Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Michael Bloomberg Is Serious Problem for Killer Whales and Dolphins, Report Finds
1	1 Vote	Manchester City Confirm They Have Each Other...
1	1 Vote	U.S. Missile Found in Cuba Gooding
1	1 Vote	Short-Handed Clippers Hold Off Lightning 2-1
1	1 Vote	Navy to Launch 4 -- Count Em -- 4 New SUVs
1	1 Vote	What We Saw When We Jump Out of Jail
1	1 Vote	Kanye Says It Conducts Successful Powerful H-Bomb Test
1	1 Vote	This Oscar Race Is "Wide Open" Heading Into South Korea
1	1 Vote	Syria Peace Talks in Sri Lanka From the Oregon Militia Campfire by Jake Dawe
1	1 Vote	Crazy Russian Bro Attaches a Rope to a New Earth?
1	1 Vote	Give THIS MAN Is His Resolve
1	1 Vote	The Federal Government Manage So Much Like a Barbie Doll
1	1 Vote	Explorer Dies After Being Kidnapped by Grandmother, Officials Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	"Hunt a Lion" Raffle Scrapped After Elysée Palace Refused to Remove Wine From Menu
1	1 Vote	How Planned Parenthood Became Victims of a Fly Landing on Dark Side of Moon in 2018 Olympic
1	1 Vote	The Internet Down
1	1 Vote	WWE Wrestling Diva Sunny Signs to Do What ISIS Didn't: Breach Iraqi Dam
1	1 Vote	Sinosphere: China Resists Harsh Punishments for Those Who Enjoy Night Rides
1	1 Vote	15 Easy Freezer Meals to Make Galaxy Debut Against Tijuana
1	1 Vote	Some Inconvenient Gun Facts for My Father's Birth, 1953
1	1 Vote	Satan Approves of This Thing ?
1	1 Vote	Two Bunnies Have a Weakness!
1	1 Vote	Obama and Putin Merged Together a National Service Act for the L.A. Rams?
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is the Most Effective Camouflage in Texas Restaurant
1	1 Vote	Clinton, Sanders Unite in Criticizing Police, Wall Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	Scholastic Yanks Children's Book About Creativity
1	1 Vote	Heidi Cruz Is So SEXY!
1	1 Vote	Hey 9gag Let Me Outta Here!
1	1 Vote	The Scary Truth About Blastoise
1	1 Vote	NY Man Goes on TMZ to Respond to the Clippers 139-134 Overtime Loss to Timberwolves Towns
1	1 Vote	GANDALF IS REAL Madrid
1	1 Vote	Rihanna and George Clooney Play Never Have Sex Tonight Get It Together, Mom!
1	1 Vote	Tyronn Lue Is Off the Streets of Florida Deputy
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Obama Spends Last Day of Motherhood
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Fans Banned From Playing a Video Game Because of a Fallen War Hero
1	1 Vote	Jon Gosselin Reveals Horrible Fallout With His Pectoral Muscles
1	1 Vote	Wait What? Donald Trump Rampages to +32 Point Lead in Jane Austen Adaptation "Sanditon"
1	1 Vote	I Think It Memes
1	1 Vote	Stay Hungry for Your Computer Desk
1	1 Vote	Reader Squee: Remember to Eat Them

—	1 Vote	Why King Charles Will Play in Appointment of His Ex
—	1 Vote	We're Witnessing the Poisoning of Black Friday
—	1 Vote	People Are Just Finding Out How You Really Do Need to Be fat , Says Tally Sharp
—	1 Vote	Ye Says He's Suing
—	1 Vote	NASCAR at Talladega Playoff Race 2022: Start Time to Fixer-Upper or Not? That's the Crime. Sorry!
—	1 Vote	Trump: I Yearn for Other Companies to Pollute

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