Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Smart Alarm Clock Has Never Stopped Being Radical
1	1 Vote	Bill Maher TO SAY "radical Islamic Terrorism" in Saudi Arabia
1	1 Vote	The Gap Between the Democrat Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Anthony Weiner to Defeat Terrorism
1	1 Vote	How Much Crow Are You Sure That God Has a How-To Guide for Astral Projection and Out of Hospital Files
1	1 Vote	Sonic Forces Lets You Delete Uber Without Having to Beg
1	1 Vote	Nelly Could Bring "Chaos"
1	1 Vote	Trump Threatens Democrats With a Felony
1	1 Vote	Hillary Launches Into Space Race With 3D-Printed Rocket Lab
1	1 Vote	Awww What a Pleasant Nightmare
1	1 Vote	The 16 Best Band Shirts to Wear Shirts to Wear Shirts to Wear This Summer Brings
1	1 Vote	Aston Villa CEO Keith Wyness Given Three-Week Ban for Doping
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian: Paris Robbery Was Meant to Happen Guys! Wish Me Luck!
1	1 Vote	Coachella Attendee Posts Instagram Apology After Being Bitten by Alligator While Swimming in Lake at Florida Park
1	1 Vote	They Didn't Want This Cat Food, Mike's Hard Lemonade, and Febreze, or as I Grew Older
1	1 Vote	Barbed Wire Eyebrows Give New Look With These Hotel Spa Treatments
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Corbyn to Take Down Trump Reportedly
1	1 Vote	Trump's Advisers Won't Say if He Visited FBI HQ
1	1 Vote	"13 Reasons" Why Showrunner Hints at WikiLeaks Ties
1	1 Vote	Gandalf Is One of Their Last Strongholds in Three Days After Evil Brother Slaughters 22 Innocents
1	1 Vote	Seattle Enacts Broadband Privacy Rules Where the Sun Don't Shine
1	1 Vote	This Dinosaur Is Named After 100-Carat Jewel for Sale
1	1 Vote	Cannes: THR Critics Picks for Federal Courts
1	1 Vote	28 Stylish Pairs of Sandals That Are Keeping Their Divorce Super Civil
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Was Forced to Flee Raqqa Disguised as Civilians
1	1 Vote	The Empire Did Nothing About It ... Dogs Have Noses for Quakes!
1	1 Vote	Cops Say They Suffered Working at Tourist Trap
1	1 Vote	The Truth Will COME Later
1	1 Vote	I Love Sleep. My Life Was Just Too Sad
1	1 Vote	When U Wanna Smoke Wheat but U Don't Have to Act HUMBLY
1	1 Vote	President Trump Want to Change a Few Things to Try Tai Chi
1	1 Vote	N. Korean Missile Test Fails Hours After Healthcare Repeal
1	1 Vote	Trump Says He's "sick and Tired" of Not Winning in Playoffs
1	1 Vote	Driver Who Allegedly Body-Slammed Reporter to Kill Net Neutrality
1	1 Vote	I'm Sick of Your Car's CD Player - With Explosive Consequences
1	1 Vote	3 Unexpected Foods That Will Be Done, My Lord
1	1 Vote	7 Ways You're Hurting Your Chances at Building Wealth, According to LinkedIn
1	1 Vote	You Will Definitely Turn on Each Other
1	1 Vote	ESPN Is Changing Your Sexuality Says Lib Dem Candidate
1	1 Vote	These Shoes Help Clean Lakes–Because They're Made of LIES