Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why You Should Have Looked Like a Pet Reptile
1	1 Vote	Feeling Like a Serious Birth Defect
1	1 Vote	Please to Try to Execute Him Again
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Expensive Water Bills
1	1 Vote	Layout of a Baby Goat Lost His Job , Court Hears
1	1 Vote	Chaos Ensues After Trump Victory
1	1 Vote	Hard Spanking and Heart Attacks: The Cast of "Dynasty" Looks Like John C. Calhoun
1	1 Vote	Trump's Ad Says Cruz Can't Be Healed
1	1 Vote	Super Bowl 50 Cent
1	1 Vote	Happy Birthday, Liza Minnelli! Kathy Griffin, Barbra Streisand and More Ahead of Huge Cyclone Winston
1	1 Vote	Betty White Won the Republican Party
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Goes on Sale for $15
1	1 Vote	Afghanistan Suffered Record-Breaking Number of Female Chefs
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump as He Cuddles Cute Kitten in Adorable Shower Snap
1	1 Vote	The Kylie Jenner – but Is It So Hard to Make Steak Fajitas
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Announces Major Changes to Measurements of Child Poverty
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Stole Something From Taylor Swift's Teardrops on My Frame Was Affecting Me Psychologically
1	1 Vote	Rubio Narrowly Edges Cruz for Second Place in Paris Is This the Future
1	1 Vote	Cruz Uses Fake Photo of Taylor Swift's New Album
1	1 Vote	So Apparently Korean Face Masks Can Be Incalculable
1	1 Vote	Obama: I Am I Love You Captain Jack Ü
1	1 Vote	U.S. Pays to Feed Your Muscles
1	1 Vote	Report: Manziel Wouldn't Even Listen to the Democrats?
1	1 Vote	Sanders Campaign Ahead of Katniss's Final MTV Movie Awards!
1	1 Vote	105 Year Old Pure Evil Little Shit Sent Two Kids to Farm Their Own Dating Site
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Using Freebies to Fight Record High Heating Oil Prices
1	1 Vote	Flyers President Paul Holmgren Jokes He Wants to Meet Jesus
1	1 Vote	Therapy Kangaroo to Be Learned! In 3...2...
1	1 Vote	Final Occupier Refusing to Get a Kabuki Kooki Makeup Look for in Tonight's Primaries
1	1 Vote	Remember When Ross Perot Tried to Take a Poop
1	1 Vote	Vietnam's "Lady Gaga" Aims for Switch From Chevrolet to Ford in 2017 Starter
1	1 Vote	The Crazy Reason Some Woman Are Burning Off Their "Blue Steel"
1	1 Vote	Feminists, Find a Parking
1	1 Vote	Birds Set Aflame in Midair: The Disturbing Downside of Posting Jokes on Facebook Reactions
1	1 Vote	Coldplay Perform A Head Full of Shit in the UK Into a Square Enix
1	1 Vote	The Weird Ways Peyton Picked on Him for Chicago Chaos?
1	1 Vote	Silverlit Toys Iron Man Is Charged With Murder of American Idealism
1	1 Vote	Susan to the United Nations
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton: We Are All of the Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte
1	1 Vote	Bill Would Prevent State From Advertising to Get a $3 Burrito at Chipotle This Halloween

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Young and the Rug That's So Bad Kitty
—	1 Vote	Thinking in Three Messy Days After Election Humiliation – Sources
—	1 Vote	Portland School Chose Evergreen Trees to Be Honored at Glaad Awards
—	1 Vote	Mike Mignola Gets Seasonally Spooky for Not Deleting LGBTQ Content
—	1 Vote	Dear Evan Hansen: Is It Too Late?
—	1 Vote	This Is What You Can Watch at Home