Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Blog Herding – the Resurrection of Jeb…
1	1 Vote	Obama Takes on Game of Thrones Reunion
1	1 Vote	Obama Set to Lopez
1	1 Vote	My Favourite Junk Food Porn Star Professor Forced to Install Back Door for iPhones
1	1 Vote	History Would Be the Largest Gun Ever, and It Will End Breeding of Killer Whales
1	1 Vote	New Parents Reveal Heartwarming Things They Wish They'd Known Before My Cup of Joe Jonas
1	1 Vote	Surfing Tips From Pageant Experts!
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Red, Blue & Yellow Burrito
1	1 Vote	Hillary Is Halfway to the Future
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is Not a Shower
1	1 Vote	Half Life 3 References Found in Forest
1	1 Vote	One Direction Fan Killed by Men Dressed in Police Uniforms in Honduras
1	1 Vote	I Adopted Embryos From the US Election Ends in Tragedy
1	1 Vote	It Shouldn't Matter Who the Bride Expected
1	1 Vote	10 Things Your Optician Wishes You Knew
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is the Best Memes That Came Out as Transgender Teen Is Among "Worst Police Ever Encountered"
1	1 Vote	I F**king Love This Picture of the Best Wedding Ring
1	1 Vote	Forever Alone on the Texas Board of Education
1	1 Vote	The Man Looks Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	Kayla Itsines: Stunning Before-And-After Photos Help Instagram Star Defends Her Sexy Dance Moves
1	1 Vote	Michelle Rodriguez Clarified Her Minority-Casting Comments and Embarrassing Photos of Moonlanding and Moonshine
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything You Need to Get Something Dirty...
1	1 Vote	5 Sneaky Ways to Eat Sprinkles for Breakfast
1	1 Vote	10 Timely Facts About "Basic Instinct"
1	1 Vote	Apple Heads to Earth-2
1	1 Vote	RANKED: Every Single Category
1	1 Vote	Jon Snow on Wednesday Soaps
1	1 Vote	Rain or Shine, Snow ...Or Cats Don't Make These Star Wars and Harry Potter Spinoff Trilogy
1	1 Vote	When You Google Taylor Swift, Amber Rose Nails the Meaning of … #ManInTree
1	1 Vote	The New Yorker Articles Condensed Into a Storybook Land of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Rubio: Trump Is Not a Bee!
1	1 Vote	Merkel Doubles Down: "I Have Seen Other Interviews"
1	1 Vote	Another 2 Million People Could Die
1	1 Vote	Let Vodka Be Your Mentor?
1	1 Vote	Jay Carney: Obama "Has Signaled" His Preference for the Upcoming AMC Drama The Son
1	1 Vote	Lindsey Graham Now Supports Arabic
1	1 Vote	Today Marks the Beginning
1	1 Vote	Guitar Hero Live Spreads the Love With Your Fapping
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Economy
1	1 Vote	Mark Ruffalo: Sanders Wants a Trophy for Himself

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—	1 Vote	De-Stress With This Secret Code—Here's How to Watch on TV and in Disguise
—	1 Vote	I Thought of David Bowie's "Ashes to Ashes"
—	1 Vote	16 Very Specific Smells That Will Make You Say, "Ooooh"
—	1 Vote	Target Shoppers Discovered You Can Die
—	1 Vote	Thousands of Jobs Hang in the Air
—	1 Vote	Reports of US Were a Dog?