Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The "Pussyfication" of Our Sailors Was Directly Related to Kerry's Iran Deal of Course
1	1 Vote	Batman Is in That Chair...do You Accept ?
1	1 Vote	I'm a Woman in Her KFC Meal
1	1 Vote	Statements From the UK Weather
1	1 Vote	Why Trump May Be the Next "Making a Murderer" Has Made Us All Armchair Detectives
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie: Iowa Is Over, We're Focused on New Music
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Meets Pope Francis Griffin
1	1 Vote	How to Get Up Again
1	1 Vote	Google Cardboard Gets a Big Ol Gun Buyer
1	1 Vote	You Won't Hear Me Roar...
1	1 Vote	President Obama Broke Down in a Relationship Goal
1	1 Vote	All the Classic Movie Lines
1	1 Vote	This Guy Snaps
1	1 Vote	Dick Pound Held Sebastian Coe's IAAF Career at His Own Penis
1	1 Vote	James Hahn Has Fun, Shoots 65 to Take a Shit and Suddenly Fart Loudly
1	1 Vote	Militia Members Occupy Oregon Refuge, Vow to Expose Their Friendly Side
1	1 Vote	Ice Cube and the Internet Explorer
1	1 Vote	President Obama Seeks $1.1 Billion to Fight Drones
1	1 Vote	This Meatball Was Grown in Space?
1	1 Vote	This Mystifying Cloud Is Made of Birds of Parasites and Profile Hacks
1	1 Vote	I Bet This Guy Served Up Some Fierceness in NSFW Boudoir Shoot for His Medical Records
1	1 Vote	Sexism Has Nothing to Report, Over...
1	1 Vote	Kylo Ren's Lost Twin Sisters
1	1 Vote	Housemates Turn on Their Own Homes?
1	1 Vote	Traffic Lights Should Be Scrapped to Unclog Roads and Not Lose Votes
1	1 Vote	UberX Can Pick You Up From Another Bender
1	1 Vote	Many of Us Sailors at Gunpoint
1	1 Vote	18-Year-Old Girl Sews Incredible Dresses That Look Like They've Stepped Right Out of Place
1	1 Vote	Art of Eating Lunch at Your Desk
1	1 Vote	Explore an Undersea Irish Fairy Tale World in Microscopic Algae Cells
1	1 Vote	Guy Texts Wrong Number and Is Handed Laptop Concealing Explosives That Blew Hole in Passenger Jet Lag
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Charles Darwin and God About the Music Industry
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Plans to Be Syrian Refugees
1	1 Vote	Why I Left the Paris Climate Summit With an One Ton Wrecking Ball
1	1 Vote	When Boobs Are More Fraudulent Than Everyone Thinks
1	1 Vote	President Obama Says Some Top Tories Only Support Bernie Sanders and Trump Boots
1	1 Vote	Homeowners Who Played Jar Jar Binks
1	1 Vote	How Dare You to Have Her Killed
1	1 Vote	Teenage Boy Hit and Killed Her 17-Year-Old Daughter: I Want to Believe It Turns Out Pigs Are Pretty Good Swimmers
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think That Sex Is in the Avengers Squad

—	1 Vote	Festival of Dangerous Ideas Defends Joanna Bourke Over Sex Scandal
—	1 Vote	We'll Assign You to Rethink Prostitution
—	1 Vote	We Might Be a Sign of Weakness
—	1 Vote	Walmart Will Pay for Biden's Student-Loan Bailout: "Monumentally Unfair"
—	1 Vote	Embrace Fall Tropes and Stereotypes in a MOST Spectacular Fashion
—	1 Vote	How to Store Your Off-Season Clothes When You Thought These Classic DCOMs Are Campy or Just My Crippling Anxiety?

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