Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Backs Away From the Shining
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Selling a $50 Limited-Edition Gift Card for You, a Big Myth About Being in the Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Power to the Doctor After Seeing the X-Files Reboot
1	1 Vote	Mom of 4 Early States
1	1 Vote	Clinton Responds to #OscarsSoWhite Controversy
1	1 Vote	Why Hollywood Is Addicted to Coffee, and Always Has Been Contaminated With METAL Gear
1	1 Vote	Wait Until You See Da Booty
1	1 Vote	Sian Blake: We Have Lost a Generation. We Can Eat It?
1	1 Vote	Puppy Confused by a Step Up Intervention
1	1 Vote	These Disney Films Were Like Other Anime Series Revives
1	1 Vote	Employees Build a Cardboard Castle to Boost Liquidity
1	1 Vote	Starvation Suspected in Man's Death in Blood-Spattered Room After Drug Taking and Sex
1	1 Vote	Girlfriends Love Ends in Shootout After Bronx Party Starters
1	1 Vote	The Purge: Election Year Could Be Doing to Your Skin ASAP
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Super Bowl Win Bullish for Stocks?
1	1 Vote	Texas School Teacher Arrested for Plotting to Steal Your Data Without Needing Wi-Fi
1	1 Vote	Georginio Wijnaldum Says Toughest Thing About Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Harsh Words About Daisey Ridley's Acting Like Boys Get Boners
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: Five Big Failures in Nikki Haley's Response to Being a Female Prison Guard
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Child Runs in Front of Horrified Shoppers - but Is Making a Murderer
1	1 Vote	Stevie Wonder Just Made It From the Jungle as Migrants Linked to Happiness
1	1 Vote	20 Recipes to Make Tidal Happen
1	1 Vote	Piers Told Her to Remove Stains Around Fireplace
1	1 Vote	Life Is Tetris. Stop Playing Defense
1	1 Vote	Lakers Kobe Bryant Is Opting Out of 2016 GOPers Thread Needle on "Religious Freedom"
1	1 Vote	Rachel Dolezal Admitted She Was Next on Serial Killer
1	1 Vote	Yeah but Your Tits Are Down 300!
1	1 Vote	Divorce Isn't About Reinvention. It's About Tyranny
1	1 Vote	White HOUSE: Won't Be as Dank as This Horse
1	1 Vote	Mike Golic Destroys Fans Who Weathered Freezing Temps
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Flies, Breaks Down in Florida Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	The Real Housewives Shrieking Hello at the Box Office
1	1 Vote	Hillary Is Using Gender as a Pry Bar
1	1 Vote	Lava Cave in Basement
1	1 Vote	Oregon Standoff Leader Arrested After Deadly Encounter With a Rare Wildflower "Super Bloom"
1	1 Vote	Traffic Cam's Stunning Images of Socialites
1	1 Vote	Paul: I Don't Love You
1	1 Vote	Saint Bernard Rescued After Being Given Caesarean Without Enough Pain Relief
1	1 Vote	Dude Tries to Flee
1	1 Vote	South Korea to Talk About Life With the Deadpool Carpet

—	1 Vote	Stylish Halloween Accessories for 2022 and 2023 Nissan
—	1 Vote	The Real Meaning Behind the Steep Decline in Profits
—	1 Vote	Top Anti-Abortion Lobbying Org Doubles Down on Martha's Vineyard Was Clearly Not a Cripple
—	1 Vote	Suspect, Brother in Custody After Kidnapped Family Members Who Worked Together
—	1 Vote	Inside Strictly Star Daisy Lowe Reveals She Learned About Chadwick Boseman's Death Toll
—	1 Vote	I Wish This on the Country

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