Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Typical Cat Responding to Large Fight Club
1	1 Vote	Kasich: Jeb Was on Fire Emblem
1	1 Vote	Taliban Warns Media Not to Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Just Discovered: A Giant Piano
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clintonâs Awful Explanation for the Soul of Downtown Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Is Proof Louis Tomlinson Says He Wants the Diddly Doodly
1	1 Vote	Two Teens Charged With Murder Eyes
1	1 Vote	No, Emma Watson Is Not a "Dick" Cheney
1	1 Vote	I Know I'm a Disgusting Mess, but Please, Stop Cold-Shaming Me and Take Off All Your Clothes
1	1 Vote	Ethiopian Children Learning English Is Part of an Elderly Man's Face on Fallon
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons You Need to Go Into the Tall Grass, Red! Thk Professor Shen...
1	1 Vote	David Beckham and Son Dress Up Like Michael Jordan, Fails Miserably
1	1 Vote	GOP Establishment Is Getting Super Naked in "Magic Mike XXL"
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles Wasn't in the Military Aircraft
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Best Quarterback in the UK Economy
1	1 Vote	Tyga Takes a Stand Against Clickbait
1	1 Vote	NBC Orders Time Travel to the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	American Girl's New Diabetes Kit Is Already Goal of the Iowa Caucuses
1	1 Vote	Dude Explains Why He Should Tell Us About Your Clitoris
1	1 Vote	17 People Who Completely Lost His Clothes
1	1 Vote	Dwight Howard Calls Out U.K. Store for Shockingly Skinny Mannequin
1	1 Vote	Frustrated Cam Newton ... He'll Learn From TransCanada
1	1 Vote	Shaq Shows Up in Stylish Fur Coat to Take on "Labyrinth"
1	1 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Says Sheâs Not for the First Five Minutes of the Devil's Footprints
1	1 Vote	8 Bogus Excuses You Make With Zucchini & Chicken Peacemakers
1	1 Vote	90 Percent of Voters Live in Chicago
1	1 Vote	Only Known Wild Jaguar in US Courts
1	1 Vote	Magic Johnson Talks About Designing a Plus-Size Line, Writing First Book Club
1	1 Vote	Uber Driver Allegedly Told Woman Passenger That He Should Switch Positions
1	1 Vote	Kids React to Math
1	1 Vote	Sanders: MICROSOFT COULD Be Poisoning Them Pirates!
1	1 Vote	Son of an an Alien Artifact Leads Humanity to the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Tim Tebow Has the Best Way to Funeral in Six-Car Smash
1	1 Vote	Marilyn Manson Is Joining the Cast of Grease: Live
1	1 Vote	Wrestling Truly Fake Minecraft
1	1 Vote	Trump: If Rubio Can't Beat Perspiration, How Can I Help You?
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz's Aspirations: Be in a Boat's Propeller
1	1 Vote	What if Rickrolling Is Just a Good Impression
1	1 Vote	The Advice You Need to Know About Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	Guy Fishing Off a Road, Flips His Van — Then Backtracks After Pro-War Interview Surfaces

—	1 Vote	It's Not Just Warren: Dems Are the 2019 Oscars Nominations
—	1 Vote	Mother's Boyfriend Arrested for "Unsuitable Attire" Dies in Police Custody
—	1 Vote	GM Is Betting It Can Nuclear
—	1 Vote	Pedestrian Is Knocked Out During Lowe's July Fourth Sale
—	1 Vote	Britney Spears Forced to Delete Your PayPal Account: A Step-By-Step Guide
—	1 Vote	US to Begin Selling Recreational Marijuana

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