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Guess Ill Be Sitting in Your COUNTRY Legend Says He's Not Racist and Is Safe

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2017-05-09

2017-05-09

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    Guess ill be sitting in the forest trying to learn Sarias song while people walk by and look at me like im some kind of asylum escapee..
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