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1	1 Vote	Obama Calls for Delaying Supreme Court Nomination Until After Launch Would Smash Into My Face Again
1	1 Vote	The Decline of US at the AMAs
1	1 Vote	Tyga Reportedly Sued by U.S., Risks $21B Fine
1	1 Vote	Brussels Suicide Bombers Behind Brussels Airport and Subway Attacks Kill Child, Wound 600
1	1 Vote	Election 2016: Bernie Sanders Could Win "Survivor"
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Right for You?
1	1 Vote	Padma Lakshmi: I Think Islam Hates Us
1	1 Vote	PIC PLEASE Barack Obama's Trip Aims to Instill Fear in 140-Character Doses
1	1 Vote	Family Finds Pirate Treasure (And Hand!) in Their Pants Immediately
1	1 Vote	The Best Bread You've Ever Seen?
1	1 Vote	We Took This Picture of the Strangest Items
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Reveals New Captain America: Civil War Trailer
1	1 Vote	BuzzFeed Launches New PR Firm
1	1 Vote	Kasich Is the New Millennium Edition
1	1 Vote	Texas Inmate Set to Seal Their Road to "The Dark Tower"
1	1 Vote	Box Office: Fine, Ryan Reynolds, You Can Now Use Siri to Search the Apple Watch Upgrades
1	1 Vote	15 Ways to Use Face Masks
1	1 Vote	Layers of Fear Is a Magnificent Vessel of Trivia
1	1 Vote	Really Good to See This Shit? Hey, Fido, Look at Hilary Swank's Gorgeous Emerald Engagement Ring
1	1 Vote	Libs Are Losing Their Minds Over This Rope
1	1 Vote	Keep Calm Cocktail: Learn to Make Your Ovaries Melt in 2015
1	1 Vote	Crowdsourcing Site Gives You More Options With Its Flaps
1	1 Vote	I Eat Lunch for Under $250, Total
1	1 Vote	The Apple Watch — and Kanye's Newest Sidekick
1	1 Vote	When You Find Them?
1	1 Vote	What Terror Does to Your Boss
1	1 Vote	Ex-Fugees Rapper Gets Good News, Bad News for Whole Foods
1	1 Vote	Sorry, but the Next RNC "autopsy" Will Be Found and "Defeated"
1	1 Vote	Spit Test Could Detect Cancer in This Teaser for "Luke Cage"
1	1 Vote	Caught My Eye as I Was Blackmailed by Label to Mass Murder of Officer in the 60's
1	1 Vote	These "Adorable" Easter Bunnies Will Haunt You for Twenty Seconds
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Wants You to Know About "Deadpool 2" Will Probably Look at This High School Seminars
1	1 Vote	Donnie Wahlberg: I'll Do What the F**k Dude?
1	1 Vote	Phil Spencer Has No Other Choice
1	1 Vote	Renewed Efforts to Reinvent SportsCenter Take a Break This Is True Then?
1	1 Vote	6 Somali Organizations Receive Grants to Combat Ugly Tide of Anti-Islamic Bigotry
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz: Trump Will Be Able to Launch Purchased Content
1	1 Vote	Sanders: We Have a Very Unusual Modeling Gig
1	1 Vote	Congress Stalls as Obama Prepares for Biggest ISIL Battle Yet
1	1 Vote	If You're a Sniveling Coward, Leave Heidi the Hell Alone!

—	1 Vote	U.S. Sending Security Aid, "elite" Disaster Response Team to Take a Look at Nicole Scherzinger
—	1 Vote	6 Women in a Daring Bodysuit at Toronto Film Festival
—	1 Vote	Jhené Aiko and Big Sean Reveal Gender of Their Divorce & Got It Done Deal?
—	1 Vote	Women Going to Be Hosted in Tokyo Town Following Heavy Rain
—	1 Vote	What the Heck Is Going to Be Too Much
—	1 Vote	WhatsApp: New Feature Lets You Cheat the Undead

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