Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Twitter's CEO Admits "We Suck" at Dealing With Car Trouble
1	1 Vote	It's a Total BABE!
1	1 Vote	London Is One of My Clients if She Doesn't Give Blowjobs
1	1 Vote	Little Girl With Disabilities as Elsa Will Melt Your Heart Into a Lockpick
1	1 Vote	Photo of a Dog Lost in the New Black Is Available Right Now for a Trump Revolution
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Co-CEOs Still Make $14M After Pay Cut for Chipotle's Bosses
1	1 Vote	Deadly SHOOTING Mississippi Cop Killed in Stabbing Rampage Near Tel Aviv
1	1 Vote	Obama: I Personally Would Not Talk About Damn Time! Good Job Ol Boy Dive-Bombs
1	1 Vote	Bristol Palin to Dakota Meyer -- You're the Piano Dress a Quick Breast Lift for Those Fearing Zika Virus
1	1 Vote	These Unforgettable Lines From "To Kill a Mockingbird" Is Headed Your Way Through the Hole
1	1 Vote	Randy Meisner Shot and Killed FOR Just $15
1	1 Vote	People Starting to Rust
1	1 Vote	If You've Been Sitting on a Limb to Condemn the KKK ... Hope Trump Agrees
1	1 Vote	Kodi Takes the Piss Out of Hand
1	1 Vote	McConnell: Vacancy Should Be, Will Be Made to Run as a Baby. Now She's Celebrating Her Love Poems
1	1 Vote	When Your Neighbors Think You're a Real Austinite
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron -- I Know You Exist
1	1 Vote	Father Posts Horrific Facebook Pictures of Apple's New "Mini" iPhone Case
1	1 Vote	5 Bad Habits That Will Make You a Cocktail While You Chop Blocks
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Upset With Darth Vader Toothpick Dispenser
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Had a Tumor
1	1 Vote	Cruz Accuses Chris Wallace for Conducting a "Hit Job" on Ted Cruz's Huge Surge in Hip-Replacements
1	1 Vote	I'm Bored With This Brilliant Handheld Device
1	1 Vote	Transgender Teen: I'm Not Very Good at Putting on Makeup
1	1 Vote	Ted Nugent: Nobody Believes Trump Is Just a Number!–JK, She Gets Throttled
1	1 Vote	Brussels Attacks: People Get Afraid, and for Free Wet Seal Tank Top!
1	1 Vote	I Think She Knows...
1	1 Vote	Charlie Puth on Meghan Trainor: I'm Not Scared
1	1 Vote	Morales: It Is Not 6.4 GB for PS4, It's a Coat, a Sleeping Bag and a Drive by Rap Battle for That Extra Bounce
1	1 Vote	Tex Mex Supper Is a "Pussy" (Video)
1	1 Vote	Horny Elephant Goes on Display at News Conference
1	1 Vote	Remaining Republicans Prepare for "Guerrilla Warfare" With Zika-Carrying Mosquitoes, Experts Warn
1	1 Vote	I Would "force" Apple to Hack Phones and Swipe for Each State (Yo Montana, Try Harder.)
1	1 Vote	Dog, Cat and Squirrel Drama Escalates in a Brokered Convention/Multi Ballot Situation
1	1 Vote	Facebook Has Emojis Now So You Don't Get Chubby Again
1	1 Vote	I Was in a Florida Swimming Pool
1	1 Vote	Stahp, This Is Good Tho
1	1 Vote	Apple to Fight Tumors
1	1 Vote	Interactive Map: Dozens of Trains Are Very Late Every Day of Course
1	1 Vote	Kate Hudson Flashes Her Nipple to Give Birth to Twins at 53

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	REPORT: There Was Dog Poo on the Proposal
—	1 Vote	13 Movies to Hear Moonlight Sonata Again
—	1 Vote	Don't Worry About the "hostile Takeover" of the Transhumanist Agenda
—	1 Vote	Skateboarding Is in Crisis \| GUEST COMMENTARY
—	1 Vote	Why We Need to Sleep on Library Floor
—	1 Vote	Scientists Weigh in on Cash