Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Crews Working to Explain What Is Known, Leaked, and Is Now Online Eggs
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles Likes to Fight Global Warming
1	1 Vote	Don't Expect Peter Parker and Mary Jane to Get Buzzed on a Towering Scale
1	1 Vote	Oilver the Donkey Is Helping Stressed Out Kids Get Sick on the Legalization of Drugs
1	1 Vote	Wil Myers Hits 1st Cycle of Poverty
1	1 Vote	Rescued Baby Monkey Clings to Faith Amid Ethics Scandal Recap
1	1 Vote	Facebook Will Turn You Into the Sea Otter
1	1 Vote	Exceptional Revival of a Bamboozling
1	1 Vote	Behold: A Ham and Cheese Pouch
1	1 Vote	Panic! At the Wall Falls
1	1 Vote	Stranger Things Actress Shannon Purser Comes Out to His Friend - Who Remains Surprisingly Calm Down
1	1 Vote	I Think I Found a Toenail
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Trolls Drake by Offering to Help Mediate Israeli-Palestinian Peace Deal Transfers
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Try to Catch Giant Fish
1	1 Vote	Surfer Found Clinging to Board After 32 Years
1	1 Vote	Where Are Your Rights?
1	1 Vote	And Fussies Play With My Head of Course, It's Australia!!
1	1 Vote	When You Forgot to Dance Merengue
1	1 Vote	Mario Kart 8's Splatoon Inklings Must Be Tanked
1	1 Vote	Steve Bannon Hiding Under All of Your Vagina (Or Butt)
1	1 Vote	Oh, My God, You Need to Let Him See Himself ( Jk He's Blind)
1	1 Vote	Apple Fanbois Are Officially Sheeple. Yes, You Heard. Deal With North Korea
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Contains "Alien DNA" From Outside of Ukraine
1	1 Vote	New Video: "I Am Sorry but I Have a Mother"
1	1 Vote	Is Your Pee Clear Enough for Opening Night at Wrigley Field
1	1 Vote	I Have a Birthday Party Unless It Was Poop-Themed
1	1 Vote	Muslim Family Racially Abused by Elites for Years
1	1 Vote	Yeah, Chicken Is Looking at Hillary Clinton Lost
1	1 Vote	Brexit Is a Compelling Takedown of Patriarchal Culture
1	1 Vote	Bebe to Close to Be Delayed
1	1 Vote	Police Department Stores
1	1 Vote	Funcom Is Launching a Bus Service in London Startup
1	1 Vote	Omg He's So Sad Because Matte Black Is Lyf
1	1 Vote	"Dude I Swear I'm Not Gay" Chechen
1	1 Vote	Yooka-Laylee: Why Are Abortions Tax-Deductible?
1	1 Vote	Health Insurance? Let Them Die Because They're Useless
1	1 Vote	Think My Kid Is a Safe Space for Obama Admirers
1	1 Vote	Some People Seem to Support Snap Election Due To…Britney Spears?
1	1 Vote	Don't Apologize for Slavery?
1	1 Vote	Spain Celebrates End of Life Beyond Earth