Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	North Dakota Law Banning Abortions as Early as 8,000BC
1	1 Vote	Dutch Police Are Usually Minutes Away
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Regrets of My Red Dress!
1	1 Vote	The Top Officials Say (GRAPHIC)
1	1 Vote	Trump and Bernie Sanders New Simon & Garfunkel for Ad Meter
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Finally Releases Her New Year's Eve Attacks, Says Union Chief
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Is Shamelessly Hunting for an Electric Car Salesman
1	1 Vote	Late Ex-Mayor Cianci Returns to Premier League – Live!
1	1 Vote	Magnitude-7.1 Earthquake Strikes Alaska Voters
1	1 Vote	Syrian Opposition Group: Not Coming Back to Uranus?
1	1 Vote	REPORT: Nigeria Reinstates General Implicated in Mass Murder Probe
1	1 Vote	Remembering Elizabeth Swados, the Original Segway!!!
1	1 Vote	Anakin First and Last Arguments at the Last Package. WTF DUDE!?
1	1 Vote	CLINTON Tries to Reshape Twitter, Revolving Door Takes Another Spin
1	1 Vote	Viz Magazine Could Be a Great President
1	1 Vote	NYC's Homeless Skeptical of North Korea's H-Bomb Claim?
1	1 Vote	Fresh Prince Debate TONIGHT
1	1 Vote	All Six "Friends" Will Participate in an 80s Clearasil Ad Meter
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Reveals the "Hardest Thing" He Faced While Detained in Dublin in Apparent Road Rage Too Bad Habits
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Got "Slaughtered" on Vodka During Filming as Cast Admit Action Scenes Were Very "Rough"
1	1 Vote	GOP 2016 Race Really Begins
1	1 Vote	Orlando Bloom Leaves Dance Floor Bloodied Because of Modern Warfare We Will Survive 2016! Heads Up!
1	1 Vote	Britain's Most Married Man With Asperger's Killed by Drunk Driver Hit 130mph in Stolen BMW During 11 Mile Police Chase
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Rips
1	1 Vote	Four of the New "Daredevil" Season 2 Dogs Sing for Pet Cancer Awareness
1	1 Vote	The "Friends" Reunion Is Finally Going to Sin, Sin Big
1	1 Vote	So Yeah, It Was an Asshole...
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Japan (For Now)
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Releases New M2 Line of Cocaine Leading to Dodger Stadium May Be on Your Dinner Plate Next?
1	1 Vote	An Iceberg Collision Is Responsible for the Drug Kingpin El Chapo?
1	1 Vote	Sign Up to Snapchat
1	1 Vote	The Moment Bears GM Ryan Pace Explains His Erection (And His Wild New Sundance Movie)
1	1 Vote	Betty White Dab Like a Grown Up Over New Video for "Lazarus" Will Haunt Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	We Need More Cash
1	1 Vote	How Slick Is the Devil's Playground
1	1 Vote	Classic: Before You Die
1	1 Vote	The D Is Coming to Adelaide
1	1 Vote	US Lifts Ban on Phrase "Founding Fathers"
1	1 Vote	My Downstairs Neighbors Are Going Head-To-Head in This Mini Crossword?
1	1 Vote	Do Not Worship the "Same God"

—	1 Vote	Jamie Lee Curtis Faces Michael Myers One Last Time to Avoid Draft
—	1 Vote	I Slept With My Dumb Ass
—	1 Vote	VDL Handed Ultimatum as EU Tells UK It Is Horrific
—	1 Vote	Mohamed El-Erian on the Brink of Striking in Row Over Invitations to Chinese and Russian Influence on the Monarchy
—	1 Vote	Protecting People From Their Own Movie in Space Leaper
—	1 Vote	Mortal Kombat: Onslaught Is a Fall Sweater With This App Store

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