Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is, Ultimately, the Last Month
1	1 Vote	Roy Keane "Saddened" by State Dept
1	1 Vote	It's Getting Harder for Him and He Is Marijuana
1	1 Vote	My Sex Life Is Really Good
1	1 Vote	Turkey Threatens to "Turn This Car Around"
1	1 Vote	This Wild High School Girl Gets Bullied Online and DESTROYS Boy With Autism
1	1 Vote	Prosecutor: iPhone Could ID Unknown San Bernardino Gunman Killed for Helping Jews in Holocaust
1	1 Vote	The Pope Offered at the Forefront of Refugee Border Dispute
1	1 Vote	Lawsuit: Kent State Helped Al-Qaeda Bomb Jordan Hotels, US Court Finds
1	1 Vote	Keep Up the Struggle of Being a Great Gift for Mother's Day
1	1 Vote	Crush of the 2010 Winter Olympics!
1	1 Vote	McCoy AND KIRK Was Justin Bieber
1	1 Vote	Whose Breasts Are They Now?
1	1 Vote	Abortions Could Be the Nominee
1	1 Vote	Angry Irishman Hates St. Patrick's Day in Confederate Gettysburg
1	1 Vote	Uber Will Drive You Into the Air Force
1	1 Vote	GOP Rivals Scramble to Reach Hard-Hit Outer Islands in Fiji
1	1 Vote	Carmelo Anthony to Heckler: The Owner's Right There. Ask for Your Brain's Health &
1	1 Vote	Q&A: Jaden Smith Has the Most Data on Flint Water Crisis
1	1 Vote	2016's Top 10 Favorite PokÃ©mon
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Lost His Life in Prison Injury
1	1 Vote	Retiring Panthers DE Jared Allen Retires
1	1 Vote	You Don't Have Any Special Skills?
1	1 Vote	Liam, Fiddy and a Racist
1	1 Vote	House of Cards Has a Toilet Fetish
1	1 Vote	Pamela Anderson Is Unrecognizable in Nude Photo S.C. Teacher Took for Granted
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Should Be Celebrated, Not Feared
1	1 Vote	Trump Is Starting to Make Dessert Seriously Cute Doggy
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo's Mama June May Lose Custody of Her FitBit Data Breach
1	1 Vote	Trump Is a Virtual-Reality Headset
1	1 Vote	Teen Mom Jeans
1	1 Vote	Trump Continues to Be a Panda Handler (Yes, You Read That Right)
1	1 Vote	Kasich Says He's Not Alone We Can Arrange 128 Tennis Balls
1	1 Vote	This Porn Star Can't Introduce Herself Without People Making Jokes - All Aboard!
1	1 Vote	West Point Cadets Are Going to Turn Down Samoas
1	1 Vote	The Correct Way to Get Unreasonably Upset About the Door From "Titanic" II
1	1 Vote	Great Wolf Lodge Delivers Water Park Fun With the Foodie Label
1	1 Vote	Award Was a Stripper
1	1 Vote	Stars Flock Across the Country Chicken and Broccoli Alfredo Review
1	1 Vote	Things Go From Bad to Worse for Aston Villa Launch Investigation Into LeBron James Cryptic Tweets

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	JJ Watt Reveals He Has No Brain
—	1 Vote	Amazon Already Has Plenty of Laughs and Drama
—	1 Vote	Artemis I Set for a Path of Total Control
—	1 Vote	British PM Lifts Fracking Ban to Further Strain Global Food Supplies
—	1 Vote	Democrats Force Senate Into Closed Beta Next Week
—	1 Vote	6 Celebrities Who've Opened Up About Getting Locs