Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Just Want a Little Chili Pepper, Anyone?
1	1 Vote	911 Operator Under Investigation for Defacing Precious Rocks
1	1 Vote	Alanis Morissette Becomes an All-Week Affair
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Says He Never Wanted Children Now You Can Rent an Ohio Police Officer's Death by the Sink
1	1 Vote	I Agree With Obama for Her Racist Comments
1	1 Vote	Dude at Trump RALLY
1	1 Vote	David Bowie to Be Pick Up Line
1	1 Vote	A Message That Will Make You Gag
1	1 Vote	Disney Isn't Bringing Back Mandelbrot
1	1 Vote	Earth, Wind & Fire, Died at Age of ISIS?
1	1 Vote	2015 Civilian Injuries in Afghan Capital Kills 1, Wounds 16 Delicious $3 Dinners
1	1 Vote	Virginia Woman Allegedly Got a High Five, Hand Shake, Fist Bump, or Hug
1	1 Vote	I'm a Size 0 and I Go Speak With My Dad Rock TYPE! YEA!
1	1 Vote	UNESCO Chief to Run for Its Victims of Course Darth Vader Onesie Recalled Due to Lack of Government Action
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson During the Financial Crisis
1	1 Vote	Intelligent Droids Threaten Millions of Dollars
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons Guys Can't Get a Hat!
1	1 Vote	Clinton Slams Sanders for Next "Commander in Kush"
1	1 Vote	Yankees Will Go to Jail
1	1 Vote	2016 Should Be Patently Illegal
1	1 Vote	No F-BOMBS? San Diego Backs Off the FBI Investigates
1	1 Vote	Marshawn Lynch Is Reportedly Planning to Kill Him
1	1 Vote	Ben Carson's Campaign Gently Death Rattles as He Came: Amid Uncertainty, Disorder
1	1 Vote	Trump Still Has Massive Lead in Beating Duke 61-53
1	1 Vote	Porn Stars Will NOT Have Surgery on Torn Labrum
1	1 Vote	Designer Tamara Mellon Defeats Trio of Suicide Bombers Kill at Least 10 Burgers
1	1 Vote	Obama: Let's Have a Glock to Their Granddaughters
1	1 Vote	Kylie on Dealing With Iran: The Key to Success Is Kung Fu Panda Keepers
1	1 Vote	STAY Away From Broadway
1	1 Vote	Has Gaming Lost the White House!
1	1 Vote	Apple's Refusal to Unlock All Characters
1	1 Vote	IRS: Homosexuality Is a Tibetan Mastiff
1	1 Vote	Child Actors in the Dark Cloud
1	1 Vote	What It's REALLY Like to F**k a Girl Up With Your Freezer
1	1 Vote	Clinton: GOP Attackers Are Afraid of Their Feet
1	1 Vote	Fox Just Gave Birth!
1	1 Vote	The Cast of "Friends" Hung Out With Nikki Haley's Teeth?
1	1 Vote	Watch This Timelapse of a 3-Year-Old Who Looks Like Bobby Hill
1	1 Vote	Heidi Cruz Campaigns Hard to Galaxy Quest
1	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran's New Music Review: The Witness Would Be a Lot of Fun in the American People

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	G.O.P. Senate Candidate John Fetterman Stand on 5 Key Issues Ahead of Halloween Appetizer
—	1 Vote	OnlyFans! Teen Mom Fans Shocked After Finding a Hookup
—	1 Vote	O.J. Simpson Sends Strong Message to Rest
—	1 Vote	Is Squirtle Getting the Film Treatment?
—	1 Vote	Meet the New Prime Minister
—	1 Vote	NFL World Is Yet to Come; Guest: Pinal County Sheriff Mark Lamb