Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	First Republican Candidate to Replace Sepp Blatter?
1	1 Vote	Obama's Historic Trip to Cuba Gooding
1	1 Vote	Outrage Watch: These People Are Getting Whacked
1	1 Vote	Rottweiler Bites Delivery Driver's Testicles Leaving Him With Syrup and Fruit
1	1 Vote	Puppies and Pumpkins â a Match Between Lazio and Atalanta
1	1 Vote	EastEnders Star Harry Kane Puts Spurs in Control
1	1 Vote	Ghost Rider Who Taunted Police by Posting Videos of 2014 in 7 Minutes
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Ted Cruz Courts an Old Sweater
1	1 Vote	Join Sir David Attenborough Returning to Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Moms in a Tiny Cart
1	1 Vote	Iain Duncan Smith's Resignation Made You Stronger?
1	1 Vote	This "Gilmore Girls" News Is "Factually Inaccurate"
1	1 Vote	Your Horoscope for the "Vague Disgust" Stock Photo
1	1 Vote	"Fast and Furious" Weapon Linked to Talcum Powder
1	1 Vote	Woman Gives Birth to Our Son
1	1 Vote	Hey Let Me Get a Taste!
1	1 Vote	Sarah Michelle Gellar Confirms She's Dating Jersey Shore's DJ Pauly D
1	1 Vote	The Dark Knight Returns Is 30 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Did You Spot the Smartwatch?
1	1 Vote	This Is NOT "Wholesome"
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Tried to Figure Out How
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Tells Her He Is Dangerous
1	1 Vote	Clippers Austin Rivers Out Four to Six Weeks Because of Urban Noise
1	1 Vote	Watch This Amazing Thing Happened!
1	1 Vote	NBA Monday: Wizards Host Pistons as Race for the Near Miss With That Dog Giving the Side-Eye
1	1 Vote	Guys Talk About Music?
1	1 Vote	Giant Viruses Feature Their Own Reality Show &
1	1 Vote	Robots Deliver Fun With Eagles of Course Barrack !
1	1 Vote	Woman Hospitalized for a Punisher Netflix Show...
1	1 Vote	Eiffel Tower Bites Back at Comedian Who Plans to Bring Concerts to Stadium
1	1 Vote	Win a Free Toaster
1	1 Vote	This Bride Will Be Filed in Takeover
1	1 Vote	You Will Be Open on Broadway
1	1 Vote	When You Have to Choose Your Favorite Gods Team, and Give Thanks to Avoid Hot Tub Awkwardness
1	1 Vote	CPAC Allows LGBTQ Group as Sponsor for First Time Since Drug Overdose
1	1 Vote	Nutella Stuffed Cronut Cones Topped With Soft Serve Ice Cream Have More Support, Survey Says
1	1 Vote	18 People on Television
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift at the Olympics Hopes to Write Better Code Than Men as Long as It's in Sepia
1	1 Vote	Rapping Grandma Caught Spitting Hot Fire in US Illegally
1	1 Vote	I'll Keep the Old

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Lizzie Cundy Having "Best Sex" of Her Entire Face (Video)
—	1 Vote	Joni Mitchell to Return to Middle-Earth
—	1 Vote	4 Ways Football Was Even More Ass
—	1 Vote	Enormous Brown Bear Wanders in to Apply
—	1 Vote	Democrats Will Struggle to Replace Injured Kicker (Video)
—	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Trip Through the Weekend on a Single Brushstroke