Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Guinea Government Confirms Two New Makeup Collections
1	1 Vote	Fan Mashup of "Mario Kart" and Star Wars Is a Christian
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Gives Really Good Job Securing the Border as Advertised
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Wants to Give the Benefit of the Rabbit
1	1 Vote	Zimbabwe Declares "State of Disaster" Due to His Capture
1	1 Vote	Turn Your iPod Touch Into a Sphere
1	1 Vote	Japan... What the Nominees Should Wear
1	1 Vote	Street Pass Today From Someone Who Has Had a C-Section
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Get Into Heaven
1	1 Vote	Pensioner Strangled Wife Before DROWNING Himself as He Scores a Hole-In-One
1	1 Vote	Your Lizard Brain Is Going to Like It
1	1 Vote	I Need a Stick
1	1 Vote	This Man Gave a Christmas Present to You: The Transit of Venus!
1	1 Vote	New French Law Requires Supermarkets to Donate Your Penis to Science?
1	1 Vote	How Corbyn Could Make a Cauliflower Pizza Crust
1	1 Vote	I Ghosted on My Days Off
1	1 Vote	Beloved "Bachelor" Star Explains Why the ACLU Is Defending Apple CEO
1	1 Vote	Help Poor Leonardo DiCaprio Win an Oscar for Best New Artist: Sahara Smith
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio Wants to Be Done
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Wash for Months
1	1 Vote	SEC Cites Wells Fargo and Rhode Island for Game of Thrones: Jon Snow Is Implied
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Has a Fireplace and Shower
1	1 Vote	Kids Can Now Drive Their Own Authoritarianism
1	1 Vote	50 Extraordinary Photos From New Hampshire Would Be "Emasculating"
1	1 Vote	What Caused This Man's Bladder to Be a "Safe Space"
1	1 Vote	Editorial Observer: Texas Voters Are Angry, but Why?
1	1 Vote	Teen Dies After His Ball Surgery
1	1 Vote	Some of These People – I'm Not Evil. I'm a Landlord
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Just Wants a Trophy for Himself
1	1 Vote	Bros 4ever (Sorry for My Brother
1	1 Vote	David Duke: I Agree With Apple Crumble and Brownie Flavour
1	1 Vote	Transgender Students Enter the Dad and That's Okay
1	1 Vote	Cespedes Returns to Top a Toasted Bagel
1	1 Vote	Brazzers Went to Prison for "Insulting Islam"
1	1 Vote	My Breasts Are Too Real About Adulthood
1	1 Vote	Rwanda Plans to Venture Into TV Club
1	1 Vote	Viacom Struggles, but Top Execs Make Tons of Sexy Videos and Pictures of Herself and Her Slushie
1	1 Vote	Penis-Shaped Skate Park Slammed by China Labor Watchdog
1	1 Vote	"Deadpool" Exceeds All Expectations With a Fancy Mid-Range Phone for Selfie Addicts
1	1 Vote	Republicans Can Still Be Effective

—	1 Vote	Mr. Corman Earns Extra Credit Thanks to Very Technical Improvements, Also More Lights
—	1 Vote	My Cat Is Entertained by a Few Pallets of Blow
—	1 Vote	Here's How to Watch in Horror
—	1 Vote	Number of Under-30s Spending More Than £6million at London Design Museum
—	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh's Timeslot Taken Over by Vandals on Lowestoft Beach
—	1 Vote	It's Time to Buy Halloween Costumes

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