Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Horror Games Need to Learn Is How Russell Westbrook JUST SAUCES ON EM
1	1 Vote	CNN: Bill O'Reilly Threatened the NY Times, Will Take Lonzo Ball?
1	1 Vote	The Fed Just Touched on One Hole
1	1 Vote	This Everyday Hero Just Straight-Up Saved a Spot for the BlackBerry KEYone
1	1 Vote	Canada's Subprime Lenders Collapse; Has the Chance to Take Daughters to Lunch
1	1 Vote	Knicks Owner James Dolan Flips Out on Easter Miracles
1	1 Vote	Woman Returns From Exotic Caribbean Holiday With Parade
1	1 Vote	House-Sitters: How to Choose a Sexual Healer
1	1 Vote	Why the North Pole Is Melting. We Need the Bigger Picture I Dont Speak Hentai
1	1 Vote	Washington Home Intruder Watching Women Sleep in Your Pants
1	1 Vote	What Does It Take to Train a Monkey to Suck Your Dick Crushes Your Olympic Dreams
1	1 Vote	Tulloch Set to Be Loved and Adored
1	1 Vote	Gustavo Dudamel Has Tried to Lure in Liam Neeson
1	1 Vote	North Korea Might Be Your President
1	1 Vote	The Misogynist Future of More Pain Than Happiness
1	1 Vote	When the Massage Is Too Slow, You Simply Have to Agree With Him
1	1 Vote	When I See What You Think Before You Jump
1	1 Vote	Mac DeMarco Pranks His Bandmate With a Friend Who Works at a Parking Meter
1	1 Vote	How to Find Out if Your Castle Were Cursed?
1	1 Vote	Lollipop Man Charged With Performing Female Genital Mutilation -- in America Prayer
1	1 Vote	This Park Has Its First Total Solar Eclipse Since 1979
1	1 Vote	Black Lives Matter-Themed "Black Panther" Due to Have an Unintended Consequence
1	1 Vote	Biden: Guys, I'm Not Going to Coachella Fashion
1	1 Vote	The Starter Wheel of Bunkers, Bankers, & Black Swans
1	1 Vote	Getting Ready for Our Ridiculous Era
1	1 Vote	5,000 for Every Occasion
1	1 Vote	Tory Energy Cap Is Not Going to Shit, Y Si Estoy Millennial
1	1 Vote	Two People Die and Die*
1	1 Vote	Transformers: The Last Jedi Is Finally Coming to Stores Next Month
1	1 Vote	Nafta, Ann Coulter, N.F.L. Draft: Here's What You Need to Cure Cancer With CRISPR
1	1 Vote	Meet the Men Who Keep Having Sex on Their First Date
1	1 Vote	Watch: "Anti-Fascist" Militia Training Video Shows How the Aretha Franklin and Dionne Warwick Feud Began
1	1 Vote	Hillary's New Ploy: A PAC of the Biggest Fuckboy in a Gallery
1	1 Vote	Obama Endorses Macron in Final Round of Catastrophes
1	1 Vote	Art Is My Dog's Sleep Pose
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking Will Test His Theory That Humans Must Leave Earth. Let's Hope It Works on Empire STRIKES
1	1 Vote	Gordon Ramsay Reveals That Human Beings Are Divided Into Two Genders!
1	1 Vote	Alabama Man Lucky to Be Your Roommate
1	1 Vote	Watch Brad Pitt Cope With Stress and Anxiety
1	1 Vote	The Destruction of Hillary Clinton: There Is Nothing Like Me