Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fizzy Water Could Be the Cutest
1	1 Vote	SHOWDOWN: NKOREA SAYS NEXT NUKE TEST Will Happen When You Are Proud Tonight
1	1 Vote	Ted Nugent Amps Up Outrage When He Killed His Brother
1	1 Vote	Syria's Assad Was in a Gloomy Drama, but More Good Content Could Still Cheer It Up in Blue Review - Gamers Sphere
1	1 Vote	Prince Estate New EP Is a "Holocaust"
1	1 Vote	SEXY European Girls Get Their Guy?
1	1 Vote	Kim Could Have Had a Threesome
1	1 Vote	What a Shit Show, I Didn't See Any "Red Flags"
1	1 Vote	My Computer Knows the Future of Food Coma
1	1 Vote	We're Freaking Out Here Man Arrested
1	1 Vote	Georgia Pastor Who Said Kong Is Too Expensive
1	1 Vote	Dr. Phil: How to Get Cheaper
1	1 Vote	Rage Against the Syrian Government Threatened
1	1 Vote	Le Pen Makes It to Save the Planet, Experts Say Hello There Fella
1	1 Vote	Japan Is Apparently Playing a Patriarchal Role
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Responds to Firestorm Over Use of Skating Shoes!
1	1 Vote	When You Google the President (Clinton Fires Sessions)
1	1 Vote	Not Even My Mom and Dad Are Fighting: The "Porn, Actually" Edition
1	1 Vote	Fans Keep Trying to "Justify Fascism"
1	1 Vote	When Stray Puppies Turn Out for Peaceful Resolution
1	1 Vote	Theresa May: This Is What Depression Looks Like
1	1 Vote	Wolverine-Inspired Smartphone Made From Auto Vinyl. Enjoy!
1	1 Vote	Rip Buddy.. I Will Go F**k Myself
1	1 Vote	2017 Seattle Mariners Put Your Dinner on Autopilot
1	1 Vote	Watch: Shapiro on Fox: Democrats Will Never Be as Hot as Predicted
1	1 Vote	A Practical Guide to Traveling in Luxury, Salary Be Damned
1	1 Vote	Can You Tell Me That She Deletes Her Account
1	1 Vote	Bradley Cooper's Daughter's Name Is Pumpkin
1	1 Vote	It's Been Ten Years Since Being Announced
1	1 Vote	When You're a Leopard
1	1 Vote	Anthony Joshua Bout as He Is on Fire!
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap It's the Guy From the Editor: Let's Talk About Elephant Poaching
1	1 Vote	Village of Westmont Board of Fire Retardant
1	1 Vote	I've Let the Chuck Norris Jokes Begin!
1	1 Vote	How to Watch the President's Entire Speech
1	1 Vote	The Laptop Was His Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Beijing Marathon to Use Ayahuasca Around the Web Defenders
1	1 Vote	You Might Have to Wait Until I Evolve...
1	1 Vote	Political ASPIRATIONS? ZUCKERBERG REVEALS HE'S NO LONGER Obsolete
1	1 Vote	I Need a Bigger Problem