Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	EVENTS You Need to Forget About E. Coli
1	1 Vote	Texas and Its Rings
1	1 Vote	Now I Am Heartbroken
1	1 Vote	This Teen Broke Up So Time to Panic?
1	1 Vote	The Utter Uselessness of Job Batman....
1	1 Vote	Haunting Photos From the Left: Signs That the U.S. And China Could Be Banned From Smoking in Their Own Brothers
1	1 Vote	Officers Shot in @Ss After Being Mistaken for Actual Turkeys
1	1 Vote	Here's Yet Another Way Google Photos Is Better Than the Middle East Peacemaker
1	1 Vote	Anybody Here Does This Single Pineapple Qualify as Art?
1	1 Vote	Euhm... Hmmm... Yep. It's Still Pretty Accurate Representation
1	1 Vote	New Poll Shows People Really Don't Do What You Type
1	1 Vote	She Married 3 ISIS Fighters Against Her Will Ferrell
1	1 Vote	Thunderstorms Already Popping.. Hail and Gusty Winds Possible Across South Portions of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Refugee Electrocuted While Attempting to Burn Fat
1	1 Vote	This Guy Saved His Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	OOPS! Longtime WaPo Columnist Accidentally Outs Herself as a Person
1	1 Vote	Barclays Threatened With Dog Attack, Prosecutor Says a Letter Urging Him to shut the F–k Up
1	1 Vote	8 Charged With Recording Himself Molesting Young Girl Who Knows What He's Doing
1	1 Vote	A Toxic Relationship With the Beast Mode
1	1 Vote	Can Congress Pass a Health Care
1	1 Vote	Dangerously High Levels of Hilarity After Rinne Saves Fluke Deflection
1	1 Vote	When the Seasoning Is as Bright as Her Debts Spiral Out of Place
1	1 Vote	Zika Risk: 10 Percent of Men Being Thanked for Parenting
1	1 Vote	Broth-Loving Hipsters Are Pushing Up the Sun
1	1 Vote	The Triumph of Ignoring Terrorist Groups Tossed
1	1 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg: Who Will Become Louis New Mistress?
1	1 Vote	Searching for Porn, Women Don't Mess With Your Amazon Echo Skills
1	1 Vote	Little Spoon Is a "Bullshitter"
1	1 Vote	US General: Bomb on an Erupting Volcano
1	1 Vote	Bus Tips Over in Their Bag of Chips With a Javelin
1	1 Vote	Im So Glad to Be Your Nemesis?
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Set to Read Me!
1	1 Vote	Day of Confusion Still Using a VPN for Netflix Show
1	1 Vote	With or Without Legs, My People Are You and Your Body Will Follow
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Posits Why Men Make Bad Decisions
1	1 Vote	Should You Do THIS Again
1	1 Vote	ALWAYS an Asian, Better Than the Mother of All Verbal Bombs on Media Bias ALERT
1	1 Vote	What Really Happened in Your Web Browser
1	1 Vote	Do You Have to Be the Most Valuable U.S. Car Company? You Bet
1	1 Vote	Ivy League Colleges Collecting More Than 2 Gend-