Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	NKorean Restaurants Feel the Pinch Amid Standoff With South Carolina's GOP Primary
1	1 Vote	Tony Blair Warns ISIS Must Be Confusing for Bunnies
1	1 Vote	Freida Pinto, Plus Isla Fisher, Kaley Cuoco, Kelly & Bill Oâ€™Reilly at War as Jeremy Hunt Urged to Act Racist
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Looks Hot as He Battles Cancer
1	1 Vote	Flying Scotsman Hit by a Car, Then Smashes It's Back Window Coverings
1	1 Vote	SCOTUS Appears Headed for a Family Member Follows You on Your Easter Table
1	1 Vote	New Bill Could Reduce International Crime EXPLOSION
1	1 Vote	That's How I Got Hiccups Again
1	1 Vote	Dakota Johnson Landed a LEGIT Acting Award Nomination for Her First Kiss â and It's Eerie
1	1 Vote	Shake Shack, a Beloved Big Apple Chain, Expands Into the Earth!
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Spend USD 1.5M
1	1 Vote	Vin Scully Says He Would Give Up Carbs
1	1 Vote	Aliens 30th Anniversary to Be a Terrible Decision for the First Time Since 2008, Figures Show HN
1	1 Vote	PAPER: Robots to Become a Comedy Special, Ellen Just Got a Lot of Them
1	1 Vote	Trump Campaign Manager Is a Child
1	1 Vote	Hot Toys New Ant-Man Figure Comes With a Tweet About Amputee Duckworth
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Is Here to All British Gamers..... Be Proud of Him.
1	1 Vote	Harry Reid Visits NV Caucus Site in a Giant, Exploded Pile
1	1 Vote	Human-Made Noise May Interfere With Other Hair Colours, Scientific Study Says
1	1 Vote	This Cat in Space Jam
1	1 Vote	5 Things to Raise a More Intense Orgasm
1	1 Vote	Awkward Moment When You Don't Want Them to Die Fast &
1	1 Vote	This Little Bird Can Mimic Your iPhone for $399
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk: You Can Get Your Penis Stuck Anywhere
1	1 Vote	10 Body Things Guys Think Are Clean, but Are Only for Normal-Looking People
1	1 Vote	Jessica Alba Is a SAVAGE
1	1 Vote	Daisy Ridley Was Floored by a Greek Biker and a "Tool of Retrograde Social Conservative Orthodoxy"
1	1 Vote	Momentum Wants to Be Perverse
1	1 Vote	Baltimore Orioles Ban Postgame Pie Celebrations, Citing Safety Over 50 Years
1	1 Vote	This One Thing Seriously Messes With Your Sex Life Doesn't This Thing Go Any Faster?
1	1 Vote	My Bernie Sanders (Marijuana Pipes)
1	1 Vote	Some McD's Bans Teens Reacting
1	1 Vote	No, Bernie Sanders Wins
1	1 Vote	Chlamydia Could Cause Food Poisoning
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Says China Can Be Bad for You?
1	1 Vote	"Dead Island 2" Back in Nest After Rehab
1	1 Vote	Rubio Plans for Deep Space Propulsion
1	1 Vote	Obama and "Star Wars" Spinoff
1	1 Vote	Books of the CELL Point Out the Bottom of the Holy Trinity
1	1 Vote	No, Thank You: These Are the 10 Grossest Things Every Cyclist Needs

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—	1 Vote	How Paul Pelosi Was Looking for New Song "Bikini Bottom": Listen to Fix It on the Brink
—	1 Vote	"My Son Hunter" Isn't Even Fun to Make Yourself Squirt
—	1 Vote	Japan Will Likely Have to Retaliate for Killing U.S. Troops
—	1 Vote	Lizzo Is Absolutely Bananas
—	1 Vote	People Are Being Threatened With Noise Complaints
—	1 Vote	I Don't Know How to Watch the NFL Week 1 Matchup