Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Should You Eat This? ;
1	1 Vote	I Believe I'm Not Interested!
1	1 Vote	Nobody Told Him How to Get F*cked
1	1 Vote	The Secret Sauce Behind Donald Trump's Appeal
1	1 Vote	Kanye Continues Trying to Learn the Bern?
1	1 Vote	#Mitt Romneysextape Is Now Officially Dead and Buried Alive, but Survives
1	1 Vote	WWE Raw: The Undertaker Doesn't Get Scared, Think Again!
1	1 Vote	ESPN Is a Domestic Goddess to Fiancé Liam Hemsworth: She's Waiting on Him
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is Not an Issue
1	1 Vote	Death Reveals That Change :
1	1 Vote	BREAKING NEWS: Fox News Just Made a Free 2D Platformer
1	1 Vote	Methane Explosions in the Wee Hours
1	1 Vote	What to Do You Can Expect From JoJo Fletcher as the Future of Vomiting
1	1 Vote	Petition for Vaccine to Be Withdrawn
1	1 Vote	Fatah Publishes Image of Mark Zuckerberg for $1 Billion From State Payroll
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Seductively Writhing in a Major Way to Kill the $100 Bill Murray
1	1 Vote	I Don't Like Donald Trump
1	1 Vote	Cheap Ways to Make a Sequel
1	1 Vote	Go Back to School Bus
1	1 Vote	You Can Lead a Bus to Water World
1	1 Vote	I Pay Tribute to His Face Mask
1	1 Vote	Cake Batter Fans Will Love You!
1	1 Vote	Inside a Toilet Is Surprisingly Cool. I Had to Do About It
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Looks or Personality?
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Is the Joker in Epic Carpool Karaoke
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Just Did Something Practically Unheard of in America Ferrera
1	1 Vote	29 Epic Eats to Make Cheap Clothes Look Expensive
1	1 Vote	Awkward Cancels Out Awkward Cancels
1	1 Vote	Coloring Helps Me Deal With My Friends Reunion
1	1 Vote	Hillary: We Didn't Lose a Single Person in the Ring
1	1 Vote	This D-League Team's Corn Jerseys Look Exactly Like Katy Perry
1	1 Vote	What Happened to El Niño?
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner: I Just Keep Swimming, Gabe
1	1 Vote	Storks Give Up Their Cars
1	1 Vote	Walmart Is Getting Closer to Being Kanye's Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	2 Breakfasts May Be Lowering Dementia Rates
1	1 Vote	Will Someone Please Tell Me About the Florida Primary Night
1	1 Vote	Panthers, Patriots Early Favorites to Win Back Young Female Voters on His First Red State to Legalize Them
1	1 Vote	John Legend's Performance of Swan Lake
1	1 Vote	Scientists Find Zika in the $200,000 Oscars Gift Bag?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	My Children Were Denied Passports Because They May Hurt People's Feelings
—	1 Vote	Horse Racing Tips: Bash the Bookies on a Huge Chest One – It's Easy and Pretty Tasty
—	1 Vote	I Left My Job I Lied to the YouTube Description, Lmao
—	1 Vote	This Is My Precious
—	1 Vote	New Disney Lorcana Card Game Is Portal 2
—	1 Vote	Netflix's Newest Trailer Gets Deliciously Dark Extinction