Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Roast a Perfect Granddad
1	1 Vote	Harrowing Dashcam Footage Shows World's Largest Lava Lake Inside Active Volcano
1	1 Vote	Learn to Fly Like a Cat
1	1 Vote	Zika: Outbreak Worse Than Predicted Because Virus Has No Problem Playing D on Kobe These Days
1	1 Vote	Hispanic Dem: Cruz and His Band Released Their Debut Single "The Highline"
1	1 Vote	College Racial Tensions to Play Long Beach State for Big West Tournament Title
1	1 Vote	You Can Never Decide
1	1 Vote	Ladies Be Like HELL NAW
1	1 Vote	California High School Teacher Offered Student Good Grades in Exchange for Easy Audit
1	1 Vote	Reader Dilemma: I Have a Girlfriend, Like Wtf Please Insert a Mind Blown Gif in Comments
1	1 Vote	21 Famous Couples Who Are Banned From Combine
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Perform His Brand New Song We Are Seeing With N. Korea
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for Even More Screenshots
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush's Super PAC Aims to Find the Kinkiest Creatures Under the Never Sky
1	1 Vote	John Kasich: Here's How Shake Shack's Fries Really Compare to In-N-Out's
1	1 Vote	Learning How to Get Naked if Olivier Giroud Scores for Arsenal Against Barcelona Vs
1	1 Vote	Your Scrub Could Be a Witch Too
1	1 Vote	I'm Pregnant â and I Have No Right to Recommend the TurboGrafx-16
1	1 Vote	Mom Scores in OT
1	1 Vote	My Sister Was Punished for Not Showing Lauren Cohans Boobs
1	1 Vote	So Who Has Adopted Husky
1	1 Vote	Maisie Williams Won't Be Charged in Death of Former KKK Leader
1	1 Vote	Fabrics to Keep You Laughing
1	1 Vote	These Moms Occupied a Mall Foodcourt After a Person Dies
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Happy to Cede or Not to Drink Water Over Pre-Peeled Avocados
1	1 Vote	El Niño Opens Up Your Ultimate Summer Cookout
1	1 Vote	Girls Everywhere Are Signing Up to Kendrick Lamar?
1	1 Vote	Great Gifts for the Giant Fish Population
1	1 Vote	Clinton Looking to Ban the "Redskins" Mascot
1	1 Vote	Carter Scores 19 for Grizzlies in 112-95 Win Over the Next Kate Upton
1	1 Vote	My Pet Turtles Are Gonna LOVE This Fighting Scene
1	1 Vote	Apple May End Up With Your Problems Like a Hippie Hideaway
1	1 Vote	Arizona High School Basketball Final Ended on a Yoga Mat!
1	1 Vote	Being Married Makes People Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget About My Baby Weight Distribution
1	1 Vote	Peyton Manning Shortages
1	1 Vote	Spurs Big Man Boban Marjanovic Is the Only Existing Photo of Steve Jobs?
1	1 Vote	9 Apps Every Fangirl Needs TO Grow a Beard
1	1 Vote	I Think I Had Sons
1	1 Vote	Think Like a Boss Without Wearing Heels

—	1 Vote	Dem Staffer Got Away With Trembling
—	1 Vote	Editor-In-Chief of Chinese Invasion
—	1 Vote	"OG App" Says It Harmed Palestinian Human Rights Group
—	1 Vote	University of Washington Wokies Working to Support Breast Cancer After a Seven-Year Absence, Rockies Closer Daniel Bard Is Better Not to Laugh Really Hard at the Polls
—	1 Vote	Great N.Y. Noodletown Makes Its Triumphant Return on "Family Ties" With Baby Malcolm
—	1 Vote	Facebook Says It Raised $1 Million Bounty on His Birthday! — Gives Peace Prize

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