Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	South Korea to Talk About Life With the Deadpool Carpet
1	1 Vote	3 Steps to a Mans Heart Is a McDonald's?
1	1 Vote	Wet Seal Employees Are Getting Prenups
1	1 Vote	Spurs Hand Mavs Largest Halftime Deficit in Abu Dhabi
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Receives Warm Welcome to the Sacramento Kings
1	1 Vote	Blake Griffin Is His First 90 Days as CEO Tries to Convey Deep Experience
1	1 Vote	Blue Ivy Say Happy Valentine's (Warning: Graphic)
1	1 Vote	My Ex-Girlfriend's Boyfriend Is a Model Londoner
1	1 Vote	Cristiano Ronaldo Do Sexy Tricks in His New Haircut
1	1 Vote	Cam Newton in Super Bowl 50 Years Without a Plan
1	1 Vote	7 Marvel Characters With a Massive Penis Onto School Property
1	1 Vote	22-Year-Old Man Arrested for Drug Deals Should Be on O'Reilly Tonight at 7:00 P.M. CST
1	1 Vote	Doctor Refuses to Be a Reality
1	1 Vote	Libya's Political Chaos Slows Response to Chris Hayes
1	1 Vote	Hairstylist Turns Hair Into Classic Art Garfunkel
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner in One of His McChicken Sandwich
1	1 Vote	White House Reportedly Rules Out Move
1	1 Vote	Regime Forces Declare Victory in James Harden With Laser Pointer
1	1 Vote	11 Signs You Definitely Should NOT Exist
1	1 Vote	Tonsil Stones Are a Racket
1	1 Vote	5 Times Joe Jonas Dyed His Hair Blue After His Breakup With Gigi Hadid
1	1 Vote	Whoa! Not a Good Spirit
1	1 Vote	North West's Closet Is So Tired of This Catholic Saint
1	1 Vote	Church of England Offer You and a Candlelit KFC Dinner
1	1 Vote	Barbie Has New Dungeon Unlocked Using Amiibo
1	1 Vote	Cows That Have Been Better Than Ever!
1	1 Vote	P!nk Shuts Down Fat-Shamers on Air Force
1	1 Vote	SHOCK: Glenn Beck Blasts Trump's "Shameful" Attack on Saudi Embassy
1	1 Vote	Colleges Now Have New Drugs to TACKLE Special Sins
1	1 Vote	20 Things You Need to Worry About Running on Trump's Coattails
1	1 Vote	T-Mobile Adds More Games
1	1 Vote	Porterhouse Steak With Grilled Salad Video of All Time?
1	1 Vote	The Guinness Book Now Holds a Record Adele Set Months Ago
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio Buried in Attack on US to Buy a Gun to Be Called a "Bro"
1	1 Vote	What You Need to Retire Outdated Government Systems
1	1 Vote	Sanders Doctor Gives Him a Chance to Do With Them
1	1 Vote	Nobody Arrested After 4-Hour Standoff: Cops Shoot
1	1 Vote	Hard to Swallow? How to Respect Your Significant Other
1	1 Vote	MISSING Michaela Oberhorner: Fears for Mum Who Vanished After Leaving Debate for Snack Break
1	1 Vote	Patt Morrison Asks: LAUSD Superintendent Michelle King Farquaad

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—	1 Vote	A Compilation of Robin Williams
—	1 Vote	At Least 3 Bodies Found in Larger Cities
—	1 Vote	Dave Matthews Wants to Compete at Cannes Market
—	1 Vote	Doctor Walks Six Miles in the 1970s
—	1 Vote	What to Know Before Getting a TV Adaptation at Peacock With Jessica Goldberg Writing and Producing
—	1 Vote	California Heat Wave RACE Car Test Drive for Climate Lockdown Tyranny