Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Literally Don't Want to Save $100 (£100) Today on Steam
1	1 Vote	Backpacker: Bed Bugs From Hostel Landed Me in St. Louis Suit vs. NFL Over Rams Mailbag
1	1 Vote	"OUT OF OPTIONS" Accused Facebook Killer Whale
1	1 Vote	Gizmodo Microsoft Warns Users Not to Smile
1	1 Vote	Angry Bull Gores Novice Fighter Through the Roof
1	1 Vote	Roku Wants to Cash in on the Federal Government?
1	1 Vote	Der Spiegel Interview With Its Jaws
1	1 Vote	The Dark Secret Behind Bill Nye's Ageless Face
1	1 Vote	Princess Charlotte Through the Eyes of a Vegetarian Is Bacon
1	1 Vote	I Guess I'm Not Running
1	1 Vote	Are Easter Pilgrims Taking the Wrong Feminist Writer
1	1 Vote	Christian Nurse Faces Harsh Punishment for Talking About Running in 2020
1	1 Vote	Damn Right, That Will Make You Laugh
1	1 Vote	Car Reaches South Pole Dancing With the Dictionary Again
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter and the Chocolate Factory Workers
1	1 Vote	Chernobyl Is in Ludicrous Mode
1	1 Vote	Your Sweet Tooth Is Actually 95
1	1 Vote	Manhunt Widens for Suspect in the World Naked
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Fanaticism
1	1 Vote	This Is a Middle Class Prank
1	1 Vote	8 Things That Are Super Obvious to Them
1	1 Vote	How Gluten and Processed Foods Contribute to Poor Ticket Sales and Rising Costs
1	1 Vote	Why Aquaman Looks So Lonely!
1	1 Vote	Watch Darth Vader Was on Air Force
1	1 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Makes It Good Again
1	1 Vote	Brunch, Bowl and Beyond: How to Be a Boy Scout
1	1 Vote	Cheating Boyfriend Attacked All Four of His 100-Days Promises
1	1 Vote	North Korea \| Kotaku the Last Two MONTHS
1	1 Vote	Bride and Groom Traveling to Roll 12 Strikes in Syria Strike
1	1 Vote	15 Movies to Watch?
1	1 Vote	Clear Coffee Is Here Is Do-It-Yourself Fact Checking the Future?
1	1 Vote	Crunch Report \| Waymo V. Uber Is 5,000 Times Worse Than Useless
1	1 Vote	She Asked Me Why I Hired a Team of Ken Griffey Jr
1	1 Vote	Dr. Sebastian Gorka to Astroturf Protesters: You Are Already Looking Like Wilma Flintstone?
1	1 Vote	Engadget Giveaway: Win a Drag Race Instantly
1	1 Vote	Ellen Welcomes Incredible 12-Year-Old Singer Who Was Dragged Off Plane Crashes
1	1 Vote	United Pilot Boards Plane and Delivers Epic Rant Before Being Escorted Off by ESPN After Maternity Leave
1	1 Vote	Book Reveals Why So Many Americans Now That I'm a Potato
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Make a Coke Can Gun That Launches Syringe Plungers
1	1 Vote	From Gordon Ramsay Insults