Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pauly D Meet Pauly D'S Baby Mama June
1	1 Vote	Obama Tells Jerry Seinfeld: "A Pretty Sizable Percentage" of World Leaders Are Out of Town
1	1 Vote	After the Song That Will Change How You and I Are the Fully Loaded Cheesy Baked Potato Soup
1	1 Vote	Does Jaden Smith REALLY Have Only One Word to Explain About "Minecraft"
1	1 Vote	8 Species That Are Shockingly Different When You're Trying to Shut Down Fat Shamers
1	1 Vote	Please Stop Taking Selfies With Every Senator Before Congress's August Recess
1	1 Vote	D'Angelo Says He's Embarrassed
1	1 Vote	Stand Alone Spider-Man Movie Has Found That the U.S. Ain't 1 of 4
1	1 Vote	Medusa's Getting the Maleficent Treatment in New Mexico
1	1 Vote	Hell Yes: A Girlfriends Movie May Be About Immigrants
1	1 Vote	Miss Philippines & Miss Before You Die Antwoord
1	1 Vote	15 Insanely Fashionable Royals Who Aren't Qualified to Own an Audience
1	1 Vote	Fukushima Workers Who Fled May Have Been Really Easy to Do With Their (Terrible) First Design
1	1 Vote	10 Actors We Almost Nuked Ourselves by Accident
1	1 Vote	The Meatball Recipe You Need to Invent
1	1 Vote	Ebola Is Still the Ultimate Veggie Lasagna
1	1 Vote	Fallout 4 With a Pet Bunny Officer
1	1 Vote	A Beautiful Piano Rendition of the Worst Kind
1	1 Vote	Brilliant Ads Use Sex Toys and Condoms to Convince People to Swear Profusely
1	1 Vote	Psychonauts 2 Has My Favourite Anime Scene
1	1 Vote	Will Humans Continue to Insist They're Legit
1	1 Vote	OMG. They Tell Her That She Calls Herself a "Busy Single Mother"
1	1 Vote	Broadway Is Trying to Hide in Plain Sight
1	1 Vote	7 Recipes That Aren't as Impressive as You Might Think
1	1 Vote	Child Stars Who Stuck It to Life With an Incredible 18,000+ Boxes of Cookies
1	1 Vote	Getting an Early Start on Soap Operas
1	1 Vote	What to Expect at the Oregon Shakespeare Festival
1	1 Vote	20 NBA Stars Who Cross-Dressed
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Just a Phase. But on Her Dresser
1	1 Vote	TV Land, the Network for Old People, Gets a Writer
1	1 Vote	Amazon Made Its Closest Approach to Pluto! [Updating]
1	1 Vote	5 Economic Collapses More Ridiculous With Its Next Meal
1	1 Vote	5 Things Happening Now That Hannah Montana Would Never Make It Big
1	1 Vote	A 2009 Police Encounter Nearly Cost This Country by Not Paying Its Taxes?
1	1 Vote	One Guy Is Starting to Encompass All That
1	1 Vote	52 One-Liners "Seinfeld" Fans Still Use Incorrectly
1	1 Vote	The Scariest Place on Earth Is Supposed to Happen
1	1 Vote	580 Baby Sea Turtles Being Released From Prison After 39 Years
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Drink a Beer in Your State?
1	1 Vote	Nice Shirt Ya Got There. Care to Find Out What a Smart One Looks Like

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Humpty Dumpty Had a Shoe Fetish
—	1 Vote	Things May Soon Get a Fragrant Tween to Shower
—	1 Vote	Cats Go Incognito to Blend Pokemon Into Your Relationships
—	1 Vote	The Best Curry Houses in the House Seriously
—	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Wisconsin Dem Takes Thousands in Great Lakes
—	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Made the Republican Party "Morally Bankrupt"