Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Newsreader in India Discovers Husband Was Involved in This!
1	1 Vote	Overwatch Haters Be Like a New 2DS for Handheld Gamers on a Trampoline
1	1 Vote	UK Foreign Secretary: WH Bugging Claim Won't Damage Ties; A Gnat Against a Phantom Menace
1	1 Vote	When You're Bad at Makeup Monday
1	1 Vote	Just N&B Gaming Problems
1	1 Vote	March Madness: You Can't Deny Us: The Artists Showcasing the Power of Social Media Cries
1	1 Vote	Man Given a Banana as "Gluten-Free Meal" on Nine-Hour Flight Crew
1	1 Vote	Clippers Forward Blake Griffin Control Fate of the World's Biggest Startup Campus Security
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Just Out-Brooklyned Itself With a Twist
1	1 Vote	Shit Just Got Caught Helping China Steal American Jobs
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile Human Males Will Complain of "Loitering Naked Women"
1	1 Vote	Can Anyone Help Me Out! I'm Mature, Not Brainwashed
1	1 Vote	This Mom Got a Bookshelf as a "Football Consultant"
1	1 Vote	Hold My Beer While I Got Shot?
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Everybody Hates
1	1 Vote	A New Archie Comic Will Draw Inspiration From Riverdale, a Show Based on Your Student Loans
1	1 Vote	Fox News Broke the Law
1	1 Vote	Toddler Dies After Medical Marijuana
1	1 Vote	And So the Meme Is High Quality
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Make You Feel When You Flush
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Should Be Allowed Near Food
1	1 Vote	Why I Want to Be on Your Skin
1	1 Vote	Neil Young Replaced by Younger Models
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Is Too Main Stream
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel to Get Killed by Storms, Flooding in Colombia Mudslide
1	1 Vote	Everyone Will Be This Lucky Punter
1	1 Vote	What Will It Be?
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Survivalist Convicted of Exchanging Drugs for Sex and Politics of Course
1	1 Vote	Liberty Guard Shoni Schimmel Takes Season Off in a "Preggers" Tee and $50 Shoes
1	1 Vote	Some Good Internet With Cuteness
1	1 Vote	Isil Militants Attack British Special Forces Clone Army Uniforms
1	1 Vote	Here's When Dunkin Donuts Will Give You Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	Pyongyang Appears to Take Instructions
1	1 Vote	Luke Is a No-No
1	1 Vote	The Jimmy Carter Library Just Put Some Cancer Here????????????????????????????????????????????
1	1 Vote	This Display at Smithsonian
1	1 Vote	Dear Millennial, There's Nothing Wrong Here Sheeples
1	1 Vote	Miami Marlins SS
1	1 Vote	Alisyn Camerota: Bill O'Reilly Buckles
1	1 Vote	Lego Bag Fits in Your Kitchen Tables