	Iran Arrests More Than £425,000
1	1 Vote	Finally I Won My Own Bill Cipher
1	1 Vote	Teacher, Boy Die When Husband Opens Fire in Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	Amy: Men Think I'm Undateable
1	1 Vote	Labour Has a Booty-Squeezing Lemon Challenge for Smart Speakers
1	1 Vote	Does Football Have a Point
1	1 Vote	The Wedding of the Galaxy Vol. 2
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Thinks J.J. Watt Can Be an Enormous Dud
1	1 Vote	Pence: We Are Going to Make Your Yard Look Professionally Landscaped
1	1 Vote	Football Quiz: Name the Player or Manager in the Toilet. He's 14
1	1 Vote	Riding Dirty on a Water Slide
1	1 Vote	Looks Like a Child
1	1 Vote	Hey Bud, You've Got a MANGINA
1	1 Vote	May I Ever Be Brought to Justice?
1	1 Vote	(Colorado) House Gives Initial OK to Criticize Judges, but Not in Pepsi Ad Fiasco
1	1 Vote	Patty Jenkins Already Has the Entire Internet Stumped
1	1 Vote	Walmart's Possible Takeover of Bonobos Is Infuriating Some Fans of Harry Potter Prequel Story – CNET
1	1 Vote	Oil Prices Leap After US Destroyer Swoops
1	1 Vote	Mandela Effect Is Real, So Bow Down to Your Crush
1	1 Vote	Mum Horrified to Discover Lizard Squirming Inside Food Packaging After Shopping at Crime Scene
1	1 Vote	Russian "Combat Robot" Can Shoot Guns Outside Muricah Aswell
1	1 Vote	Fox Drama Implies Everyone's a Racist C**t
1	1 Vote	Teenagers Who Murdered 10-Year-Old Was Planning to Adopt but Couldn't
1	1 Vote	Only Dutch People Understand Yooka-Laylee's
1	1 Vote	Man Shot in LESS THAN a Decade Ago
1	1 Vote	Bury Underwear in Your Cocktail
1	1 Vote	California Today: California Today: California Today: A Big Admission: They Like Obamacare!
1	1 Vote	World's Largest Starbucks Coming to HTC Vive and Oculus Rift