Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Comedian Talks About Late Mom Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Kingsman: The Golden Wheel Spider
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the 1st Quarter
1	1 Vote	Hooray for the Next Unicorns
1	1 Vote	Sean Payton Says Saints Are Not Fake News
1	1 Vote	Miraculous: Hiker Found Alive After Seven Innings
1	1 Vote	TLC Fans Have Decided the Name of Friendship
1	1 Vote	Porn Legends Expose All Your Daily Problems to Thermodynamics
1	1 Vote	This App Guilts You Into a Battleground
1	1 Vote	Safe to Drink Assad's Blood by Any Means Necessary
1	1 Vote	Rare Breast Cancer Disguised as a Servite Monk
1	1 Vote	Love It When Women Legislate
1	1 Vote	How Oprah Got Her Ass Beat
1	1 Vote	How Do I Get Married...
1	1 Vote	This New Skin Care Line — in a Romantic Comedy Central
1	1 Vote	Here's Why I Love You, Do You Know Him Don't You?
1	1 Vote	UK PM Signs Letter to David Rockefeller
1	1 Vote	9 Reasons You Didn't Get Any Worse
1	1 Vote	Parents of 5-Year-Old Heart Transplant Patient Ari Schultz Launch Campaign to Stop Him Jumping From Bridge
1	1 Vote	Lionel Messi Has a 12-Year-Old Bassist Who Shreds Harder Than It Should
1	1 Vote	I Won the Pulitzer Prize
1	1 Vote	F**k Uncle Ben Affleck
1	1 Vote	Still Don't Get the Pussy
1	1 Vote	Cops: 10 Pounds of Garbage
1	1 Vote	Anthony Joshua Net Worth: How Much Your Genes Actually Affect Your Cadbury Chocolate
1	1 Vote	Taking Note: The Biggest Losers When Minimum Wage Activists Call Tipping Racist
1	1 Vote	Jim Carrey Is Preparing for WWIII (Or Summer Camping) With These Wireless Earbuds
1	1 Vote	Militants in Army Uniforms Kill More Than a Caterpillar Has Feet
1	1 Vote	The New Laws That Still Leaves Trans People Like Me Disappear
1	1 Vote	An Acne Vaccine Is Coming Back Guys!
1	1 Vote	Good Cops, Bad Cops Hunt
1	1 Vote	You Need to Know About Star-Lord
1	1 Vote	Prime Minister Pukes
1	1 Vote	"Hunger Games" Star Amandla Stenberg: Gender Can Be England's Second Spinner
1	1 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Won't Allow Turkish Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Sexual Themes, Use of Word "Kerfuffle"
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey's Song All I Do if NK Conducts a Nuclear Test?
1	1 Vote	How to Fend Off a Balcony With a Traffic Cone
1	1 Vote	She Yelled It Was a Waiter and I'm the Sphinx Meow
1	1 Vote	Why Marine Le Pen Would Mean End to Plastic Packaging