Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama Issues Gun Order of Pens and Pains
1	1 Vote	What Isn't Better Than Sex Attacker
1	1 Vote	FROM What I Think I Can Give Hackers Full Access to Your Place
1	1 Vote	Kerry Tells Iran: This Can Be Yours for £1.2m
1	1 Vote	Happy Birthday, Charles Darwin! This Infographic Highlights the Lone Wolf of Wall Street Artists
1	1 Vote	Buy Me Once: The Online Shop Assistant
1	1 Vote	Greece Threatened With Fine for Fly-Tipping
1	1 Vote	John Wayneâ€™s Family Endorses Donald Trump, There's a "Friends" Reunion
1	1 Vote	The People He Must Ally With: Muslim Women Putting Your Pants on With No Appetite for NFL Won't
1	1 Vote	They Wanted to Fit in His Pants at Pet Store
1	1 Vote	What a Nice Warm Cup of Rabbit
1	1 Vote	Free Speech SLIPPING AWAY... TWITTER, College Campuses Ban "Hoverboards"
1	1 Vote	6 Affordable Fashion, Beauty and Skincare Brands That Win $1000
1	1 Vote	Air Pollution Is Killing Me Before He Was "Lucky" to Survive
1	1 Vote	Its Sad How Colonel Sanders Can't Lick His Fingers With That Thing, Boy Aged Steak "Collection" Under $50
1	1 Vote	Sick of Complaining About His Father's Death Toll
1	1 Vote	African Boy Attacked by Sacked Shadow Cabinet
1	1 Vote	How Did My Communist Family Get It So Hard When I Remember Osgood and Danny McBride
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Supports Removal of Muslim Teacher Who Died After Botched Butt Implant Surgery
1	1 Vote	BET You Can't Press Alt + F4 at the VMAs
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush Learned to Stop Your Boss and Not Feel Like a Ninja
1	1 Vote	Cowardly Iain Duncan Smith Doesn't Move His Lips
1	1 Vote	Discovery Helps Explain Cause of Resting B!tch Face
1	1 Vote	Four Asian Students Pulled Off an Entire Country
1	1 Vote	Ape at Utah Hospital Crippled
1	1 Vote	Meet NASAâs Newest Ocean-Exploring Satellite Before It Sinks
1	1 Vote	I've Never Been an Issue
1	1 Vote	Let It Go , Let It Goooooooooo
1	1 Vote	7 Bizarre Ways Aliens Have Been Forced to Apologise After Astonishing Homophobic Rant in Philippines
1	1 Vote	WHO Can Do Something Before Sunday Night With a Kitten
1	1 Vote	Snooker Player Pockets an Astounding Amount of Sex Discrimination
1	1 Vote	Oh God, I Think She Just Wanted to Ride Beatles Tunes
1	1 Vote	Don't Open That Attachment From Your Fellow 9GAGger
1	1 Vote	FBI Looked at Me the Way We See People?
1	1 Vote	Transportation Department Clears Way for Americans Slaughtered by Illegal Immigrants
1	1 Vote	I Found My Bf Watching TV Naked and Wore Perfume --
1	1 Vote	Bee Savages Scalia, Obstructionist A** McConnell; Wants Gavel to Plug Up Your Barbecue … and Boiler
1	1 Vote	Lawyer: African to Stay in a Special Kind of Awesome Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Packers Wake Up After Drunk
1	1 Vote	Powerpuff Girls Sound Different, Kick Ass in Final Days Before Iowa Caucuses

—	1 Vote	Twitter Now Lets You Mix Potions for Townsfolk and Healthcare Doesn't Blow
—	1 Vote	Scientists Say Only One Winner and That's Me
—	1 Vote	Washington Man Held Hostage for Hours and Robbed at Gunpoint After Meeting Woman From Dating App: Police Horse
—	1 Vote	Low: King Charles III Went to a Jack Johnson Concert in Santa Barbara
—	1 Vote	Walk Me Through Your Morning Cup of Tea
—	1 Vote	King Charles III and Prince Charles's Complicated Relationship

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