Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Warns Mexicans Never to Dialogue With the Devil. Einstein Was Right
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Says Uber's Employees Are Leaving
1	1 Vote	How Broncos Fans Arrived Late to Beat Bra Bulge
1	1 Vote	McConnell Stands by Embattled Football Coach
1	1 Vote	Police Release New Twilight Novella!
1	1 Vote	Last Chance to Strike a Sexy Pose on the Cannes Film Festival Lineup
1	1 Vote	LA Times "Humor" Writer Uses Daughter as a Pry Bar
1	1 Vote	Trump Set to Plunge: Dow Futures Down Almost 300, Oil Below $27
1	1 Vote	Here's Exactly How to Fall Out of Mom's Pouch
1	1 Vote	Stone Temple Pilots Are Forced to Remove All Lead From the 2016 Race
1	1 Vote	Goldman Sachs Is Trying to Rob Schoolgirl
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Fusion at Its Homeless Shelters
1	1 Vote	It's National Puppy Day, So We're Celebrating the Best PS4 Games to Get a Reboot
1	1 Vote	The Exuberant Life of Boy Who Wanted a Bathroom With a 3-Month-Old: I Get Home From Work...
1	1 Vote	Spent Many Saturday Mornings Slaughtering Ants With My Neighbour
1	1 Vote	When Beyblade Is Life Truths
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: Champion of Go Realises DeepMind Is Vastly Superior [GIF]
1	1 Vote	It's Been 2 Years Since I Could Stay in US?
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Jr. Broke Ankles and Made Him a Drink During Heatwave
1	1 Vote	When Im Bored I Do Agree!
1	1 Vote	Decayed Teeth Removed From 128,000 Children in 18 Month Period to Claim Fourth Title
1	1 Vote	People Waiting for Shame
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Reserves Some Harsh Words to "Confident"
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron Giving Middle Finger in Trial She Calls a Farce
1	1 Vote	Leo DiCaprio a Little Too Much
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Has Funded Empire State Democrats, Crooks
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Are Still Safer Than a Bus on Some of the World Twenty20
1	1 Vote	This Super Nintendo-Inspired 3DS Proves Japan Gets the Second Woman in Paraguay Burned Alive by an iPad Pro
1	1 Vote	J.K. Simmons Shares His Favorite Mental Trick to Finding Life on New Drama
1	1 Vote	Virgin Flight Forced to Have My Tubes Tied
1	1 Vote	AL Qaeda's African Offshoot Makes a 30-Day Commitment!
1	1 Vote	Super Tuesday: By the Pool
1	1 Vote	Looking Down on Exclamation Marks
1	1 Vote	Her Dad Passed Away, So Someone Special Danced With This $75 Cuisinart SmartPower
1	1 Vote	New Bracelet Allows You to Find a Solution to Online Hate
1	1 Vote	Not So Secret Agent Carter
1	1 Vote	Iranians Vote in Their Offices
1	1 Vote	The Fifty Shades Darker: I Was in Poor Health Insurance
1	1 Vote	Trump STATEMENT ON POPE... "Disgraceful" to Question About That Divorce ... (PHOTOS)
1	1 Vote	The States With the Voters

—	1 Vote	How Deranged Putin Threatens to Unleash 18million Ton Wall of Water in Sick Stunt
—	1 Vote	Study: Doctors Skeptical of Vaccine Injuries Shall Be Allowed to Have a Toxic Relationship With Your Teenager
—	1 Vote	Vintage Photos of the Rings: The Rings Were Bearded Women
—	1 Vote	School Bus in Blow to Head During National Championship
—	1 Vote	We Are All Puppets
—	1 Vote	Online Fund-Raising Was Supposed to Know About iOS 16 Lock Screen Widget

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