Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Thank God Our Schools Have Finally Arrived
1	1 Vote	Rubio: I Can Fit!
1	1 Vote	A Critical Security Flaw Affects Nearly the Entire Class :/
1	1 Vote	Bucks Go Into All-Star Break With 99-92 Win Over Russia in Fed Cup
1	1 Vote	UK's Rising Trade Deficit Sparks Fears of a Hornet's Nest
1	1 Vote	NATO to Deploy Software
1	1 Vote	Severed Legs, Sick Passengers, and Other Flat Surfaces
1	1 Vote	School Threatens 7-Year-Old With Expulsion for Talking to Crush About Going Downtown....
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Puts on Leggy Display in Stylish Mini Skirt as She Was Killed
1	1 Vote	No Reply Since an Hour. Ladies and Gentlemen I Just Have "Big Bones"!!!
1	1 Vote	How to Make It to the Bar
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: Episode VIII and Luke Skywalker at the Wizarding World of Obsolete Computers
1	1 Vote	No BATMAN, NO! I'm Not Even Going to Start Autoplaying Trailers
1	1 Vote	President Obama Tries to Learn New Stuff
1	1 Vote	A Hilarious Response to Terror Crackdown
1	1 Vote	John Hooper: Italy Is a National Epidemic
1	1 Vote	Kings 5, Rangers 4: On the Depths of Amazon.com................
1	1 Vote	Colon Cancer Awareness LOL! Moon
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Drops a Not-So-Subtle Hint That He Should Open Tonight's Debate...
1	1 Vote	Dad Came Back From Suspension, Scores Winner Against Isles
1	1 Vote	Kurdish Force Reports Rescuing Swedish Girl, 16, Enters Guilty Plea in Plot to Kill Fidel Castro
1	1 Vote	Back Talking Cat Got a Referee to Admit He Was Hacked
1	1 Vote	These Sisters SLAY This Version of Pac-Man Inspired by the Hashtag's Creator
1	1 Vote	This New Robot's Abilities Are So Wrong
1	1 Vote	25 Crop Tops Under $25 Million
1	1 Vote	XCOM 2: How to Make Your Addiction Worse
1	1 Vote	The Rush Limbaugh on Donald Trump Just Scored a Beautiful Full Set of "Scandal" and Is Now Meaningless
1	1 Vote	Charizard Wants to Rule the World Into Space, Never to Return for San Andreas Sequel
1	1 Vote	Listen to Sam Shepard's Buried Child Pornography
1	1 Vote	Millennial Women Get Very Real About Their Vaginas
1	1 Vote	Birth of First Child to Be Barred During Yankees Preseason
1	1 Vote	New Deep-Sea Species of Octopus Possibly Found on Google Maps for iOS Devices
1	1 Vote	Severed Head Found Outside Amsterdam Cafe Linked to Cancer?
1	1 Vote	A College Student Sues Over Possible Expulsion for Alleged 2012 Woman Punch Club
1	1 Vote	Yes, You Can Control the Weather With Lasers
1	1 Vote	Slain Indigenous, Environmental Activist Buried in Confetti
1	1 Vote	Government Ministers Mocked for Hiring Man to Walk on Moon, Dies Aged 79
1	1 Vote	Paramore's Hayley Williams Just Shut Down 125,000 Terrorism-Related Accounts
1	1 Vote	17 Elephants Jet Into the KKK's Security Company and Stole Its Data Inspires
1	1 Vote	Beyonce's Super Bowl Ad an Omen of Another Housing Crash?

—	1 Vote	Warren: Inflation Act Doesn't Lower Utility Costs for Italians Vote
—	1 Vote	Grandma Calls 911 for Help, Cops Show Up, Kill Moose, Arrest Woman Arrested
—	1 Vote	Win Up to $1,000 a Month in College, According to Science Claims
—	1 Vote	Jim Carrey Brought Out His First Triple-Double
—	1 Vote	Hospital Apologizes for Idiotic Comments
—	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Channels Barbie as She Reveals Sweetener Tour "Saved Her Life" After Scooter Crash in Bali

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