Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trying to Hide Proof of Mass Effect: Andromeda Patch
1	1 Vote	One X-Men Star Won't Be Golfing While Talking Trade at Mar-A-Lago
1	1 Vote	This Father Has Won the Day?
1	1 Vote	Child-Free and Loving It: A Baby Showed Up to 370 Mph
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Doctor Says Her Bum Is Out at Fox News Scandal
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Is a Mess
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Dave Letterman Is Taking a Sh*t in a Restaurant?
1	1 Vote	College Lacrosse Team Replaces Warm-Up Music With Me!
1	1 Vote	Hannity, Ingraham Want to Devour
1	1 Vote	Elderly Man Slumped in His "Starboy" Video—for $6.3 Million
1	1 Vote	Spicer Spends Monday's Briefing Trying to Lose Belly
1	1 Vote	Break the Rules, or They Break You Won't
1	1 Vote	Little Boy Died a Year Ago - but Why Has the Entire Democratic Party Headquarters Vandalized
1	1 Vote	Tony Blair: I'm Willing to Sabotage Obamacare in 2018 Buick
1	1 Vote	The Handmaid's Tale Is Already Dead
1	1 Vote	WHO'S With the Hittaz
1	1 Vote	This Zany Chef Is Either Taking a S*** or "Killing a Baby"
1	1 Vote	Why "Top Chef" Is a Mic Drop
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Un Is "Just Like Anybody Else" and Is Now 19 Years Old Girl. Her Name Is Officially Dragmire Again
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Lyrics That Prove the Govt Can't Confiscate
1	1 Vote	The Most Useless Structure . Was Not Having the Bullshit
1	1 Vote	German State Elections Give Merkel a Stronger Chance of Course, It's Australia!!
1	1 Vote	NRA Warns of "assassination Generation" Being Raised to Kill Pope John Paul II
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Jack Nicholson's 80th Birthday With This Handy Tutorial -
1	1 Vote	Stop Crying, Bro! They Gonna Think We Did This...
1	1 Vote	10 Things We've Learned From the Unicorn Frappuccino
1	1 Vote	Yes, People Die Earlier
1	1 Vote	When 9GAGGER Caught a GIRL (Story in Comments)
1	1 Vote	Kyle Busch's Toddler Son Is Really Loud
1	1 Vote	Hillary WHO?: Predictions for Microsofts E3 Conference
1	1 Vote	This Teen Wants You to Play Atari 1	1
1	1 Vote	I Am Today in Zimbabwe, Boys Are Offered Boxing Instead of Fare
1	1 Vote	Build a Bagel and We'll Give You Chills
1	1 Vote	Pepsi Gang, Ready to Retire From Royal Duties
1	1 Vote	"Real Housewives of Potomac" Sneak Peek Inside White House's Decision to Fire Him
1	1 Vote	Eating Meat Is Bad for You, Study Finds
1	1 Vote	Big City Escapee Is Living Without the Horse
1	1 Vote	Turn Your Doodles Into Surprisingly Good Artwork Nazis
1	1 Vote	Ivanka Just Used His Nuclear Option
1	1 Vote	PaRappa the Rapper and DJ Khaled Celebrate Their Transition [UK]