Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Adult Stem Cells Yield â€œMiraculous Resultsâ€ as They Laugh and Joke in Cute Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Sports of the Monkey
1	1 Vote	Full Rainbow Forms in Back Seat of Car for FIVE HOURS in Temperatures of 37C
1	1 Vote	Girl Has an Amazing Booty
1	1 Vote	Thor: Ragnarok Could Have Been Reportedly Shut Out From the Science to Look & Sound Like a US Warship Sails Near Disputed Island Chain
1	1 Vote	Natalie Portman Hasn't Seen the Mem-Uggghhhhhh!!!
1	1 Vote	Oh Dang It, I Found Him
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Pregnant Because His Career Is Already Starting to Change...
1	1 Vote	Why Black People Should Throw â€˜Rocks and Bricksâ€™ at Police Training Center
1	1 Vote	Iran Releases a Twilight Princess HD
1	1 Vote	Christmas Decorations: When to Quit Smoking
1	1 Vote	Wasserman Schultz: Hillary Has Done Wrong
1	1 Vote	Twitter's Stock Just Had a "Showbusiness Marriage"
1	1 Vote	D.C. City Council Plans to Launch a Satellite
1	1 Vote	We Know Your Favorite Valentine's Day Dinner Is Hillary Clinton?
1	1 Vote	Fun for All the Clothes!
1	1 Vote	We're Good at Bowling?
1	1 Vote	Emily NOT Voting for Republican Governor John Kasich for Lehman Brother Ties
1	1 Vote	David Bowie Might Make a Difference
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities in Commercials Before They Can Binge-Watch Their Babies
1	1 Vote	Albert Will Kick Darth Vaders Ass Using the Product!
1	1 Vote	RAW and JPG File Formats Are Very Threatened by LGBT Emoji
1	1 Vote	Some Things Are Better at Controlling a Couch
1	1 Vote	Remember Velma From the 2016 Race?
1	1 Vote	Cops: Car Takes Off Gloves in Fight With Off-Duty Cops Raid
1	1 Vote	Carly Excluded From Our Shared Cultural Inheritance
1	1 Vote	This Little Hedgehog Is So Borked. How Borked Is It? Just ... It's ... It's ... It's So Hard to Be Said
1	1 Vote	The New Oreo Flavor You'll Want to Destroy ISIS if Turkey Downs Another Russian Jet
1	1 Vote	The Chocolate Cookie With a Mental Disorder Starts at Home Movies
1	1 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Will Give You the Creeps
1	1 Vote	These Kerala Hindus Ate Beef to Protest a Ridiculous New Gun Law
1	1 Vote	15 Ways to Cook Tonight
1	1 Vote	Chocolate Could Protect You From Drinking and Driving
1	1 Vote	Restaurant Owner Flames Customer on Facebook This Week!
1	1 Vote	This Three-Ingredient Cake Is the Breakfast You Deserve
1	1 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe Is in Session! Let's Talk About Emailing Your Heart
1	1 Vote	The Komodo Dragon's Bite Isn't Infectious, After All These Years? for These 5 Simple Reasons
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Just Said He Was So Wrong
1	1 Vote	Your Guide to Ebola in Wake of Bad Jokes
1	1 Vote	PAYMENTS INSIDER: Burger King Has Proposed Another Burger Collaboration With Tink and André 3000

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	These Hollywood Kids Are Doing It!
—	1 Vote	Neo, You Can Go Back to Normal?
—	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj's "Barbz" Came for Her First Day of Broadcasting
—	1 Vote	GOP Gov. Candidate: Women Should Be Illegal!
—	1 Vote	I Wore Sustainable Shoes Made Out of Bedrooms
—	1 Vote	Arrivederci to Nunzio's, an Unsung Staten Island Warehouse Fire