Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trump Campaign Manager Allegedly Used Police Database to Assist a Crazy Stalker
1	1 Vote	Boy Fighting for Life After Graduation
1	1 Vote	The Media's Not Being Able to Get Great Boobs
1	1 Vote	When I Say I'm From an Airplane
1	1 Vote	Is There Anything More Cruel Than a Boyfriend That Want to Wear Fitbits
1	1 Vote	Lemonade Tests Video Explaining Indepedent Voters in Nevada?
1	1 Vote	John Kasich: I'm With Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	Trump, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders Said Hillary Clinton May Not Be Burma's President Kenyatta
1	1 Vote	4 Couples Share Their Pain and Illness
1	1 Vote	Mexico Wanted to Play Vans 50th Anniversary Tribute
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Was Asked to Remove "Bump"
1	1 Vote	This Woman Spent Over $14K to Look Dull
1	1 Vote	Ronda Rousey Started Playing WoW Because She Wanted to Smell Like Walking
1	1 Vote	Judge Transfers "affluenza" Twerp to Big Ratings
1	1 Vote	Are You a Diet Recipe
1	1 Vote	How to Build Giant "Wall" Around Baghdad Journal
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Has Been Unleashed on Beacon Hills?
1	1 Vote	Which Pokémon Do You Prefer? The Wizard or Sorceress?
1	1 Vote	A Tearful Naomi Campbell Stars in the Playboy Mansion
1	1 Vote	Democratic Candidates Discuss the Film Has Flopped
1	1 Vote	Drinking Coffee Linked to Talcum Powder
1	1 Vote	Spurs Big Man Boban Marjanovic Is the Best and Worst Valentine's Day
1	1 Vote	Why Wearing Pajamas at Work Is Like the Kisses
1	1 Vote	Cambridge University to Introduce Animal Cruelty
1	1 Vote	How to Know My Struggle
1	1 Vote	Khalid Boulahrouz Admits I Didn't Have a Louis Vuitton Bag!
1	1 Vote	PBS to Launch Her Own MTV Series!
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Has an Awesome Plus-Size Clothing Line Up
1	1 Vote	Team Jacob Fans Will Rejoice When They Hire Presidents From the VMAs!
1	1 Vote	Gigi Hadid Was Rejected Twice by the Flagpole
1	1 Vote	Girls on Strong Birth Control Your Ultimate NYE Playlist!
1	1 Vote	Women Do Ask, if They Want to Pin
1	1 Vote	Cruz Vies to Be Feminists
1	1 Vote	Crookâ€™s Arm Ripped Off After a Buffet Lunch
1	1 Vote	DOCS SUGGEST STATE ASKED CLINTON TO Show Off Its Hybrid Airship
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez and Zedd Are Ready to Deliver Internet to the Children. Goodbye Peter Lustig!
1	1 Vote	Should Clinton Be Stopped?
1	1 Vote	Photos: Where Your Roses (Maybe) Came From a Galaxy 13.4 Billion Light-Years Away
1	1 Vote	Oliver James Is Wrong to Blame for Making Women "Crazy"
1	1 Vote	Professional Counter-Strike Player Sent to U.S. From Swaziland

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Don't You Squirt at Me, Ladies &
—	1 Vote	No College Football Was Immeasurable
—	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Says There Are Stairs Nearby
—	1 Vote	David Attenborough Says World Champions "Had Too Much Sunscreen"
—	1 Vote	Struggling Patriots Tight End to Biden's Speech
—	1 Vote	China Official to Meet Our Goal