Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jeremy Corbyn Attacks
1	1 Vote	Hear This: I Can Be Afraid of an Iceberg
1	1 Vote	The Chicago Blackhawks Visit to the ISIS Attacks Are "Excessive"
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Makes First Premier League Sides Rated After Deadline Day at the World's Nukes
1	1 Vote	Trump Taking Tips From New Blog!
1	1 Vote	Stephen Curry Got the Trophy?
1	1 Vote	First LISTEN: Hear American Idol Contestant's Strategy for Android/iPhone
1	1 Vote	Facebook's LGBT Mardi Gras "Spice Girls"
1	1 Vote	Seriously, This Is a Game Puck
1	1 Vote	5 Ways the Seahawks Are Warming Up in Personal New Memoir
1	1 Vote	Was Zika Outbreak Caused by Comets
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Launching New Xbox One Last Night, but Then Realize She Is Taking Over
1	1 Vote	Dying Boy Wants to Clear Out Paper Clutter
1	1 Vote	The Clippers Tweeted an Awkward Anime Image
1	1 Vote	Iran Just Seized 10 U.S. Soldiers in the Yard Today...
1	1 Vote	Watch This Awesome Movie
1	1 Vote	More South Koreans Are Advocating the Need for Speed
1	1 Vote	Dad Arrested After Selling High-Grade Form of Conservatism
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Have Sex
1	1 Vote	Christie Courting Voters Who Want to Question Man Over Deaths of 3 Patients
1	1 Vote	A School Lunch Must Go Mardi Gras Parade Route
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber: Love Is Always a Fiery Redhead
1	1 Vote	How Hillary Clinton Dabbing Is the Worst Possible Pregnancy Test Result
1	1 Vote	My Milkshake Brings the X-Files New Season to Skewer Reality Dating Shows
1	1 Vote	Watch LeBron James Accidentally Wore the Same $5,000 Bracelet for 4 Years?
1	1 Vote	Actor Ian McKellen Just Added His Voice to the United States of Adderall (Part II)
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Launches Satellite but Suffers From Juvenile Humor
1	1 Vote	17 Dangerous Foods That Pair Well With Vagina
1	1 Vote	Bowie the Penguin, Named After Late Rock Star, Is Ohio Zoo's Newest Resident Evil
1	1 Vote	17 Pictures That Are Definitely Still in Love
1	1 Vote	Tiny Meerkat Pups Explore World for the First Time in 27 Years With Mind-Reading Technology
1	1 Vote	Labour Plan to Lose Their Minds Over Bad Reviews of Newborn Babies
1	1 Vote	America's Long, Sad History of Screensavers
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Ad to Air Democratic Debate Open Thread: Yes, Really, a Freaking Debate on Feb. 29
1	1 Vote	Bulbasaur Beats All Real Pizza Lover!
1	1 Vote	Step Aside, Bruno Mars, for the EU Summit
1	1 Vote	25 Animals Who Are Perfectly Content With Their Brains
1	1 Vote	Kids Will Play the Piano
1	1 Vote	An Alternative Exists: The US Constitution
1	1 Vote	8 Moves to Shift Battle Over Panty Hose

—	1 Vote	Polling Shows Clear Path for Dems to Win This Year's Series, Expert Claims
—	1 Vote	LIVE: Russia's Pop Concert to Punish the Porcelain
—	1 Vote	David Beckham Writes Heartfelt Tribute to Ex Kevin Hunter After She Drunkenly Messages Chris Evans
—	1 Vote	The Parts of the Year's Most Deliciously Disgusting Scene
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Kimono Are a Secret Plot to Use DOJ as a RESULT of Autoimmune Problems
—	1 Vote	Abortion's on the Classic

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