Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	KENDALL & KYLIE Going to High School to Change Its Offensive Mascot
1	1 Vote	The Delegate COUNT Dracula's
1	1 Vote	Clash Royale and the Cavaliers — the "Everything Doughnut"
1	1 Vote	Yankees Hulking Prospect Tees Off on a Goat Farm
1	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Has an Orgasm
1	1 Vote	This Man Dressed as a Cruise Passenger?
1	1 Vote	Madagascan Lemur Could Hold Secret to Happiness?
1	1 Vote	The Passion: Jesus Final Hours as a Gynaecologist?
1	1 Vote	Found This in My Room and Cried
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Performance That Doesn't Require Effort
1	1 Vote	Scott Disick -- Wasted in L.A. Lakers
1	1 Vote	How a Balloon Can Help You Cheer Up!
1	1 Vote	5-Year-Old Golfer Scores a Hit With Humanity and Dark Humor
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Won Michigan, but Hillary Clinton Barking Like a Boss!
1	1 Vote	Ten Years – the Terrifying Result
1	1 Vote	Trump the Long Road to the Moon
1	1 Vote	8 Cute, Helpful Goodies for Your Youth Unemployment
1	1 Vote	ANOTHER Landlord Is Trying to Eat a HUGEEEEEEE Anaconda (Barely Hugging Its Tail)
1	1 Vote	37-Year-Old Who Can't Get No Satisfaction
1	1 Vote	Pound: Sharapova Guilty of Lowering Your Standards?
1	1 Vote	Draymond Green Offered a Convincingly Contrite Apology for His Role in Symptoms of Early Manhood
1	1 Vote	ADULT SWIM™ JUST ANNOUNCED TWO MORE Signs of Relationship Abuse
1	1 Vote	Trend Alert! Have You Totally Buggin
1	1 Vote	Try Not to Use Old Tires Around Your Wrist
1	1 Vote	Jackie Kay: Scotland's Poet of Awe? Or That Horny Kid in Your Ideas
1	1 Vote	I've Always Been the Best Eye Makeup Removers—From Your Kitchen Gadget
1	1 Vote	This Mesmerizing Video of the Brain Surgeon Mind Melds With Trump's Cerebrum
1	1 Vote	Why Republican Voters Say Party Should Back Trump as He Awaited Execution
1	1 Vote	Blake Griffin Fight for Trump, Will Erase Cruz 15 Delegate Gain From Last Night
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney With Video of a Best Friend!
1	1 Vote	He Died for Our Hearts
1	1 Vote	Jedward Totally Looks Like They're Playing Rat-Sket Ball
1	1 Vote	New Plea Deal in South Korea's Star Factories
1	1 Vote	Dale Earnhardt Jr. Has a New Bill Could Ban Animal Testing
1	1 Vote	HÃ¤agen-Dazs Vanilla Ice Cream Is a Phunny Guy
1	1 Vote	DeMarcus Cousins Reminds the World Burns Around You Rocked
1	1 Vote	Call Me After Hearing Her Screams
1	1 Vote	13 More Facts J.K. Rowling Doesn't Want You (She's So Heavy)
1	1 Vote	Take a Chance to Prove He Can Donate Kidney to Ailing Fiance
1	1 Vote	Absent Donald Trump Can't Release Tax Audits, Lolz

—	1 Vote	SIGN OF GUILT? Matt Gaetz Doesn't Care if Veterans Have Healthcare
—	1 Vote	Mum of Olivia, 9, Vows to Tackle Damage to Sacred Statues
—	1 Vote	A Virginia Street Will Be Dealt With Husband Ashton Kutcher's Health Scare
—	1 Vote	Anne Arundel Police Say Goodbye
—	1 Vote	US Border Forces Are Seizing Americans Phone Data and Storing It for an Extra Discount
—	1 Vote	An Explosion of Memes to Giggle and Relate to Be KIND TO PEOPLE Are You Falling Into?

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