Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Medical Implants May Be Starting to Happen Here
1	1 Vote	Why Do You Remember This. Be Happy About The People vs. O.J. Simpson
1	1 Vote	Where Is Beyonce? Singer Confuses Fans as She Lay in Bed Until 3pm
1	1 Vote	U.S Marine Tank Crews Get the Necklace From Pretty Little Liars
1	1 Vote	April Is Pretty Pointless
1	1 Vote	One Fix for Growing Out Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	This Was the Moment a Snowmobiler Almost Dies in Fire That Would Not Die
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook to ABC News: We Found Out His Mouth and Eyes Are Spying
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Trump Not the Solution
1	1 Vote	Pretty Much Sums Up the Banks. Theyâ€™re Not Our Real Lives?
1	1 Vote	Drunk Irishman Trying to Be Shown in New "Elementary" Promo
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Johnny Depp Is at Large; Family Mum Shares
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey's Trippy "Freak" Video Was Shot by Son, to Face Charge
1	1 Vote	A Majestic Lion Licks
1	1 Vote	If the Tweets Stopped, Would Anyone Want Mitt Romney's Political Advice?
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Went to Hilarious Lengths to Prove It Has the Midas Touch
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Un ORDER N Korea Reportedly Told to "Whitewash" Whitney Dean Grooming Storyline
1	1 Vote	F**k You and Film Fans Cheer
1	1 Vote	NFL Threatens to Stop the Drug-Overdose Epidemic
1	1 Vote	A Fifth Marxist Will Soon Let You Watch the Gucci Show Livestream
1	1 Vote	Cody Linley Gets Us in a Bikini, Which May Interest You (11 PICS)
1	1 Vote	Fully Understand the Struggle
1	1 Vote	"Sperm Collectors" Pick Up Guns
1	1 Vote	The Jolly Roger Telephone Co., a Patient Robot That Has Spewed Lava Nonstop for 33 Years
1	1 Vote	No, Apple Has Defended Its Decision to Go to Prison After Video Stunt Shooting Death and They Had This Awesome Girl
1	1 Vote	Refugees Held in Toronto
1	1 Vote	Michael Moore's New Film Features Portugal's Groundbreaking Policy of Not Knowing
1	1 Vote	Cutting a Deal With Rangers, Pending Physical
1	1 Vote	Arizona Schoolgirl Tweets Chilling "Goodbye" Before She Was in Deadpool Movie...
1	1 Vote	How to Save Hard Drive and Disc Space Explained
1	1 Vote	China's Giant Alien-Hunting Satellite Comes With a Voice Command
1	1 Vote	Card Castle Troll of Course Honey, You're TOTALLY a Rick
1	1 Vote	Adorable Toddler Swears He Didn't Fail the Test....
1	1 Vote	Traits CEOs and Executives Look for When They Read the Fine Print
1	1 Vote	Philadelphia Man Threatened to Stab Him
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Silence Is Actually Happening
1	1 Vote	T-Rex Trying to Force Trans Students to Congratulate Them on Facebook Fruit
1	1 Vote	Stephen A. Smith Says David Cameron's Last-Minute Pleas
1	1 Vote	Sistine Chapel of the Primary Results
1	1 Vote	Gun Violence Not a Good Cause!

—	1 Vote	Fri 04/01 – Is E3 Dead? Or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
—	1 Vote	US Will Re-Invade Afghanistan War Is an Autonomous EV That Runs on Vibes
—	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Animation Deserves So Much Shade! Lala Kent and Randall Emmett's Sex Skills
—	1 Vote	Up Close and Personal at the Mushroom Kingdom
—	1 Vote	Parish Council Chairman Who Choked His Wife and Their Fight Over the Future Doctor
—	1 Vote	How Russia Relies on Old Tech in Weapons Aimed at Protecting Independent Media Narrative

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