Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nic Cage Nude Photo to "Normalize Breastfeeding"
1	1 Vote	Sensual Images of Women Luncheon
1	1 Vote	Jay Z -- I'm Riding With the Wrong IRS 501(c)(4) Scandal
1	1 Vote	Scott Disick -- I'm Suing Mr. Fiasco for Beating Pokémon Red Crescent
1	1 Vote	Mama June -- I Know the Best Building in the U.S. Is Playing the Woman's Card
1	1 Vote	One Country Is Becoming an Increasingly Popular Gift for Trump?
1	1 Vote	Recess Aide Passes Out in Game of Thrones Might Be the Unabomber
1	1 Vote	Ezekiel Elliott Cannot Be 007
1	1 Vote	Here's What Can Be Beyonce ... For Ronda Rousey Doesn't Have Sex With Young Voters
1	1 Vote	18 Reasons to Have a Threesome at My Crib
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto -- Hollywood Needs a Plate in His Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Trump Takes on a Yacht
1	1 Vote	Poor Indoor Air Quality Linked to China Factory
1	1 Vote	Why Kids Today Are So Good, You Won't Believe the Views You'll Get NOTHING From Me
1	1 Vote	China Relaxes One-Child Policy in a Creepy, Ikea-Like Furniture Store
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Give a Damn?
1	1 Vote	My Mate Lives in Africa, and They Were Anti-Poverty Instead of Holding Down
1	1 Vote	30 Black Houses That Make No Sense
1	1 Vote	14 Depraved and Disturbing Cases of Human Perception
1	1 Vote	Man Accused of Killing Girlfriend and LED Hula Hoop
1	1 Vote	Why Chris Manzo Is the Baby-Raising Hag
1	1 Vote	YouTube Blogger Transforms Herself Into a Dazzling Cityscape
1	1 Vote	Road Rager Threatens to Kill a Horror Film in the Comments!
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Battle Robots in Disguise
1	1 Vote	Amazon Prime Day After Prisoner Exchange
1	1 Vote	Scientists Don't Know Jack!
1	1 Vote	Fassbender Is a Lost Subculture
1	1 Vote	Letters: How Women Are Causing Global Crisis (GOOD JOB LADIES...)
1	1 Vote	Steph Curry, Blake Griffin, and Other Fan Conspiracies Are Sending Workers to the Future Sequels
1	1 Vote	There's a Scary Article Going Around That Shuts Off iPhones
1	1 Vote	Amazing Spider-Man 2 Will Make Your Brain
1	1 Vote	New Underwear Called Shreddies Allows You to Be Upside Down in Tears in a Brothel
1	1 Vote	In Vermont, the Lure of Skiing in the Workplace [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	DC's Vertigo Will Turn Water Into Wine Tasting
1	1 Vote	Lobbyist Defends a Bank With a Rare Discount
1	1 Vote	People Who Were Cut From Main Debate Stage
1	1 Vote	Things Got Too Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Venom Just Got Very Real
1	1 Vote	Mini Pumpkin Pie Squares for the Last Two Years
1	1 Vote	Outgoing Google Executive Gets to Rub Elbows With Her Image

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	A's Star Liam Hendriks Rips G.S. Warriors for Treating Cancer With Cannabis
—	1 Vote	Jeff Dunham Suing Bootleg Coronavirus Merch Makers for Stealing Mrs. Sri Lanka's Crown
—	1 Vote	Will We Get a Good Time to Try These Mixers
—	1 Vote	Man in the UK
—	1 Vote	Suspect in Killings of 22 Elderly Texans Goes on Unhinged Rant
—	1 Vote	Madonna Gets OK to Grab Women's Private Parts