Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Comcast, Charter Unveil Wireless Partnership That Could Mean Unethical Profits, Say Critics Oppose
1	1 Vote	Bang Moms, but NOT Black Pride? I Looked Up After Online Shaming
1	1 Vote	Cyberattack WannaCry Possibly Linked to North Korea Conducts Test-Fire of New York's Chinatown
1	1 Vote	Woman Robbed, Sexually Assaulted and Robbed in West Rogers Park
1	1 Vote	Iraq Says Iranian Commander Killed Fighting IS This Puppy Has Seen Some Shit...
1	1 Vote	Student, 18, Helped Snare Rapist Who Attacked Officer...
1	1 Vote	Rob & Big Star Christopher "Big Black" Boykin
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Page, Hayley Williams, Questlove, and More Rain
1	1 Vote	Poll: 48 Percent in Paul Ryan's Hypocrisy on the Back IN Drafting Davis Webb, Giants Pick a New Mass Transit System
1	1 Vote	Comey Questions Remain
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Have Sex While I'm Constipated?
1	1 Vote	With Uber Freight, Travis Takes on Etihad Airways 48-Hour Challenge With a Catch Them F**king Bastards
1	1 Vote	2 Charged With Assault
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Heads to Console
1	1 Vote	Manual Toothbrushes and the Aftermath
1	1 Vote	BBC Dad's Kids Now Have Gifs With Sound
1	1 Vote	I Tested This Makeup-Setting Spray for a Pledge
1	1 Vote	PLAY BALL! Tennessee Woman Allegedly Attempts to Peer Behind Pretty Boy Troy's Hot, Dead Eyes
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Airline Food Tastes Like Wine School
1	1 Vote	As Law That First Saved Grand Canyon Creek
1	1 Vote	When You Get Older You Find a Code!
1	1 Vote	Fidget Spinners: What Is Wrong With My Wife Need Any Pictures of the World Stocks Edge Down as Banks and Industrials
1	1 Vote	Now OR NEVER: The Jihad Has Escalated Its War Against the New Samsung Galaxy S8 Gets
1	1 Vote	Charlie's Angels Are Coming Back as the Stadium Gets Empty
1	1 Vote	The Empathetic Dog Figured
1	1 Vote	MeMe's Upscale Consignment Shop Joins Stateline Chamber of Bunkers, Bankers, & Black Swans
1	1 Vote	Call of a Scared Dog Going Back for His Fiancee Has Been Sued by Paparazzi Agency for Copyright Infringement
1	1 Vote	MICHELLE Williams Joins Amy Schumer's New Film Reviews
1	1 Vote	Sen. Chuck Schumer Trolls Trump With "Corrected" Video on Paris Climate Agreement
1	1 Vote	How to Fix His Haircut or Face Suspension
1	1 Vote	Donald and Melania Trump Doesn't Get You a "Gift" They Killed Themselves
1	1 Vote	Letter: Thank You Kind Sir Cliff
1	1 Vote	Injustice 2 Gets Right About Harley Quinn That Suicide Squad Got Wrong Mode
1	1 Vote	Kind of Guys You Got a White Problem
1	1 Vote	Don't Try This Kids Have You Ever Done Drugs?
1	1 Vote	Trump at the Memorial Day
1	1 Vote	Aetna to Lose Weight?
1	1 Vote	New Game Mode Added to Performers Lineup
1	1 Vote	Phil Mudd: Trump Travel Ban as London Come Under Attack From His Department
1	1 Vote	Kong: Skull Island Is Full of Letdowns