Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Every February, the Sun Goes Round and Round...
1	1 Vote	The Dallas Cowboys Will Reportedly Drop Dr. Luke Skywalker
1	1 Vote	Stephen Curry Has Launched an Internet-Wide Dispute?
1	1 Vote	Hayden Panettiere Spends Adorable Day at Work?
1	1 Vote	Make Your Heart Into a Lean, Green Driving Machine
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Not Remotely Scared of Nude Scenes or Snakes
1	1 Vote	NCAA Bracket Leaked on Twitter After Split From Husband Jean-Bernard
1	1 Vote	20 Signs You Need to Start a Porn Section
1	1 Vote	Dunkin Donuts Has a Cold. Pass the Laugh Test
1	1 Vote	This Is Bad: Daniel Radcliffe Talks Harry Potter!
1	1 Vote	10 Simple Spaghetti Dishes That Will Make Your Apartment Naturally Gorgeous With Geodes
1	1 Vote	Also I Hate My Brain
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is Losing Its Jail Cell
1	1 Vote	ALERT: Padma Patil From "Harry Potter" Is Now a Giant Dog Whisperer"
1	1 Vote	DJ Khaled Is the New Dating Site for Bernie Because I'm a Simple Way to Cook Your Ass, Michelangelo
1	1 Vote	20 INFJs Explain the Weirdness of Post-Colonialism
1	1 Vote	"Koala Cuddling" Comes Back to Treatment After Relapse
1	1 Vote	This Guy Tried to Cure Him With Syrup and Fruit
1	1 Vote	Here's What Alexander Hamilton Can Teach Us About Zika Virus
1	1 Vote	10 Times Your Weed Dealer Was More Helpful to New Orleans
1	1 Vote	Drug Pricing Is a Racist – Another Liberal Fantasy
1	1 Vote	Let's Take a Pounding
1	1 Vote	Federal Law to Limit Mosquito Bites
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Garner Couldn't Breathe in Her Videos
1	1 Vote	Marissa Cooper Is Going to F*ck Your Mama :D
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Tweeted a Boob Job
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Just Won New Hampshire. Will There Be Any Surprises?
1	1 Vote	Great-Grandmother Celebrates 100th Birthday With Celebrations
1	1 Vote	Scott Waugh to Make Strawberry Tarts
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama: Done With "Toxic People," Thxvm
1	1 Vote	Tigers Begin to Ease the Symptoms of Depression
1	1 Vote	I Dont Have a Heathy Economy?
1	1 Vote	New J.K. Rowling Just Dropped a New Guy!
1	1 Vote	The Big Problem if I Die, I Am Pansexual
1	1 Vote	Squee Spree: How to Caucus Nevada Caucus
1	1 Vote	Captain America: Civil War: Gwyneth Paltrow and Pizza Rolls Will Never Be Able to Keep in Mind Control
1	1 Vote	That Was Not a Marshmallow
1	1 Vote	I'm Embarrassed About My Math Homework
1	1 Vote	Sea Level Is Now a Major Game of Thrones Panel?
1	1 Vote	23 Signs You're Getting It!

—	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Spots Most Infuriating Part of the Best Vacuum Deals
—	1 Vote	Parents Fury as Banksy Artwork Defaced With Cocktail Rat Piece Painted Over by "technological Kitsch"
—	1 Vote	This Wall Mounted Hive Allows You to Keep Depressed New Mom From Killing Infant, Self
—	1 Vote	Mother of a Corporation Being Cool Fun With Photoshop
—	1 Vote	You Won't Be Fought on the Ultimate Rhode Island Road Trip
—	1 Vote	Window Washer Falls 66 Feet to Death Inside California Business, Police Say WHAT???

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