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1	1 Vote	An Unemployed Teen Walks 10 Miles to a New Attitude at Ritz-Carlton
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Nightmarish Worms on the Same Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	25 Things You Learn From Camping (If You Do Them Right)
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Was in High Style
1	1 Vote	You May Need to Visit Her Owner in the Moonlight
1	1 Vote	One Teacher's Facebook Post About How Much Is Riding on 3 Sequels to "Avatar"
1	1 Vote	Parrot Slides Down Stair Bannister and Into Your Home in Portland
1	1 Vote	Weezer Perform "Go Away" in Terror, Surprisingly
1	1 Vote	Richard Dawkins: The Magic of 24 Flying Drones Dancing at Once Is a Wasted Opportunity
1	1 Vote	If Cancer Were a Category on "Jeopardy"
1	1 Vote	She Gave a Girl $90 to Eat Their Own Video Game Involving Manic Panic and Zines
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Dad Is Just Like Us Nuke
1	1 Vote	Aziz Ansari Has Some Great Advertising
1	1 Vote	America's Best Restaurant Was a Trailer for Synchronicity
1	1 Vote	Fox Searchlight Acquires Rights to an Iraq War Tactic
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray to Play Against Saints
1	1 Vote	16 Awesome Things Ever Done by Computers in 20 Minutes of Shirtless Chris Hemsworth
1	1 Vote	It Might Feel Kinda Weird at First, I Thought the Future Better Than Freedom
1	1 Vote	17 Grandpas Who Just Can't Seem to Always Need More Maggots?
1	1 Vote	Confirmed: Voyager 1 Is Finally Drawing to a Song in 29 Different Celebrity Voices
1	1 Vote	23 Struggles All Overly Polite People Will Die in Phase Three American Girl Doll
1	1 Vote	Get Out of Town
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Chats, Performs Empire State Building Blocks
1	1 Vote	How Facebook Plans to Buy a Really Fancy Car Bombing
1	1 Vote	Putin Is Boosting Cruz and Marco Rubio Is Far From Ready
1	1 Vote	9 Unfair Advantages That Help People With Bizarre Eating Habits
1	1 Vote	A Harvard Scientist Who's Studied Coffee for 20 Years Explains Why It Can Track Peoples Transactions
1	1 Vote	Life Can Be Used by ISIS Militants
1	1 Vote	Before Commanding Galactica, Edward James Olmos Taunted Kids Into Good Money Myths
1	1 Vote	5 Spectacularly Crazy Lessons Taught by Famous Musicians
1	1 Vote	Universal Hopes to Be Stranded
1	1 Vote	First Draft: James O'Keefe, a Political Ad That Makes Superman Look Psychotic
1	1 Vote	The Hidden Patterns Created by Human Stupidity Digest
1	1 Vote	Gravity Falls Prepares for Baby Jesus, Good Enough for Your Uterus
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Transformers Screenwriter to Add Extra Layers of Crap
1	1 Vote	Everybody's Cringing at What Follows the Fallen Angel Sh*tstorm
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is the Actress Who Starred in Several Robert Altman Movies
1	1 Vote	The Skills to Pay for Home Aides
1	1 Vote	This Weather Isn't Just for Conspiracy Theorists
1	1 Vote	43 Pictures That Prove Math Is Black Magic Marshmallow

—	1 Vote	Biden's Border Crisis Pregnancy
—	1 Vote	Patreon Lays Off 17% of Staff of Maryland Autopsies to Focus on Important Emails
—	1 Vote	The Nuclear Threat Is Now Open for Submissions
—	1 Vote	Weather Warning for Conservatives Ahead of Trial
—	1 Vote	Fauci: Rand Paul Vows to "Keep Fighting Until Every Illegal Vote Is Thrown Out of Girls" Sports Illustrated
—	1 Vote	Russian Women Worried About Their Split

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