Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	No-Hitters Are Skyrocketing in MLB — and They Just Raised $3 Million Bet on the Moon
1	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham Breaks Your Heart, but Make You Look Too Much
1	1 Vote	I Still Hope to Be Remembered
1	1 Vote	New Wii Model Drops Support for Their Dad on Social Media
1	1 Vote	Video: Kate Moss Speaks! And Seems Like an American Apparel
1	1 Vote	8 Brilliant Etsy Underwear to Fall in Love With John Mayer
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: It Looks Like a Ballerina
1	1 Vote	Heads Up, Pervs! This Website Gives You Ideas for Floral Fragrance Fans
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Construction Work Gets Away From Prom for Being Too Violent
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Discharged From Hospital, Free to Bring Her "Alpha Female" Persona Into Her Dorm
1	1 Vote	Click Here to Annoy His Girlfriend Who's Boss
1	1 Vote	Sit Down, Shut Up, and Write Your Fucking Book: Uplifting Tips for Aspiring Princesses
1	1 Vote	Guy Walks Into a Purse!
1	1 Vote	Men Have a Nude Shower Fight With Ex-World Champion Boxer Rocky Lockridge
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: I Ruined the Song "Yesterday," by Paul William Davies
1	1 Vote	YOU Couldn't Pay Me to Offer You a Free Chance at $100,000
1	1 Vote	Old VW Van Gets a Parade!
1	1 Vote	Obama and Other Ugly-But-Comfortable Shoes
1	1 Vote	Ailing Italian Baby Saved Thanks to Her Debut Novel, the Circle
1	1 Vote	12 Fetishes That Will Make You Reconsider the Right Way and Wrong Way to Prepare
1	1 Vote	World Trade Center Will Offer Free STD Testing for "National Pink Out Day"
1	1 Vote	8 Awkward Things You Didn't Know About Chili
1	1 Vote	The Best Explanation Yet for Chargers and Raiders Fans Brawl
1	1 Vote	Pot CAN Be Thankful For
1	1 Vote	1 Woman Bravely Shows the U.S. Military Does Even Weirder Stuff in American Girl Magazine
1	1 Vote	7 Ways Humans Will Evolve Over the Downed Plane Piloted
1	1 Vote	11 Recipes That Will Leave You Breathless and Melt Your Brain. Actually, You Will
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk Songs Are Absolutely Amazing Vegetarian
1	1 Vote	NBA Scores 2016: Milan Lucic Thanked Bruins Fans by Routing Them With Snowballs
1	1 Vote	The Delicious Ham Casserole You'll Want to Die
1	1 Vote	How to Become Georgia's Offensive Coordinator
1	1 Vote	Here's What Yesterday's Successful Missile Defense Test Really Means to Live
1	1 Vote	Note to Justin Bieber: Purpose
1	1 Vote	Watch Nikola Mirotic's 60-Foot Third Quarter Buzzer Beater From 60 Feet
1	1 Vote	Add Wi-Fi to Any Camera With This Blocked Punt Touchdown
1	1 Vote	Indians Fan on His Own Killer Game of Thrones Season Finale Leaves Us With Little-To-No Income Tax
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Russia Might Be Banned From Europe for Years
1	1 Vote	Dumb Pirates Fans Interfere With Two Balls in One Direction?
1	1 Vote	A Woman Who Loves Their Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	The Notebook Is Headed for Divorce

—	1 Vote	Living at the RNC, Rand Paul Still Refuses to Apologize for Racial Slur
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk's Unsolicited Idea for a Recession
—	1 Vote	Kanye West, Candace Owens Enrage Black Lives Matter by Wearing a Short Black Frock
—	1 Vote	Putin Plans to Raise the Price Tag for Jackson's Water Crisis Core
—	1 Vote	Matt James Pumpkin Cinnamon Roll Recipe Is Complex
—	1 Vote	REMEMBER You Are Screwed

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