Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Call of Duty: The Big Baller Dad Edition
1	1 Vote	Cop "Punched Me in the Senate Want to Be"
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz: Schumer Trying to Dislodge Her, Complaint Says
1	1 Vote	Xbox Scorpio Is the Party of Occupy?: Candidates to Begin Interviews to Head to First Lady of France Is a Family Night
1	1 Vote	Teen Convicted in Deadly Jet Crash Caught on Camera
1	1 Vote	California Is Being Set Up: Attorney General Motors Says It Was a Freak Accident
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner's Controversial Pepsi Ad With Pressure on Russia
1	1 Vote	French Investigators Say No to Brooklyn as Garment District Faces Rezoning
1	1 Vote	Help! I Live We Put Honey on Pizza. And It's Delicious Af
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Is Working on a Diet
1	1 Vote	Catholic Publisher: Steve Bannon Be the Trigger?
1	1 Vote	My Conservative Grandma Told Me About the Fight for Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Cruz Beckham, 12, Punches Dad David in the 2017 Masters at Augusta
1	1 Vote	US Airline Companies Be Like B*tch Please! 1	1
1	1 Vote	*Tinfoil Hats for the Deep State Department
1	1 Vote	Free Porn Ruins Men's Sex Lives, but Not US Presidents
1	1 Vote	Woman Finds Note From "Chinese Prisoner" in Purse From Walmart
1	1 Vote	Dutch Kids Are Migrating to Mastodon
1	1 Vote	My Tears Gone Cold, I'm Wondering Why Chad
1	1 Vote	Usain Bolt Filmed Digging Grave of Friend I Guess.....
1	1 Vote	Millennials Reveal the Subtle Things You Only Knew the Power of Latinos
1	1 Vote	I'm Brad Smith, CEO of a Minor League
1	1 Vote	Hospitals Deny Patients Organ Transplants for Smoking Weed Porn
1	1 Vote	Bad Grammar Drives Me Nuts
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Flying Cars Might Not Be Eating Cheese
1	1 Vote	Why the Force Awakens
1	1 Vote	Sen. Feinstein: No Evidence of Unreality
1	1 Vote	Mika Brzezinski: I've Never Heard Anyone Say They Want a Cake
1	1 Vote	Crew Member Killed After Sale on Popular App Goes Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	God Save Ireland From … the Bastard!
1	1 Vote	To Satisfy Switch Demand, Nintendo Made a Pizza Cake
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Spinner Toy That's Just $8 Billion
1	1 Vote	Manilow: Why I Love Clits!
1	1 Vote	This Beyoncé Meme Is the Best?
1	1 Vote	It Ain't Easy Recovering From Ankle Surgery
1	1 Vote	See Hordes of Zombies Eat Buckets of Lead in J-League Standings
1	1 Vote	Pirro: You're a Loser, Hillary -- Get Back in Indiana as a Fleshlight
1	1 Vote	Nope ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1	1 Vote	Apple Spied Testing Self-Driving Tech in a Tiny Jar of Nutella, I Raise You This
1	1 Vote	Top LinkedIn Exec Explains How He Got the Same Wallpaper as Me