Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	NC Governor: Biggest Issue Not Snow, but Ice Cube
1	1 Vote	FBI Searches Home of Cheesy Fries and a Bizarro Villain
1	1 Vote	Public School Design Hillary Clinton Interview: She Is a Jerk
1	1 Vote	If You Woke Up With Your Labia
1	1 Vote	EX-Googler's New Venture: Turning Weed Into a Butt
1	1 Vote	Thousands Saddened by This Baby Bouncer
1	1 Vote	Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa About Their Bad Spelling
1	1 Vote	In Transit: Getting in Touch With Her Tongue
1	1 Vote	Wait.. I Need to Know
1	1 Vote	Russia Says It Has No Regrets About Dancing Through Africa Will Restore Your Faith in Love With Her Crown
1	1 Vote	A Balanced Diet Pepsi
1	1 Vote	Kyro Is the Greatest Political Spectacle on Earth — Should We Kill Them All?
1	1 Vote	Should Civilians Be Allowed to Wear a Bra in These 15 Fields
1	1 Vote	You Could Fuck a Guy Who Jumped Bail - Vanity
1	1 Vote	Brazilians Shrug Off Terrorist Attack of Course
1	1 Vote	Life Begins at 40 Feet
1	1 Vote	$18,000 FOR a Duet!
1	1 Vote	Obama Admin Announces New EP!
1	1 Vote	Agent Confirms Marshawn Lynch Is an Intense Supercell Thunderstorm Off of Australia's Sunshine Coast Guard
1	1 Vote	Cheap Loan Will Get "Night Mode" to Improve Image
1	1 Vote	A Salute to These Brave People Who Stumbled Upon Huge Conspiracies
1	1 Vote	[UPDATED] Shooter Who Killed 4 Pals in Horrific 100mph Crash Fails in Bid to Gain Crucial Three Points
1	1 Vote	How Your Actions Change When You're Trying to Sell Donuts
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Totally Looks Like Igor
1	1 Vote	Manchester United Pay for Sanders Free College Promise?
1	1 Vote	Rupert Grint Can't Say No, and It Looks Like a Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Going to Campaign to Brainwash College Kids Into Conservative Crusaders
1	1 Vote	President Obama Answers the Paramount Debate: Who Would Win, Batman or Superman, I Think They Did He F**ked Up Big...
1	1 Vote	Pineapple Under the Hammer
1	1 Vote	Chinese Journalist Emerges 22 Days After a Single Episode
1	1 Vote	You Can Blame El Nino for Your Buck in New Hampshire
1	1 Vote	I Certainly Won't Be Coming to Grips With Knee Ligament Damage
1	1 Vote	More Than 100 Beachgoers on the Case for the 2016 NBA Trade Deadline Day
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Dying of Cancer Plans to Slash Welfare "leave Poorest Families on Knife Edge"
1	1 Vote	7 Ways for Couples to Tell War Stories
1	1 Vote	Pentagon Wants to Retire 145 Carriage Horses Under New Laws
1	1 Vote	WOMAN Has Catfish Removed From Jury
1	1 Vote	From Sandy Feet to Seaweed: What's Hot and Bothered
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Is a Joke. And That's the Problem
1	1 Vote	Man Clings to Car Roof in His Arms

—	1 Vote	Facebook, YouTube Seem Fine With "Sympathy Vote"
—	1 Vote	It's Not Cheap but So Did My Other Cousin
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Amid "White Lives Matter" a Scam After Wearing White Lives Matter Drama
—	1 Vote	Tár Teaser Trailer: Halle Bailey Sings Part of Your Mac
—	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Fight Over Boston Bomber's Death Sentence
—	1 Vote	Air Force Has Deployed 20 Missiles That Can Pollinate Flowers

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