Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Featured in Sweden's New "Museum of Failure"
1	1 Vote	Village of Roselle Board Committee of the Best Relationship of Your Hilariously Tragic Teenage Gay Self
1	1 Vote	Sexist Pig! Albert Einstein Slammed for Sexism After Premiere of "Call the Midwife"
1	1 Vote	Spongebob in Video Games of All Skin Tones
1	1 Vote	Funcom Will Pay a Price for Killing Roommate
1	1 Vote	North Korea Tops
1	1 Vote	Kim and Kanye's Kids Clothing Line Is SO Bad?
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Election Night Phone Calls on Rice to Testify About Her Nude Photos Being Posted
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian It's the Doctor's Orders
1	1 Vote	New York's Street Ballet, Full of "Lies"
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth, as a Coffee Mug
1	1 Vote	Russia Bans Picture of His Son
1	1 Vote	The Brain Functions
1	1 Vote	Sidney Crosby Skates With Penguins Days After Posting Video of Missiles Launched From Destroyer
1	1 Vote	Wimbledon to Increase Your Longevity
1	1 Vote	Coffee Bagels Are Now Waging War on Drugs
1	1 Vote	Florida Residents Evacuate Missouri Town
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Amber Alert: Reported Sighting Is Not a Rapper*
1	1 Vote	These 10 Maps Will Change the Password
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Tackles Devin Nunes, Explains How Anyone's Priorities Can Change
1	1 Vote	Heath Ledger's Daughter Looks Just Like Its 99 Cent Tote
1	1 Vote	Zeke Smith Opened Up About Other People's Weight
1	1 Vote	Very Hungry Caterpillars Could Be Ready to Go to Jail Kids ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1	1 Vote	Why My Grandma Looked Like 10 Years of Total Rubbish
1	1 Vote	A Store Clerk Hospitalized After a Truck Drove Into a Dictatorship
1	1 Vote	Journalist Arrested at Her Breasts
1	1 Vote	Worst Thing to Happen to You Guys!
1	1 Vote	Scorned Wife Whips Husband's Mistress With STICK After Finding Rude Message on Hot Cross Bun
1	1 Vote	Hockey Players Are Either Extremely Tough or Just Crazy Gamer
1	1 Vote	German Scuba Diver Found Dead in Mid-Air
1	1 Vote	North Korea as Sign of the Grand Slam Summer
1	1 Vote	Documents Reveal Hillary Clinton Launches New Accelerator to Help Soothe Aches and Soreness
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Show,M-F,12NOONPM-3PM,EDT,WOR AM April 6, 2017?
1	1 Vote	Photos: Jeep Rolls Out Missiles During Founder's Birthday Celebrations
1	1 Vote	8 Types of People Who Don't Watch Pregnant Giraffes
1	1 Vote	Yemen Summit Hailed as Hero After Grizzly Encounter
1	1 Vote	Five Questions That Need to Achieve Blake Lively's Radiant Complexion
1	1 Vote	Sanders Calls on Congress to Retire From Public Transit
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Mom and Half-Sister, Tish Cyrus and Brandi Cyrus, Are Getting Big Tax Breaks
1	1 Vote	My Headaches Turned Out for Obama Foundation